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    Stephanie McMahon did the unthinkable when she filed for divorce from Triple H in August of 2008. In the wake of the divorce, Stephanie exorcised her frustrations by altering storylines to humiliate Triple H on television. At Unforgiven, Stephanie stripped Triple H of the WWE Championship. Triple H’s subsequent efforts to reclaim the WWE Championship were ultimately fruitless, and he developed an impressive losing streak that he fostered throughout September and October. In November of 2008, Stephanie announced that a draft would take place at Survivor Series. The draft reallocated talent so that Triple H’s losing streak could continue without growing stale. Triple H reached his breaking point in December of 2008, and he entered negotiations to officially terminate his contract with World Wrestling Entertainment.

    In January of 2009, Shawn Michaels announced his retirement in the wake of Triple H’s departure from World Wrestling Entertainment. Although Shawn attributed it to the re-aggravation of old injuries, many interpreted his sudden retirement as a form of protest against Stephanie McMahon’s treatment of Triple H. John Bradshaw Layfield announced his retirement as well in January of 2009. In an interview, JBL attributed his retirement to an urge to pursue business interests outside World Wrestling Entertainment. Stephanie McMahon responded to the retirements by offering releases to WWE Superstars who opposed her treatment of Triple H. Surprisingly, almost a dozen WWE Superstars took advantage of the offer.

    Edge, Christian, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, CM Punk, Brian Kendrick, John Morrison, and The Miz resigned from World Wrestling Entertainment. Unfazed by the wave of resignations, Stephanie McMahon supplemented the depleted rosters of RAW and SmackDown! with talent from Florida Championship Wrestling and Ohio Valley Wrestling. World Wrestling Entertainment began to reflect Stephanie’s vision as each brand developed a distinct identity. RAW featured established WWE Superstars, whereas SmackDown! featured younger talent with an emphasis on a revitalized cruiserweight division. ECW became a showcase exclusively for the women’s division. Superstars such as Montel Vontavious Porter, Ken Kennedy, and Umaga were presented as the vanguard of World Wrestling Entertainment.

    In February of 2009, Triple H resurfaced in the world of professional wrestling as the head of a new promotion -- Sports Entertainment Xtreme (SEX) -- based in New York, New York. At a press conference, Triple H revealed that he had successfully contracted the WWE Superstars who had resigned in January. Triple H also revealed that he had successfully contracted free agents Bobby Lashley and Paul London. Shawn Michaels made an appearance to announce that he would be involved with SEX. John Bradshaw Layfield made an appearance as well to announce that we would also be involved with SEX. In the wake of the press conference, Triple H raided Total Non-Stop Action as he contracted Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Alex Shelley, and Chris Sabin.

    Stephanie McMahon used World Wrestling Entertainment as a soapbox as she expressed her doubts about SEX on television. In response, Triple H maintained his faith in SEX with a smirk. Triple H announced that a second press conference would take place to reveal four signings that he guaranteed would rock the world of professional wrestling. At the second press conference, Triple H revealed that he had signed Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar made an appearance and spoke briefly about being undefeated as the UFC Heavyweight Champion before being forced to vacate the UFC Heavyweight Championship. Brock Lesnar concluded with a promise to become the first-ever SEX Heavyweight Champion.

    Triple H then revealed that he had also signed Batista, Randy Orton, and John Cena. Batista, Randy Orton, and John Cena subsequently appeared to confront Brock Lesnar and challenge him. The tension in the room was palpable as John Cena insulted Brock Lesnar in an impromptu rap about becoming the first-ever SEX Heavyweight Champion. Eventually, security guards had to separate John Cena and Brock Lesnar and escort them from the building to prevent any sort of physical altercation. Batista and Randy Orton remained calm and collect as they stood on opposite sides of Triple H without saying a word throughout the remainder of the second press conference.

