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  • Impact Zone Names (A Forum Game)

    Maybe we could try and get this forum game going. Maybe not. Let's find out.

    As a wrestling fan, I've always been fascinated by the potential of Impact Zone Names. You know what I mean, right?

    "That's Christian Cage! What's Christian Cage doing in the Impact Zone?"

    "That's Brother Ray and Brother Devon! What's Brother Ray and Brother Devon doing in the Impact Zone?"

    Sure, Impact Zone Names can make a wrestling promotion seem second rate. But dammit, they're fun.

    So here are the rules. I'm going to pick a wrestler making his debut in the Impact Zone.

    Today it's Mark Henry. The World's Strongest Man. Sexual Chocolate.

    And for twenty four hours we're all going to come up with the very best Impact Zone name we can for Mr. Henry.

    Whoever the consensus winner is, he or she will pick the new wrestler.

    Let's say, tomorrow at midnight, we'll all chose a winner.

    And remember, for best results, answer in the form of a question. For example:

    "What's Horny Coco doing in the Impact Zone!?"

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    Re: Impact Zone Names (A Forum Game)

    They'd probably just call him Mark Henry, since that's his real name...

    But anyway:

    "What's Marcus Hank doing in the Impact Zone?"

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    • #3
      Re: Impact Zone Names (A Forum Game)

      They'd probably just call him Mark Henry, since that's his real name...

      But anyway:

      "What's Marcus Hank doing in the Impact Zone?"

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      • #4
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        "I don't believe it! It's Henry Mark! What's he doing in the Zone of Impact?"

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        • #5
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          "I don't believe it! It's Henry Mark! What's he doing in the Zone of Impact?"

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          • #6
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            "Oh My God, it's Mark Henry! And we can use his full name because it's actually his real name and not a WWE gimmick! My god!"

            [π: WWPID?] ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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            • #7
              Re: Impact Zone Names (A Forum Game)

              "Oh My God, it's Mark Henry! And we can use his full name because it's actually his real name and not a WWE gimmick! My god!"

              [π: WWPID?] ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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                "What's D-Lo's Emergency Contact Doing in the Impact Zone!?"

                Originally posted by Leper Messiah View Post
                They'd probably just call him Mark Henry, since that's his real name...

                But anyway:

                "What's Marcus Hank doing in the Impact Zone?"
                That's a good one.

                Anyway, what would the fun be in that? I'll laugh my ass off if they ever have to Impact Zone Name AJ Styles.

                Haha, others people's misfortune ...

                Originally posted by Emperor View Post
                "I don't believe it! It's Henry Mark! What's he doing in the Zone of Impact?"
                God, yes. By all means do the commentary as well guys. Extra points for Tenay and West.

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                • #9
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                  "What's D-Lo's Emergency Contact Doing in the Impact Zone!?"

                  Originally posted by Leper Messiah View Post
                  They'd probably just call him Mark Henry, since that's his real name...

                  But anyway:

                  "What's Marcus Hank doing in the Impact Zone?"
                  That's a good one.

                  Anyway, what would the fun be in that? I'll laugh my ass off if they ever have to Impact Zone Name AJ Styles.

                  Haha, others people's misfortune ...

                  Originally posted by Emperor View Post
                  "I don't believe it! It's Henry Mark! What's he doing in the Zone of Impact?"
                  God, yes. By all means do the commentary as well guys. Extra points for Tenay and West.

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                  • #10
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                    "What's "Hot Cocoa," Mark Henry doing in the Impact Zone?"

                    Still My Champ
                    Thanks, surrender.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Impact Zone Names (A Forum Game)

                      "What's "Hot Cocoa," Mark Henry doing in the Impact Zone?"

                      Still My Champ
                      Thanks, surrender.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Impact Zone Names (A Forum Game)

                        Playing with the Sexual Chocolate Character here ... still the best version of Mark Henry in my opinion ...

                        "What's Frisky Fudge doing in the Impact Zone?"

                        "What's Black Coffee doing in the IMpact Zone?"

                        "What's Hot Coffee doing in the Impact Zone?"

                        "What's Chocolate Moose doing in the Impact Zone?"

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                        • #13
                          Re: Impact Zone Names (A Forum Game)

                          Playing with the Sexual Chocolate Character here ... still the best version of Mark Henry in my opinion ...

                          "What's Frisky Fudge doing in the Impact Zone?"

                          "What's Black Coffee doing in the IMpact Zone?"

                          "What's Hot Coffee doing in the Impact Zone?"

                          "What's Chocolate Moose doing in the Impact Zone?"

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                          • #14
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                            "What's Marcus Alexander Henderson doing in the Impact Zone?"

                            ...

                            (Yeah, that's a bad one. I dont' think anyone is gonna get the Buff Bagwell reference. Also, it's a really weak reference. )

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                            • #15
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                              "What's Marcus Alexander Henderson doing in the Impact Zone?"

                              ...

                              (Yeah, that's a bad one. I dont' think anyone is gonna get the Buff Bagwell reference. Also, it's a really weak reference. )

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