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  • #31
    Re: SEX

    Originally posted by Jack Crist (a.k.a. “The Dave Metzler of SEX”)
    SEX: LIVE! (05/25/2009)

    HBK comes out to vent his frustrations with SEX and its various tag teams. HBK recalls that Brock Lesnar abandoned his teammate in the ring last week, as did Brian Kendrick. HBK points out the tensions between SEX Tag Team Champions and their challengers at Evolution, the Hardy Boyz. The only tag team that worked well together last week was CM Punk & Samoa Joe, but they are bitter rivals. The Miz & John Morrison come out and interrupt HBK.

    The Miz & Morrison claim that they are the perfect example of what a tag team should be. They are young, talented, and contemporary. Beyond that, they get along inside and outside the ring. They claim that they deserve another chance to challenge for the SEX Tag Team Championship. HBK claims otherwise because of their repeated attempts to cheat in the mini-tournament over the past two weeks. HBK then invites Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin to the ring.

    HBK informs The Miz & Morrison that Shelley & Sabin are in fact the perfect examples of what a tag team should be. HBK announces that Shelley & Sabin, The Miz & John Morrison, and an additional tag team will compete in a six-man scramble match at Evolution. The winner of the match will earn the right for his team to challenge either London & Kendrick of the Hardy Boyz for the SEX Tag Team Championship the following night. HBK wishes good luck to both teams.

    Bobby Lashley visits HHH in his private office. After pinning Orton last week, Lashley demands a rematch against him to reclaim his contract for a title shot. HHH applauds the audacity it takes for a man like Lashley, a former military man, to disregard the chain of command in SEX. HHH grants Lashley’s demand. However, if Lashley wins back the contract then he will be required to use it within 30 days. Lashley claims that he can easily live with this stipulation.

    AJ Styles comes out and receives a huge pop from the audience. Styles concludes that he emerged as the better man in his mini-feud with Edge. Styles then claims that Gregory Helms impressed him last week. Styles claims that it would be an honor to wrestle Helms tonight. Helms comes out to accept Styles’ challenge. Helms claims that he has a renewed lease on life as a part of SEX. Helms promises to make an impact. He shakes hands with Styles before the match.

    The match features plenty of chain wrestling and a bit of high-flying action. The audience supports the offense of both men and refuses to root against either one as Styles and Helms exchange stiff kicks. Styles plants Helms with the Styles Clash, but Helms kicks out! Styles is stunned, and his disbelief proves to be costly as Helms is able to battle back. Helms plants Styles with a Reversal of Fortune to secure the pinfall. After the match, Styles and Helms shake hands.

    Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy about their match at Evolution for the SEX Tag Team Championship. Matt informs Josh that family means more to him than gold. In a condescending tone, Matt explains that he wants to teach Jeff that a winner’s discipline and moral code are more important than any championship he can win. Jeff seems to agree. Matt concludes the interview with a reminder that any team is only as strong as its weakest link.

    Brock Lesnar comes out and issues an open challenge to prepare himself for Evolution. CM Punk answers Lesnar’s challenge and claims that he will send a message to Samoa Joe through Lesnar. Lesnar claims that the message will be “CM Punk taps like a bitch.” Punk storms the ring, where Lesnar mauls him without mercy. Punk weathers the storm as he absorbs the abuse from Lesnar. His tenacity does not frustrate Lesnar. Rather, Lesnar enjoys toying with Punk.

    Lesnar’s over-confidence ultimately allows Punk to catch a second wind, and Punk unloads with a flurry of strikes that staggers Lesnar. However, Lesnar retaliates with a brutal clothesline that almost decapitates Punk. Lesnar traps Punk in the Brock Lock in the center of the ring. Punk refuses to submit and eventually passes out from the pain. Lesnar celebrates his victory, but the message has been sent to Samoa Joe: CM Punk will not give up.

    Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews Paul London about being abandoned by Brian Kendrick last week. London concedes that Kendrick is the Shawn Michaels of their tag team after all. However, Kendrick is not the Rocker that will eventually fulfill his boyhood dream. Kendrick is the degenerate with an attitude problem and an over-inflated ego that alienates fans. Realizing what he has said, London stumbles over his words as he backpedals to apologize to HBK.

    Edge comes out to complain about Christian’s interference in his match last week. Edge announces that HBK has given him a chance to exact revenge in a six-man tag team match. Edge introduces The Miz & John Morrison as his partners. The Miz & Morrison join Edge in the ring. Edge, The Miz & Morrison inform Christian and his partners, Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin, that this match will prove what everybody has always known to be true: WWE is better than TNA.