    Triple H then explained that SEX would feature a five-month season and a one-month postseason. Triple H explained that the five-month season would feature five special pay-per-view events (Pedigreed, Evolution, King of Kings, Degeneration, and Game Over). Pedigreed will span two nights and will feature a tournament to crown the first-ever SEX Heavyweight Champion. The one-month postseason will feature a non-televised “SEX Tour.” “SEX Tapes,” however, will be available and will feature highlights from the SEX Tour. Triple H then explained that a weekly show (SEX: LIVE!) would emanate from Madison Square Garden. Triple H concluded the press conference by begging to know: “Who doesn’t love SEX?”
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    Originally posted at... http://www.SEX.com/inside/industrynews/
    ROSTER:
    AJ Styles
    Alex Shelley
    Batista
    Bobby Lashley
    Brian Kendrick
    Brock Lesnar
    Chris Sabin
    Christian
    CM Punk
    Edge
    Jeff Hardy

    John Cena
    John Morrison
    Matt Hardy
    Paul London
    Randy Orton
    Samoa Joe
    The Miz


    TAG TEAMS:
    Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin (Motor City Machine Guns)
    Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy
    Paul London & Brian Kendrick
    The Miz & John Morrison


    STAFF:
    Triple H
    Shawn Michaels
    John Bradshaw Layfield
    Michael Cole
    Josh Matthews
    WEEKLY SHOW:
    Mondays @ 9:00 PM (EST) ... SEX: LIVE!
    PAY-PER-VIEW CALENDAR:
    May: Pedigreed
    June: Evolution
    July: King of Kings
    August: Degeneration
    September: Game Over

    Quote Originally Posted by SEX Heavyweight Championship History
    • John Cena defeats Randy Orton via pinfall @ Pedigreed in a singles match (05/03/2009).
    • Brock Lesnar defeats John Cena via pinfall @ Evolution in a singles match (05/31/2009).
    • Bobby Lashley defeats Brock Lesnar via pinfall @ Evolution in a singles match (05/31/2009).
    • Brock Lesnar (x2) defeats Bobby Lashley via pinfall @ King of Kings in a singles match (06/28/2009).
    Quote Originally Posted by SEX Junior Heavyweight Championship History
    • AJ Styles defeats Chris Sabin via pinfall on SEX: LIVE! in a singles match (06/08/2009).
    • Brian Kendrick defeats AJ Styles, Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin on SEX: LIVE! in a Fatal-4-Way Elimination Match (06/29/2009).
    Quote Originally Posted by SEX Tag Team Championship History
    • Paul London & Brian Kendrick defeat The Miz & John Morrison and Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin @ Pedigreed in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match (05/03/2009).
    • The Miz & John Morrison defeat Paul London & Brian Kendrick on SEX: LIVE! in a tag team match (06/08/2009).
    • Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin defeat The Miz & John Morrison @ King of Kings in a tag team match (06/28/2009).
    Quote Originally Posted by (Win-Loss-Draw)

    +John Cena [9-2-0]
    +Bobby Lashley [7-5-1]
    +Brock Lesnar [7-4-0]
    +Brian Kendrick [6-4-0]
    +Batista [5-4-0]
    +Jeff Hardy [4-3-0]

    -AJ Styles [6-7-0]
    =Samoa Joe [5-5-1]
    =Chris Sabin [5-5-0]
    =John Morrison [4-4-0]

    -Matt Hardy [3-5-0]
    -Paul London [4-5-0]
    -The Miz [3-5-0]
    -Alex Shelley [4-6-0]
    -Edge [5-7-0]
    -Randy Orton [5-7-0]
    -CM Punk [4-7-1]
    -Christian [3-8-0]
    -Gregory Helms [3-9-0]
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    This looks interesting and funny at the same time with SEX initials. I really hope you can stay interested in your fed and go the distance with it, keep it up

    When your first show gets up, I might use you as my review-experiment

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    Man, that's a good roster dude. Small, but still Really good. Hopefully Cena gets owned in this Fed, but if not, I'm still going to read it because the name of your thread is Sex. Good luck bro, looks good.

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    Man, sweet Roster! This looks bloody cool PI, I think I can see what you are aiming at with this Project You've got yourself a reader. Motor City Machine Guns = Win.

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    Originally posted at... http://www.SEX.com/inside/industrynews/
    The brackets for the special tournament that will take place at Pedigreed have been posted on the official website for SEX.

    "Pedigreed: NIGHT ONE" will feature the first round, which includes the following matches:
    • Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy
    • Batista vs. Edge vs. Christian
    • Brock Lesnar vs. AJ Styles vs. Bobby Lashley
    • John Cena vs. Samoa Joe vs. CM Punk

    "Pedigreed: NIGHT TWO" will feature the second round and third round in addition to a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match to crown SEX Tag Team Champions! Also, Shawn Michaels will make a special appearance to dicuss his role in SEX. Watch the pay-per-view on your computer! When you purchase the webcast, you will also receive access to additional matches not available in other offers. Don't miss all the action!
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    Goddamn this looks impressive man, VERY impressive...

