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  • Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Yes I know we don't really know who's packing (except Matt Stiker, I've seen the pics) but based on your judgement who do you think is hung like a donkey and who would you assume has a macaroni weiner?



    I usually am a good judge at this sort of thing and I can tell you I'm almost positive HHH has a very, very tiny penis. I also know Snitsky's is very small. John Cena I can tell is huge or defenitely above average. I know this will surprise many people but Big Show is either average or below average. I'd be surprised if it's really that big.

    I'm also going to say that Vince Mcmahon's is above average which may have to do with his arrogant and cocky attitude. Undertaker's is also quite large. Miz is just average. Santino also average. Vladamir Kozlov is pretty big and I'm almost sure uncircumsized.


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  • #2
    Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Edge is probably small.

    Eve Torres' is probably above average.

    Michael Cole's is likely the largest of anybody employed with WWE.

    And now I feel a little gay.

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    • #3
      Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

      Cody Rhodes stuffs, I learnt that from one of his unaired Dashing Tips.

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      • #4
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        Michael Cole is just average I'm sure. I'd say Edge is average too. Eziekiel Jackson is hung like a brontosaurus and something tells me Sheamus is huge too and doesn't shave down there so you can only imagine that pale skin covered in a ginger bush. Yeeesh.


        I'm thinkin Shane Mcmahon is either packing or very, very small and he may have insecurities about his size. He's not average though I can gaurantee that so he's either big or small.

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        • #5
          Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

          You seem to know the wrestlers' penises well. Is this Lita?

          I kid. I kid.

          You're probably right on Zeke Jackson and no-shave-Sheamus.

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          • #6
            Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

            Look at the tights. "Big Zeke" is 300 lbs of dynamite with a 2 inch fuse! The guy has a tickler at best.

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            • #7
              Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

              Originally posted by ~LK~
              You seem to know the wrestlers' penises well. Is this Lita?

              I kid. I kid.

              You're probably right on Zeke Jackson and no-shave-Sheamus.
              I'm telling you I have a 6th sense about these things.

              As for Eve I'd say she is the type who may skip shaving days due to razor bumps and ingrown hairs so it's not as fresh and pretty as some people may think down there. I'd attribute this to being on the road so much and not having time to focus on vaginal hygiene.

              Anyone wondering about Kane, yes it's large and he shaves everything. Hornswaggle's is very, very small as many would imagine.

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              • #8
                Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

                Smallest:
                Big Show or Chyna (tie)

                Largest:
                Yoshi Tatsu

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                • #9
                  Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

                  Originally posted by DJ Mally Z
                  Smallest:
                  Big Show or Chyna (tie)

                  Largest:
                  Yoshi Tatsu

                  /thread
                  An Asian has the largest penis?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

                    Originally posted by ~LK~
                    An Asian has the largest penis?
                    You'd be surprised.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

                      Looking over Ezikiel pics I've decided he's either average or slightly above average but because the rest of him is so large he may appear quite small, so all in all not nearly as large as I'd pressume.

                      Chyna is defenitely small. I've seen the sex tape.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

                        I bet Zack Ryder's is the biggest .

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                        • #13
                          Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

                          Originally posted by Karen Walker
                          Looking over Ezikiel pics I've decided he's either average or slightly above average but because the rest of him is so large he may appear quite small, so all in all not nearly as large as I'd pressume.

                          Chyna is defenitely small. I've seen the sex tape.
                          You sure do have a niche for deciding wrestler's penis sizes. :frog:

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                          • #14
                            Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

                            What a bizarre thread idea.

                            To actually contribute to it, I remember seeing a pic somewhere on this forum that indicated Rhodes was pretty hung.


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                            • #15
                              Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

                              Just reminds me of Brian Kendrick laughing at the Divas who did steroids having huge clits

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