    Christian, Shelley & Sabin rush to the ring in response, and the subsequent match is an out-of-control brawl. The action is back-and-forth and surprisingly intense. The Miz & Morrison brawl with Shelley & Sabin outside the ring while Edge brawls with Christian inside the ring. The Miz & Morrison and Shelley & Sabin brawl to the back as Christian plants Edge with an Unprettier to secure the pinfall for his team. After the match, Edge has a temper tantrum in the ring.

    Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews Brian Kendrick about his relationship with Paul London. Kendrick claims it is better to be a degenerate without a smile than “Paulie Londonetty.” Kendrick also claims that he abandoned London last week to serve London with a non-violent notice. Kendrick will soon be moving onto bigger and better things without London. Kendrick dances off as he begins to sing the chorus of “We Are The Champions” by Queen.

    John Cena comes out to a massive ovation from the audience. Cena weaves the highlights of his career into a rap about SEX. The rap concludes with Cena’s attention on Lesnar and their match at Evolution for the SEX Heavyweight Championship. Samoa Joe interrupts Cena. Joe claims that he wants to send a message to CM Punk by forcing the SEX Heavyweight Champion to tap out. Cena accepts Joe’s challenge after recalling that he made Joe tap out at Pedigreed.

    The subsequent encounter is an intense brawl, and momentum shifts back and forth like a pendulum throughout the match. Joe focuses on Cena’s surgically repaired neck to soften it for a Muscle Buster or chokehold. Joe ultimately hooks Cena in a chokehold, but Cena scales the turnbuckles to flip over Joe and pin him. It is almost a perfect reenactment of the finish from WrestleMania VIII in which Bret Hart countered Roddy Piper’s sleeper hold to win the match.

    Backstage, Orton confronts HBK in his office. Orton complains about Lashley bypassing HBK to get a rematch for tonight. Orton also complains about HBK being too impotent to reverse decisions made by HHH. HBK warns Orton to use the rematch tonight to prepare for Batista because Batista will be out for blood at Evolution. HBK then threatens to expel Orton from his office with Sweet Chin Music if Orton does not leave now. Orton fumes for a moment before finally leaving.

    A video package plays to hype Batista’s return at Evolution. Footage of Batista’s interactions with Orton in SEX is spliced with footage of Batista working out in a gym. Batista lifts insane amounts of weight, sprints on a treadmill, and practices Muay Thai kickboxing. After his workout, Batista flexes in a mirror and roars at his reflection. He is clearly in fighting-shape, ready and waiting to return to the ring at Evolution. The Animal will be unleashed at Evolution!

    Randy Orton confronts HHH in his private office. Orton orders HHH to cancel his match against Lashley tonight, but HHH refuses. Orton threatens HHH with violence in attempt to persuade him, but HHH advises Orton against threatening him. HHH then announces that he will be the special referee for Orton’s match against Batista at Evolution. Orton is furious on several counts, but HHH does not care. HHH tells Orton to go prepare for his match against Lashley.

    Meanwhile, Edge confronts Christian in the locker room. Edge has seemingly calmed down from his temper tantrum, but he is still clearly upset. He claims that the Motor City Machine Guns carried Christian to victory tonight. Edge also blames The Miz & John Morrison for his loss at the hands of Christian. Edge demands another chance to exact his revenge against Christian in a one-on-one match at Evolution. Christian accepts Edge’s challenge just to shut him up.

    The final match of the evening features Bobby Lashley versus Randy Orton. The tension is almost palpable with the contract for a title shot on the line in the match. Orton is aware that he cannot overpower or out-wrestle Lashley. As a result, he employs a strategy that involves avoiding Lashley and luring him out of the ring in an effort to win via count-out. Lashley chases Orton around the outside of the ring for most of the match and is almost counted out on several occasions.

    Orton trips Lashley on the outside of the ring with a drop-toe-hold that causes Lashley to fall face-first into the ring steps. Orton rolls back into the ring and awaits Lashley with a punt as Lashley struggles to climb back into the ring. Batista’s music hits just before Orton can unleash the punt. Orton frantically scans his surroundings as he anticipates a sneak attack from Batista. Lashley capitalizes on the distraction and plants Orton with a Dominator to secure the pinfall.

    QUICK RESULTS FOR SEX: LIVE! (05/25/2009):
    • Gregory Helms defeats AJ Styles via pinfall.
    • Brock Lesnar defeats CM Punk via submission.*
    • Christian, Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin defeat Edge, The Miz & John Morrison via pinfall.
    • John Cena defeats Samoa Joe via pinfall.
    • Bobby Lashley defeats Randy Orton via pinfall.