    You got me hooked, now keep me hooked :tgo:
    Thanks to Rad for the awesome banner!


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    Most intriguing fed name ever.

    Everything looks sweet so far.

    surrender

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Crist (a.k.a. “The Dave Metzler of SEX”)
    I’ve been having issues with my cable provider, so I had to hijack a neighbor’s wireless network to watch the webcast of the pay-per-view. Am I a loser for spending two nights in front of my computer over the weekend? Maybe, but it was totally worth it. Pedigreed was a solid show from start to finish. I had access to additional matches because I purchased the webcast, and I’ve included them in my report.
    Pedigreed: NIGHT ONE

    Triple H comes out and welcomes the audience to Pedigreed: NIGHT ONE. He explains the concepts that underlie SEX. He also explains how the SEX Heavyweight Championship tournament will unfold through three rounds of competitive action. He then introduces Michael Cole and JBL, who will provide commentary from a booth above the stage. Triple H exits the ring as Michael Cole and JBL welcome the viewers at home who have purchased the webcast of Pedigreed.

    The first match of the evening features Brian Kendrick versus Shannon Moore. Kendrick outperforms Moore in the ring, and the match is relatively short as a result. Kendrick traps Moore in the Infinite Playlist before Kendrick secures the pinfall with the Kendrick Roll. After the match, Kendrick explains that Moore has just been “Kendrick-rolled.” Kendrick then proceeds to sing the chorus of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” as Moore exits the ring.

    The second match of the evening features Paul London versus Gregory Helms. London really connects with the audience as a plucky daredevil. After roughly fifteen minutes of back-and-forth chain wrestling, London plants Helms with a beautiful Northern Lights Suplex. London bridges to secure the pinfall. London and Helms receive a standing ovation for their efforts in the match. London and Helms shake hands after the match as a sign of mutual respect.

    The third match of the evening features the Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin) versus the Renegade Wrecking Crew (Giant Bernard & Tyson Tomko). The Motor City Machine Guns use their speed and agility to counter the size and strength of the Renegade Wrecking Crew. The Motor City Machine Guns really connect with the audience as a couple of smug underdogs. The Motor City Machine Guns secure the pinfall after a brutal combination of kicks.

    HBK comes out and introduces himself as the General Manager of SEX. The Miz & John Morrison confront HBK in the ring to demand an explanation for their exclusion from the SEX Heavyweight Championship tournament. HBK explains that only former World Champions are eligible to compete in the SEX Heavyweight Championship tournament. Morrison argues that he is a former World Champion, but HBK ignores Morrison.

    HBK shifts gears to discuss the SEX Tag Team Championship. HBK announces that The Miz & John Morrison will compete in a TLC match tomorrow night to crown the first-ever SEX Tag Team Champions. The Miz is happy with the announcement. Morrison, however, is not. Morrison claims that he has been excluded from the tournament because HBK is jealous of Morrison’s sex appeal. The Miz claims that Morrison is the real "Sexy Boy."

    The first match of the SEX Heavyweight Championship tournament features Randy Orton versus Matt Hardy versus Jeff Hardy. The Hardy Boyz seem to have settled their differences as they work together to double-team Orton. Jeff aims to end the match with a Whisper in the Wind, but Orton dodges it. Jeff lands on top of Matt, and Orton plants Jeff with an RKO to secure the pinfall. Matt helps Jeff to his feet after the match, but Matt is clearly disappointed with Jeff.

    HBK summons the Motor City Machine Guns to his makeshift office backstage. HBK expresses how much the Motor City Machine Guns impressed him in their match against the Renegade Wrecking Crew. HBK announces that the Motor City Machine Guns will compete in the TLC match tomorrow night to crown the first-ever SEX Tag Team Champions. The Motor City Machine Guns thank HBK for the opportunity and promise to impress him again in the TLC match.

    The second match of the SEX Heavyweight Championship tournament features Batista versus Edge versus Christian. Batista receives a big pop, but Christian’s is bigger, which seemingly irks Batista. Edge receives his usual heat from the audience. The audience is torn during the out-of-control match. Half supports Batista whereas half supports Christian. No one supports Edge. Half of the fans boo when Batista plants Edge with a Batista Bomb to secure the pinfall.