    *The referee stopped the match after CM Punk passed out. CM Punk never gave up or tapped out.
    That's it for this episode of SEX: LIVE! I hope everyone else enjoyed the show as much as I did! Also, this was the last episode before Evolution. Personally, I can't wait for Evolution. It looks like it will be a solid show: Cena/Lesnar, Batista/Orton, Punk/Joe, Edge/Christian, and MORE! It's bound to be awesome. Plus, a fan festival has been advertised to take place before the pay-per-view. It's called, "SEX AXXESS," and I'm sure more information about it will be posted in the near future. God, I'm so excited for Evolution!
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    • #32
      Re: SEX

      This is no Production Inspection, its just a review.

      Now, I know we have already talked at quite good length about what your rough plans are going forward, but I honestly don't remember the in's and out's, so I am going into this with a clear mind and see what happens. I can't wait to see things develop though, knowing what you have in store.

      On a side-note, I have read earlier editions, so I am not going into this totally unbeknown of what is going on, either. Hopefully this will suffice for me being an asshole and not getting you some comments for other editions.

      ---

      Interesting developments. I am a fan of tag team wrestling, and the teams you have are some of the best in professional wrestling at the moment, and in recent history. It seems you have made a real effort to try and portray Miz and Morrison as total prick heels and have the latter try to sponge off HBK and try to show himself as the real 'Heartbreak Kid' persay. I like the angle with this. Whilst I'm not exactly the biggest fan of Morrison, he has hints of HBK about him, although he'll never be in his league. I'd imagine Miz/Morrison will lose at Evolution, so I'd imagine it will be MCMG/LONDON & KENDRICK from Evolution onwards, with Miz/Morrison continuing to pop in and around HBK and other such events. All goodness besides that. I'm scared to think about the awesomeness such an MCMG/L&K would throw up.

      Jesus christ, BIG win for Shane Helms. I love the guy, but I am very shocked to see him pick up such a victory. Not sure how it makes Styles look considering he called Helms out and challenged him, and still lost the match too. I'm all for Helms being given a good push, but Styles was harmed. I hope he picks up some more momentum soon.

      I hate Jeff Hardy, but love Matt Hardy. His heel runs have been quite impressive, the one during the 'Era of Mattitude' being the best. I hope he gets away from his waste of space brother as soon as possible.

      That was probably the most effective writing I have seen from you thus far since SEX began. Honestly. When I saw Punk came out, I was scared. Not only had a PPV match been given away on TV, but also, one man had to lose momentum. Well, that serves me right for being negative. Like you stated yourself, Punk refused to die, and that is a strong statement to send to Joe, who is being portrayed to be a monster. I trust the match will follow the sort of path like Hunter/Koslov, and Cena vs. Khali/Lashley/etc. in the fact Punk never gives up, despite Joe's dominence. It points to a win for Punk, but I guess we'll see. They both own regardless, especially Joe.

      We've already talked about London/Kendrick, and I think I told you how awesome it was and that I loved it. I'd really love these two to become a prominent point of your show, however, that is hard to do with such a stacked talent roster, and such top-level feuds too.

      I love the pot-shot at TNA, but I don't see what difference it made whether it be there or not, to be entirely honest. I just hate name-dropping.

      Got to love the Edge temper tantrum. Going the same route as his 'brother'? Christian's tantrum at Wrestlemania always sticks in my mind.

      Kendrick singing may be the best part of the show thus far.

      This result between Cena/Joe tells me I am right and Joe is winning at Evolution, or at least I feel that way. On the other end of the spectrum, I hope you keep the strap on Lesner from this point onwards. The guy had so much potential, its almost depressing he gave up and packed in so early. Both men can survive without the belt, but 'The Beast' Brock Lesner would make an unstoppable champion and staplemark of SEX too.

      God, Michaels would be an awesome heel authority figure to override Triple H being a face authority figure. It is surely something you have, and will continue to think about. Would be awesome, and add an extra element to SEX.

      Hunter, special referee? I smell shananegans.

      Edge/Christian? I'm down for that.

      Mind games by Batista, the perfect build-up. Lashley was never going to lose the shot and kill his momentum, no way in hell. I can take Orton losing, despite the fact I think he's the best thing going in professional wrestling today. Just make sure he beats Batista. {unlikely due to The Animal's return}

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      • #33
        Re: SEX

        The Cool Review

        Alrite, dude. I’m just going to read through your show before the last one you written if that’s cool. I’ll just review your last show. I would have gotten to both but I was real busy writing my PPV, but anyways, onto the review. By the way, very nice last show, just one thing that bugged me, I swear both Gregory Helms & Shannon Moore were gone already from SEX after losing a tag team match last week? Oh well!