    HBK summons Paul London and Brian Kendrick to his office backstage. HBK knows that London and Kendrick have had their differences in the past. However, HBK also knows that London and Kendrick make a great tag team. HBK announces that London and Kendrick will compete in the TLC match tomorrow night to crown first-ever SEX Tag Team Champions. HBK says, “You remind me of me. Do me proud,” and then dismisses London or Kendrick.

    The third match of the SEX Heavyweight Championship tournament features Brock Lesnar versus AJ Styles versus Bobby Lashley. This match officially marks Lesnar’s return to professional wrestling. Styles and Lashley both receive impressive pops, but their pops pale in comparison to the reaction that Lesnar receives. Lesnar receives a mixed albeit strong reaction from the audience that shakes Madison Square Garden to its foundation.

    Brock Lesnar and Bobby Lashley treat Styles like a rag doll. Lesnar and Lashley avoid each other for the majority of the match. Instead, they focus on Styles as they take turns planting him with various slams and suplexes in a bizarre pissing contest. Lesnar ultimately hoists Styles up for an F5. As Lesnar spins Styles around, Styles’ feet hit Lashley in the head. The blow knocks Lashley out of the ring. Lesnar plants Styles with the F5 to secure the pinfall.

    The fourth match of the SEX Heavyweight Championship tournament and the final match of the evening features John Cena versus Samoa Joe versus CM Punk. All three receive big pops during their entrances. All three work a very stiff match, and the action is intense. The audience cannot pick a favorite. Joe and Punk seem to renew their old rivalry from ROH during the match. In the end, Cena plants Joe with an FU and applies the STFU for the submission!

    Samoa Joe has a temper tantrum after the match, and he attacks CM Punk. Joe and Punk brawl to the back, leaving Cena alone in the ring as he celebrates. Cena grabs a microphone and thanks the audience for their support. Cena also thanks the audience for watching the show. Cena then invites the fans in attendance and the viewers at home back for more SEX tomorrow night. Cena promises that he will become the first-ever SEX Heavyweight Champion tomorrow night.

    QUICK RESULTS FOR PEDIGREED (NIGHT ONE):
    • Brian Kendrick defeats Shannon Moore via pinfall.
    • Paul London defeats Gregory Helms via pinfall.
    • Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin defeat Giant Bernard & Tyson Tomko via pinfall.
    • Randy Orton defeats Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy via pinfall.
    • Batista defeats Edge and Christian via pinfall.
    • Brock Lesnar defeats AJ Styles and Bobby Lashley via pinfall.
    • John Cena defeats Samoa Joe and CM Punk via submission.
    That's it for "Pedigreed: NIGHT ONE." I plan to update this with results for "Pedigreed: NIGHT TWO" in the near future.
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    The 'Busa Oversight.

    Wow, love the layout, PI. It only rounds up the promo's and matches, but it allows the imagination to run wild.

    Favourite matchups - Jeff Hardy Vs Matt hardy Vs Randy Orton. Good combination, I love how you have seriously thought these matchups out, worked well. Orton obviously was going to win this, good to see him advancing to the next round. I hope to see the Hardy's playing a major part in the SEX Promotion.

    Obviously loved the ending to CM Punk Vs Samoa Joe Vs John Cena, having Joe tap out to the STFU. I dont know if you intend to continue the Joe/Punk fued from prior times, but Cena/Joe would make this Puroresu Indy fan's day. Could be an awesome fued, although I dislike Joe's promo skills. Then again, could have just been the random matchup for this Show. I can only hope.

    Lesnar got the win, I'm glad that you didnt hype your entire Show around him like most do, he advanced to the next round of the Tournament, but I sincerely hope he doesnt go much further. Excess baggage.

    MCMG in a TLC Match? For the Tag Championship? Win.

    Kendrick/London against them? Second win of the Show. The only thing I disliked about the Show was HBK saying "You remind me of me, do me proud". If this is the start of a storyline, fair enough. However, if this is just a statement comparing HBK to London/Kendrick, then I cant support it.

    Amazing layout, amazing Fed name. GREAT first Show, this really was a fantastic way to kick off the Promotion. As pointed out, there are some things I dont quite like, but then again I dont even follow or support any WWE Wrestlers. So I must say PI buddy, this is a very solid foundation for a classic Fed. Cant wait until your next Show, and god damn PPV's should be sweet if you continue with what you've already started.

    'Busa.

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    The Cool Review

    I like the way your setting it out for starters. Just a questions, all the shows going to be set out like this or the bigger shows going to be written in full? I’m good with either, sure you won’t be complimented on a master piece if it’s written this way, but it sure is a lot easier and fun to read anyway. Anyway, owner comes out, which everyone does so nothing new there. Michael Cole and JBL? Yeah, JBL owns as commentator, but Cole, I don’t particularly like much, but hey, he can be mildly entertaining sometimes. Kendrick beats Shannon Moore, not a match I would particularly like to see, Shannon Moore just doesn’t interest me much at all. Kendrick also despite love seeing him in the ring, isn’t nearly as good as if he was with Paul London. Speaking of Paul London, London and Helms next, sounds like this one was a good one. London wins, just like Kendrick not as interesting as they would be if they were together. Or, if you wouldn’t put them back together, have them feud, would be good.

    I really thought that Giant Bernard and Tomko were going to win through against the Motor City Machine Guns, but they don’t. Not disappointed as I love Shelley and Sabin, but I think possibly could have writ more in detail about how the bigger team controlled the match because it looks them look quite weak. Michaels is general manager? So he won’t wrestle then? I like the bit where John Morrison calls himself “The Sexy Boy”, surely Morrison should have been put into the tournament though for the World Title? I wonder what other teams are going to be apart of that TLC match, though? I had a bit of a gap in wrestling, so when has Matt Hardy been a World Champion? I’m confused? Orton wins, good. I’m loving Orton at the moment. So there is a Matt/Jeff feud brewing in this fed? Could be very good indeed. Motor City Machine Guns added to the TLC match, its already looking awesome. I’m a fan of Edge and Christian Cage, so I was hopeful that one of them would win. But, Batista if written right could be interesting, but like I said I would of much rather had Edge or Christian Cage win and advance.

    Shawn Michaels puts London and Kendrick back together for the TLC match, awesome decision. TLC looks awesome now. Styles looked like a complete loser in that small summary, but Lesnar wins which is good, if Lashley won, I wouldn’t of been happy. True, waste of space. Not much talent at all. Joe/Punk/Cena could be a very good match, and in the small summary we got, it looks like it was exactly that. I had a feeling you would have Cena go over, the WWE guys seem far superior to all of the TNA guys. Joe/Punk feud in the making, very good. I can’t remember to many Joe/Punk feuds in Fan Fic, so it’s fresh. All in all, good opening show man. I like the way you set it out, I just hope for more of what happens during the actual promo’s and matches, it would make it so much better. But, I’ll defiantly be reading night two when you have it up, man.

    Coolstuff.
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    Spreutels' Review

    First things first, SEX is a name I would only expect from you, and you lived up to my expectation! So Triple H is the owner, something different. Also HBK probably in a non-wrestling role should be good. I like the roster, It's small and perfectly suited for a five month season. Nice touch with the PPV-names. Out of the four triple threats I like these ones the most:
    • Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy
    • Batista vs. Edge vs. Christian

    I don't know any TNA guys as I just watch WWE. I expected Orton, Batista, Lesnar and Cena to win, and they all did. They were expected because I can see something going between Jeff and Matt, and also between Edge and Christian. Lesnar was the one I want to wint his match as I don't really know Styles, and think Lashley is overrated. Cena should win, because he is Cena.

    On to the show then:

    Kendrick beats Moore in a quick match. I like this, Kendrick should've won, and he did it in convincing fashion. Nice work. Don't like the singing, makes him look dull...

    London vs. Helms, tough decision for who I want to win. Both need a win to put them on the map. You went with London, seems fair. Respect for each other is always nice.

    The tag match didn't really drew me in as I only know Tomko from his WWE run. I'm not going further on this as I can't say what there roles are. Motor City Machine Guns are faces and get the win.

    HBK as general manager, good choice, he is cool to write with, but too banged up to wrestle M&M want singles title shots... but get inserted into the tag title TLC. First I thought there was tension between M&M but Miz praised Morrison in the end, so I was probably wrong.