        Now, onto this weeks show. Nice match made for the pay per view, I’m gonna’ guess that Morrison or Miz win thanks to cheating once again, though. I wonder who the other team will be? God, the contract is flipping back and fourth, I’m hoping that Orton don’t lose it, though. No one I dislike more in this fed than Lashley. Helms beats Styles… Well, I am shocked. A push coming for Helms, lets see what you do, man. Hmm, I’m quite enjoying this long building of a feud with Matt and Jeff, I’m hoping you don’t have either one turn at Evolution, it should be dragged for a little longer yet. Lesnar beats Punk, but Punk doesn’t give up. I enjoy the message that it sends across to Joe. I think that’s the match I most looking forward to at Evolution, another Joe/Punk showdown. I’m loving how you have Kendrick/London as partners, but at the same time there feuding. I love it, its quite enjoyable to read. I don’t think the WWE is better than TNA comment was needed, I mean this is an entirely different organization. Seems like Edge can’t catch a break, hopefully he’s going to really snap into psycho Edge soon enough. Hmm, I don’t think it’s going to be soon before London/Kendrick have a match, I’m hoping when they do, your going to still have them as champions, meaning that after they’ve battled they still have to work as a tag team to defend there titles.

        John Cena beats Samoa Joe, but Joe looks really dominate in the match up, which is good. One thing though, what happened after the match, I can’t believe Joe would just leave it and leave the ring? Orton’s afraid of Shawn Michaels, even though we are lead to believe he isn’t that good anymore as he’s in a GM role? Don’t like that, what so ever. I see a turn happening, with Triple H turning on Batista and helping Orton win at Evolution. We’ll see, I guess. Christian/Edge at Evolution, I’m liking that, don’t see Edge getting any kind of revenge, he’ll lose once again. NOOOOOOOO! Lashley beats Orton… GOD DAMN IT! Anyways, good show man, even if I hated the ending because I pretty much dislike Lashley. I can’t wait to read and review Evolution, dude.

        Coolstuff
        Thanks too Fresh Prince

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        • #34
          Re: SEX

          Amazing fed here PI, as always. Quick question though, I don't know if you answered this or not, but are your pay-per-views gonna be fully written? Or the same format as your weekly shows?

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          • #35
            Re: SEX

            WMS reviews SEX


            HBK comes out to open the show. Having HBK in a GM role is cool. And plus if you ever decided to have a GM versus Superstar feud it would be a good one. Anyway HBK complains about the lack of unity between the tag teams last week and says how the only tag team that worked well was one that hated each other.

            The Miz and Morrison come out and interupt Shawn. Nice, a bit of interaction with Michaels and Morrison. Should be interesting. Shawn rejects their claim that they are perfect examples of a tag team. Shawn says that Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin are a perfect example of a tag team. Shawn books a match with the two teams and an additional team at Evolution. Wow, I'm looking forward to this one. Your tag teams seem to be a very important part of your show PI, and the fact that you've had them as a focal point in the first part of the show is evidence of that. I'm really excited about your Tag Division.

            Bobby Lashley visits Triple H. I like the role Triple H is playing in SEX. Triple tells him he can have his match, but there is a catch. Lashley will have to use the contract within 30 days if he wins the match. Nice little segment. Gives us the rematch between Orton and Lashley that we wanted.

            AJ Styles comes out and says how he is better then Edge. Good touch here with the mini feud between these two guys. This can really elevate AJ. AJ discusses how Gregory Helms impressed him last week and how he would be honoured to wrestle him tonight. Nice. A good cruiserweight match between two men full of respect for each other.A good match with chain wrestling and high-flying action. From your summary it would be a match I wouldn't mind paying to watch. Helms scores the win and it looks as if he could be getting a big push in SEX. That would be nice to see.

            Very interesting interview with the two Hardy Brothers. Matt talks about how family is more important then gold and he wants Jeff to see that. This kind of echoes their current feud in real life. I could see a Hardy feud here in SEX. Good work with this segment PI.

            Brock Lesnar vs CM Punk. Lets go Punk! Lesnar is very strong in this match but its not a squash match as CM Punk has a flurry of offence. However Brock's too strong and catches Punk out and puts him in a Brock Lock. That finisher is brutal. Now this part I like lots, as while it does Lesnar a favor, making him look so powerful, it really elevates Punk too as he didn't tap out but he passed out. It showed he has real guts.

            Interview with Paul London. London compares his tag team to The Rockers. London compares Kendrick to Shawn Michaels and has some strong words for his tag partner. Very interesting. The two tag teams both have their troubles going into Evolution.

            Christian, Shelley and Sabin vs Edge, Miz and Morrison. Brilliant six man as the teams Edge and Christian are teaming with really remind me of E and C as a tag team. Miz/Morrison continue their hectic feud with Shelley/Sabin by brawling to the back. Christian scores the pinfall over Edge. Edge seems really frustrated. I'm excited to see what comes out of this.