    Orton beats Jeff and Matt who seems a little pissed. Will they keep forgiving each other, who will tell? Good Orton won, he owns!

    HBK adds the Motor City Machine Guns into the TLC, I need more to know wheter they are any good.

    Christian outpops Batista, who is angry, just like in real life, AH! Batista wins, by pinning Edge. Christian will be pissed and rant about it, I guess. I hope you keep Edge strong, he owns too.

    Londrick are in the TLC aswell. Makes it interesting, who will turn on who? I hope they turn, although they form a great tag team.

    Lesnar pins Styles, while Lashley was out. Possible feud coming? I hope not, Lashley does nothing for me. I'm not Lesnar's biggest fan either.

    Joe and Punk relive history, while Cena leaves the winner. You made Joe look a little weak there with him tapping to the STFU. I though Joe was a big remorseless guy. Oh well, time will tell.

    All-in-all great show, I enjoyed the match-ups, although they were a little predictable. The format makes it very easy to read, which I like too. Looking forward what the next round matches will be for the SEX championship. I hope a life sex celebration will be on your show once we know who's the champ! Nice work, PI!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Crist (a.k.a. “The Dave Metzler of SEX”)
    Pedigreed: NIGHT TWO

    HBK comes out and welcomes the fans in attendance to Pedigreed: NIGHT TWO as Michael Cole and JBL welcome the viewers at home. HBK reminds the audience of the results from last night. He then announces the matches for tonight. Randy Orton will wrestle Batista, and John Cena will wrestle Brock Lesnar. The winners of those matches will then meet in a match to crown the first-ever SEX Heavyweight Champion.

    HBK announces that Matt Hardy, Christian, Bobby Lashley, and CM Punk will compete in a four-way elimination match tonight. The winner will receive a “second chance contract.” HBK explains that the second chance contract is like money in the bank. HBK also announces that a TLC match will take place tonight to crown first-ever SEX Tag Team Champions. HBK wishes good luck to the three teams that will be involved in the match.

    The first match of the evening features the Renegade Wrecking Crew (Giant Bernard & Tyson Tomko) versus Gregory Helms & Shannon Moore. All four men seek to redeem themselves from their losses last night. The audience supports Helms & Moore as the underdogs, but the Renegade Wrecking Crew proves that size does matter. Tomko plants Moore with a Tomko Bomb to secure the pinfall for the Renegade Wrecking Crew.

    The second match of the evening features Edge versus AJ Styles. The audience supports Styles, but Styles cannot overcome Edge’s underhanded tactics. In the end, Edge plants Styles with a spear to secure the pinfall. After the match, Edge complains that he has been disrespected. Edge complains that he belongs in the main event, not in a dark match. Edge then plants Styles with another spear to vent his frustrations after the match.

    Randy Orton confronts Batista backstage. Orton claims that he was victorious in a two-on-one handicap match against the Hardy Boyz last night. Batista congratulates Orton, but Orton does not want to be patronized. Orton claims that Batista’s victory from the previous night was a fluke. Batista laughs as Orton vows to restore order in the universe by eliminating him from the SEX Heavyweight Championship tournament.

    The third match of the evening features Matt Hardy versus Christian versus Bobby Lashley versus CM Punk. Christian, Punk and Lashley receive huge pops. Jeff Hardy accompanies Matt to the ring and receives a bigger pop than him. Matt orders Jeff to remain to watch him win the match. Ironically, Matt is the first elimination as Christian rolls him up from behind to secure the pinfall. Matt and Jeff argue to the back as the match continues.

    Christian and CM Punk clothesline Bobby Lashley out of the ring and then energize the audience with a bit of chain wrestling. Punk ultimately plants Christian with the Sleeping Pill to secure the pinfall and eliminate him from the match. Samoa Joe comes out to instigate an argument with Punk from ringside. The distraction enables Lashley to plant Punk with a series of rolling German Suplexes. Lashley bridges after the fourth German Suplex to secure the pinfall.

    Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews John Cena about his match against Brock Lesnar. Cena claims that he has grown as a wrestler since his last match against Lesnar in WWE. Cena promises that history will not repeat itself tonight. Cena then promises to make Lesnar tap out to the STFU. Lesnar interrupts the interview to argue otherwise. Lesnar promises to make Cena tap out to the Brock Lock. Cena and Lesnar butt heads before being separated.