            Brian Kendrick is interviewed backstage. He refers to London as "Paulie Londonetty." LOL. That made me laugh. I love the 'I-Pod' gimmick you've gave Kendrick. It's brilliant and I look forward to seeing how it goes for him in the future. It inspired me to make a new gimmick for Jimmy Wang Yang, albeit a little confusing at the minute.

            John Cena comes out and raps. Nice, been a while since John's rapped. Samoa Joe comes out and interupts John Cena. Joe says he will make Cena tap out. Wow, I am really looking forward to this match! The match is an out and out brawl where Cena gets the win with a great counter to a chokehold. The description from the summary is brilliant and nice touch comparing it to a match.

            Randy Orton complains about Lashley getting a rematch. HBK threatens to Superkick Orton if he doesn't get out of his office! Maybe we can have a GM-Superstar feud between these two on our hands! Or maybe I am looking too far into this.

            A video package for Batista. Good work as the show is pretty much packed enough as it is, but a video package reminds us of his match at Evolution and also gets us pumped up for it too. It shows him doing Muay Thai kickboxing? Awesome. Maybe a few new moves for the Animal!

            Randy Orton confronts HHH about the rematch. Wow, Orton's angry. Orton threatens to Hurt HHH but this does not bother the game and he does not cancel the match. Triple H drops a bombshell that he will be special guest referee for Orton's match with Batista. Wow! I am really looking forward to Evolution even more now.

            Edge confronts Christian. He is unhappy about his loss and challenges him to a match at Evolution. Christian accepts. What a show Evoltuion will be.

            Lashley vs Orton. The contract for a title shot on the line. Another good match, summed up nicely, that Lashley wins after Batista comes out and basically distracts
            Orton.

            All in all PI, I loved it. This was a brilliant read and I really really can't wait for Evolution. Great work, keep it up. I'll be reading and reviewing.
            Last edited by WMS; 03-27-2009, 12:10 PM.
            Man of the world.

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            • #36
              Re: SEX

              Originally posted by Jack Crist (a.k.a. “The Dave Metzler of SEX”)
              SEX AXXESS (05/30/2009)

              Josh Matthews welcomes the fans in attendance to SEX AXXESS as he directs their attention to the center stage. Matthews reviews the events of the past few weeks as he explains how the six-man scramble match came to be booked. Matthews then reveals the final tag team who will compete in the match -- AJ Styles & Gregory Helms. Styles & Helms come out onto the stage with wide smiles and receive an impressive ovation from the audience. Styles explains that an idea came to him after his match against Helms last week. Styles approached HBK to suggest that he and Helms form a tag team and enter the six-man scramble match at Evolution. HBK was receptive of the idea so long as Helms was on board, and Helms was. Helms explains that he loved the idea of teaming with a fellow cruiserweight from North Carolina. Matthews then introduces their opponents for tomorrow -- Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin and The Miz & John Morrison.

              Shelley & Sabin receive a wild ovation from the audience as well. The Miz & Morrison receive their usual heat. After posing on stage for photographs, the six men sit down for a “SEX Talk” with Matthews. The SEX Talk generates discussion about what it is like to be a professional wrestler and how each of the six men initially broke into the business. The discussion gradually veers into subjects pertaining to videogames and comic books. Styles, Helms, Shelley, and Sabin argue passionately about these subjects while The Miz & Morrison grow visibly bored. Finally, The Miz & Morrison stand up. The Miz explains that in life there are winners and there are losers. The Miz claim that Styles, Helms, Shelley, and Sabin are losers. Morrison also claims that they are nerds, and nerds are not allowed in the Palace of Wisdom. The Miz & Morrison then claim that they have better things to do, and the leave the stage as the SEX Talk concludes.

              The next event takes place on one of the side stages as Jeff Hardy offers his artistic services to the audience, painting the faces of younger fans with his unique designs. As this is going on, the audience’s attention is redirected to the opposite side stage. Josh Matthews is standing alongside Bobby Lashley. Matthews asks Lashley for his thoughts on not being booked on the card for Evolution. Lashley explains that Matthews has been misinformed, as Lashley will wrestle the winner of tonight’s match between Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin at Evolution. A spotlight is cast on the ring that has been set up in front of the center stage. The spotlight reveals the World’s Greatest Tag Team already in the ring with a referee calling for the bell. The ensuing match is a wrestling clinic. Haas and Benjamin seem to trade every hold in the book before Benjamin ultimately plants Haas with a vicious kick out of frustration to secure the pinfall.

              Matt Hardy interrupts Jeff Hardy on his stage to denounce his brother’s artistic pursuits. Matt claims that it is foolish for Jeff to waste his time and energy on art. Matt claims that art is the antithesis of success, and it signifies the lack of discipline and a strong moral code. Matt reiterates that he is only teaming with Jeff in order to save him from his art and teach him how to be a winner, not a drug-addled loser with a questionable moral code like Andy Warhol or Vincent Van Gogh. Matt informs Jeff that the current lesson is not over, even if they do win the SEX Tag Team Championship at Evolution. Matt informs Jeff that he has much to teach his little brother and much to save him from. Jeff finally stands up for himself. Jeff claims that his art is the result of his passion. Jeff claims that his passion also drives him in the ring, and he would be lost without it. Jeff vows to prove himself to Matt at Evolution as he promises a victory for them.

              HBK comes out onto the center stage to cast a shadow of doubt over Jeff’s promised victory as he introduces the reigning SEX Tag Team Champions, Paul London & Brian Kendrick. London & Kendrick come out and sit on opposite sides of HBK for a press conference. HBK backtracks through time as he recalls how London & Kendrick became the first-ever SEX Tag Team Champions, how they were a tremendous tag team in WWE that reminded him of his days as a Rocker with Marty Jannetty, and how they both have come a long way since graduating from his training school in Texas. Mention of HBK’s days as a Rocker with Marty Jannetty sparks the recurring argument between London and Kendrick about which one of them reminds HBK of himself. HBK seems to be cornered as London & Kendrick await an answer. However, HBK claims that whoever scores the pinfall at Evolution to retain their titles is who reminds him of himself.

              The next event takes place on the side stage where Josh Matthews interviewed Bobby Lashley. Edge and Christian both wear headphones as they sit in soundproof booths at opposite ends of the stage. Josh Matthews stands behind a podium between the two booths. Matthews explains that Edge and Christian will play five rounds of “This or That.” They will not be able to hear each other’s answers. The following are the options given to Edge and Christian and their subsequent answers:

              WWE or TNA?
              Christian: Both companies offered me a platform to launch my career as Captain Charisma and become the Instant Classic, so I can’t really pick between the two.

              Edge: WWE, easily. People keep complaining that I’m taking unnecessary potshots at TNA, but I don’t see what’s wrong with speaking the truth. If we’re doing a “This or That” to compare careers, well… I’ve been a WWE Champion. Whereas with TNA? Being the TNA Champion is like being the European Champion in WWE. Granted, I’ve never been either a TNA Champion or a European Champion. However, if I had been, unlike Christian, at least it wouldn’t be my crowning achievement as a professional wrestler.

              The Brood or Team ECK?
              Christian: God, The Brood brings back some unique memories. I’ll go with Team ECK. Kurt’s a one-of-a-kind kind of guy. Edge and I were on top of the world as both a tag team and as singles competitors. God, Gangrel? Let me just say there are peeps and there are creeps, and Gangrel definitely wasn’t a peep… at least not in my book.

              Edge: Neither. In both cases, the third wheel was absolutely insane and redirected the spotlight away from where it rightfully belonged… on me.

              Rated R or Vitamin C?
              Christian: Vitamin C, where C stands for “champion”… champion of the peeps, for the peeps, by the peeps.

              Edge: Really? Is that even a question? If it is, I rate it R for “retarded.”

              Hot or Cold?
              Christian: It doesn’t get any cooler than Christian Cage.

              Edge: Hot and heavy, and down and dirty.

              Top or Bottom?
              Christian: Top, ‘cause that’s where I’m headed… ‘cause that’s how I roll. Not today or tomorrow but someday down the line, you’ll be seeing me with gold around my waist. Bank on it, baby!

              Edge: I’m always on bottom. I love letting the ladies do the work. It’s not easy being the Rated R Superstar. I’m always on the road, I’ve always got bumps and bruises… it just doesn’t make sense for me to subject myself to any added strain when it’s time to jump between the bed sheets. Plus, when you’re as dominant as I am in the world of professional wrestling, it’s a nice change of pace to be the submissive one in the sack. In fact, it can be quite the turn-on.
              The audience’s attention is then directed to the other side stage, where JBL conducts an interview with CM Punk and Samoa Joe. Although JBL uses the interview to put himself over, he does ask several questions that elicit some interesting responses. Joe’s grudge against Punk stems from the fact that Punk allegedly represents all that is wrong in the world of professional wrestling. Joe complains that Punk has betrayed himself to cater to fans in a world where the dollar sign has more value than an individual’s integrity. JBL asks what is wrong with a world like that, but Punk interrupts him to respond to Joe. Punk defends his choice to sign with WWE, and the fans begin to chant, “Joe tapped out!” The chants cause Joe to target the fans. Joe claims that they are puppets, and they will not be able to stomach what he has in store for Punk at Evolution. Punk concludes the interview by reminding Joe that he will never surrender.

              “I came, I saw, I conquered.”

              Michael Cole comes out onto the center stage and introduces Brock Lesnar. The heat that Lesnar receives is ridiculous. Cole announces that Lesnar has agreed to play “20 Questions,” but Lesnar corrects Cole. Lesnar claims that he has agreed to “answer” twenty questions. He informs Cole that he does not “play” anything. Cole apologizes profusely, and he and Lesnar take their seats. Among other things, Lesnar provides answers to why he really left WWE and why he chose to sign with SEX. Lesnar also sheds light on his dealings with Dana White and UFC. Lesnar refuses to name anyone as the “Next Big Thing” in SEX other than himself. Lesnar also refuses to acknowledge that he perceives anyone as a threat in SEX. Lesnar claims that he thrives on rising to the challenge and pushing himself to be the best. Lesnar concludes the series of questions by promising to defeat John Cena tomorrow and become the SEX Heavyweight Champion.

              The audience’s attention is then redirected to one of the side stages for the introduction of HHH. HHH receives a huge pop from the fans, but it dies as soon as he introduces Randy Orton. HHH also introduces Batista, and Batista receives a huge pop as he comes out onto the stage. Batista and Orton sit on opposite sides of HHH for a press conference. HHH recalls the evolution of Batista and Orton in WWE as members of Evolution. HHH claims that their match at Evolution could steal the show. HHH promises to be impartial as the special referee. Orton claims that HHH will abuse his power for the benefit of Batista so that Batista’s triumphant return to the ring will not be a flop. In response, Batista promises to beat the over-inflated sense of self-importance out of Orton at Evolution. This angers Orton, and he and Batista almost come to blows on stage. HHH, however, separates them. It is a iconic premonition of things to come.

              John Cena ends SEX AXXESS with a rap performance from the center stage. Cena raps about SEX, being the first-ever SEX Heavyweight Champion, Brock Lesnar, retaining the SEX Heavyweight Championship against Brock Lesnar at Evolution, and so on and so forth. A bootleg of Cena’s rap performance has been uploaded on YouTube. Click this link to see Cena’s rap performance from SEX AXXESS!

              QUICK RESULTS FOR SEX AXXESS:
              • Shelton Benjamin defeats Charlie Haas via pinfall.


              That's it for SEX AXXESS. I had more of the SEX Talks, press conferences, interviews, and so on and so forth transcribed... but I lost the transcriptions (with the exception of "This or That" with Edge and Christian). You'll have to deal with it. All in all, this was a solid event for fans of SEX. It was a lot of fun. It totally hyped tomorrow's show beyond the limit, and I'm definitely excited. I have hired "back-up" for tomorrow night, so hopefully my report will be more meaty than usual.
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              • #37
                Re: SEX

                Originally posted at... http://www.SEX.com/inside/industrynews/
                The matches that will take place at Evolution have been posted on the official website for SEX. Evolution will feature the following matches:

                SEX Heavyweight Championship Match:
                © John Cena VS Brock Lesnar

                Batista VS Randy Orton
                (w/ "Special Referee" Triple H)

                "I Quit" Match:
                CM Punk VS Samoa Joe

                SEX Tag Team Championship Match:
                © Paul London & Brian Kendrick VS Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy

                Edge VS Christian

                Six-Man Scramble Match:
                AJ Styles VS Gregory Helms VS Alex Shelley VS Chris Sabin VS The Miz VS John Morrison
                (The winner earns the right for his team to challenge the SEX Tag Team Champions for their titles!)

                Watch the pay-per-view on your computer! When you purchase the webcast, you will also receive access to additional matches not available in other offers (such as Bobby Lashley's match against Shelton Benjamin). Don't miss all the action! Also, feel free to send your predictions for Evolution to Jack Crist or post them here. Whoever correctly predicts the events of Evolution will be eligible to have a banner made for them or their Fan Fiction project by the SEX Graphic Design team.
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                • #38
                  Re: SEX

                  Heres my predictions.

                  SEX Heavyweight Championship Match:
                  © John Cena VS Brock Lesnar

                  Batista VS Randy Orton
                  (w/ "Special Referee" Triple H)

                  "I Quit" Match:
                  CM Punk VS Samoa Joe

                  SEX Tag Team Championship Match:
                  © Paul London & Brian Kendrick VS Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy

                  Edge VS Christian

                  Six-Man Scramble Match:
                  AJ Styles VS Gregory Helms VS Alex Shelley VS Chris Sabin VS The Miz VS John Morrison

                  -Winners are bolded. I'm really looking forward to this, PI.
                  Man of the world.

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                  • #39
                    Re: SEX

                    SEX Heavyweight Championship Match:
                    © John Cena VS Brock Lesnar

                    Batista VS Randy Orton
                    (w/ "Special Referee" Triple H)

                    "I Quit" Match:
                    CM Punk VS Samoa Joe

                    SEX Tag Team Championship Match:
                    © Paul London & Brian Kendrick VS Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy

                    Edge VS Christian

                    Six-Man Scramble Match:
                    AJ Styles VS Gregory Helms VS Alex Shelley VS Chris Sabin VS The Miz VS John Morrison

                    Looks awesome PI, can't wait man!


                    @SaveUsWP

                    Originally posted by RT
                    "Will is so British, I don't even believe he is British. He just fits the stereotype so well, it's ridiculous."

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                    • #40
                      Re: SEX

                      SEX Heavyweight Championship Match:
                      © John Cena VS Brock Lesnar

                      Batista VS Randy Orton
                      (w/ "Special Referee" Triple H)

                      "I Quit" Match:
                      CM Punk VS Samoa Joe

                      SEX Tag Team Championship Match:
                      © Paul London & Brian Kendrick VS Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy

                      Edge VS Christian

                      Six-Man Scramble Match:
                      AJ Styles VS Gregory Helms VS Alex Shelley VS Chris Sabin VS The Miz VS John Morrison

                      I'll sure be reading and reviewing, PI.
                      Thanks too Fresh Prince

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                      • #41
                        Re: SEX

                        SEX Heavyweight Championship Match:
                        © John Cena VS Brock Lesnar

                        Batista VS Randy Orton
                        (w/ "Special Referee" Triple H)

                        "I Quit" Match:
                        CM Punk VS Samoa Joe

                        SEX Tag Team Championship Match:
                        © Paul London & Brian Kendrick VS Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy

                        Edge VS Christian

                        Six-Man Scramble Match:
                        AJ Styles VS Gregory Helms VS Alex Shelley VS Chris Sabin VS The Miz VS John Morrison

                        Expect a review, my friend. Looks great!

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                        • #42
                          Re: SEX

                          SEX Heavyweight Championship Match:
                          © John Cena VS Brock Lesnar

                          Batista
                          VS Randy Orton
                          (w/ "Special Referee" Triple H)

                          "I Quit" Match:
                          CM Punk VS Samoa Joe

                          SEX Tag Team Championship Match:
                          © Paul London & Brian Kendrick VS Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy

                          Edge VS Christian

                          Six-Man Scramble Match:
                          AJ Styles VS Gregory Helms VS Alex Shelley VS Chris Sabin VS The Miz VS John Morrison

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                          • #43
                            Re: SEX

                            SEX Heavyweight Championship Match:
                            © John Cena VS Brock Lesnar

                            Batista VS Randy Orton
                            (w/ "Special Referee" Triple H)

                            "I Quit" Match:
                            CM Punk VS Samoa Joe

                            SEX Tag Team Championship Match:
                            © Paul London & Brian Kendrick VS Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy

                            Edge VS Christian

                            Six-Man Scramble Match:
                            AJ Styles VS Gregory Helms VS Alex Shelley VS Chris Sabin VS The Miz VS John Morrison
                            (The winner earns the right for his team to challenge the SEX Tag Team Champions for their titles!)

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                            • #44
                              Re: SEX

                              PI, I've basically caught up, just got to get some Review's up for you when I can. Here are my picks -

                              SEX Heavyweight Championship Match:
                              © John Cena VS Brock Lesnar

                              Batista VS Randy Orton
                              (w/ "Special Referee" Triple H)

                              "I Quit" Match:
                              CM Punk VS Samoa Joe

                              SEX Tag Team Championship Match:
                              © Paul London & Brian Kendrick VS Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy

                              Edge VS Christian

                              Six-Man Scramble Match:
                              AJ Styles VS Gregory Helms VS Alex Shelley VS Chris Sabin VS The Miz VS John Morrison

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                              • #45
                                Re: SEX

                                SEX Heavyweight Championship Match:
                                © John Cena VS Brock Lesnar

                                Batista VS Randy Orton
                                (w/ "Special Referee" Triple H)

                                "I Quit" Match:
                                CM Punk VS Samoa Joe

                                SEX Tag Team Championship Match:
                                © Paul London & Brian Kendrick VS Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy

                                Edge VS Christian

                                Six-Man Scramble Match:
                                AJ Styles VS Gregory Helms VS Alex Shelley VS Chris Sabin VS The Miz VS John Morrison

                                Can't wait to see it man
                                Thanks to Rad for the awesome banner!

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