    The first match of the second round of the SEX Heavyweight Championship tournament features Randy Orton versus Batista. Orton targets Batista’s surgically repaired leg during the match. Orton’s psychology ultimately proves to be successful as Batista collapses when he attempts the Batista Bomb. Orton punts Batista’s head to secure the pinfall. After the match, Orton promises to become the first-ever SEX Heavyweight Champion.

    Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews Paul London and Brian Kendrick about being forced to work together by HBK. London and Kendrick argue with each another instead of responding to Matthews. London and Kendrick both claim to be the “you” that HBK was referring to last night. Kendrick then claims that he is the next Shawn Michaels whereas Paul London is the next Marty Jannetty. In turn, London claims that Kendrick is “Brian Pillman-lite.”

    The second match of the second round of the SEX Heavyweight Championship tournament features John Cena versus Brock Lesnar. The audience is rabid and surprisingly torn during the match. The match begins with a bit of chain wrestling. Cena matches Lesnar, hold-for-hold, which frustrates Lesnar. The match briefly deteriorates into a brawl, but Cena continues to holds his own. Lesnar’s frustration grows until Lesnar eventually snaps.

    Cena hoists Lesnar up for an FU, but Lesnar escapes. Lesnar slides out of the ring to retrieve a chair. Lesnar returns to the ring and blasts Cena with the chair. The referee disqualifies Lesnar, but Lesnar continues to bludgeon Cena with the chair. A flock of security guards rushes to the ring to detain Lesnar and escort him from the ring. Cena is a bloody mess. A flock of trainers rush to the ring to tend to Cena, but Cena refuses to receive any medical attention.

    The sixth match of the evening is the TLC match to crown first-ever SEX Tag Team Champions. It features Paul London & Brian Kendrick versus The Miz & John Morrison versus the Motor City Machine Guns. Despite their differences, London & Kendrick seem to be on the same page during the match. Ultimately, everyone but London & Kendrick goes through a table. London and Kendrick argue over who will retrieve the suspended title belts.

    London wins a game of Rock, Paper, Sciccors to resolve the issue. London scales a ladder to retrieve the title belts, but Kendrick “accidentally” knocks the ladder over. Kendrick leaves London hanging in midair as London clings to the title belts. London shouts for help, but Kendrick acts as if he cannot not hear or understand London. The belts unclasp, and London falls to the mat. Instead of checking on London, Kendrick celebrates with both belts.

    The final match of the evening is the final match of the SEX Heavyweight Championship tournament features. It features Randy Orton versus John Cena. Orton comes out and demands that Cena forfeit the match given his condition, but Cena comes out to a standing ovation from the audience that shakes Madison Square Garden to its foundation. Cena is still a bloody mess, but he is clearly determined to win. The match is an out-of-control brawl.

    Cena refuses to go down without a fight as Orton pummels him without mercy. Cena’s determination frustrates Orton. Orton retrieves a chair from ringside and aims to finish the job that Brock Lesnar started, but Batista hobbles to the ring to distract Orton. The distraction enables Cena to recover and plant Orton with an FU. Batista looks on as John Cena covers Randy Orton to secure the pinfall and become the first-ever SEX Heavyweight Champion.

    QUICK RESULTS FOR PEDIGREED (NIGHT TWO):
    • Giant Bernard & Tyson Tomko defeat Gregory Helms & Shannon Moore via pinfall.
    • Edge defeats AJ Styles via pinfall.
    • Bobby Lashley defeats CM Punk, Christian, and Matt Hardy via pinfall.
    • Randy Orton defeats Batista via pinfall.
    • John Cena defeats Brock Lesnar and via disqualification.
    • Paul London & Brian Kendrick defeat The Miz & John Morrison and Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin by retrieving the suspended title belts.
    • John Cena defeats Randy Orton via pinfall.
    That's it for "Pedigreed: NIGHT TWO." I hope everyone else enjoyed the show as much as I did!
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    Backstory
    --As Iíve said before your initial backstory is nothing short of gold. The way you have Hunter set up his own federation is something of itís own.
    --Hunter goes to recruit building his franchise up with big name superstars like Cena and Orton, both of which Iím fond of.
    --Catchy federation name, itís undoubtedly going to bring attention.

    Pedigreed: Night 1

    --JBL and Cole announcers, fine choices.
    --London and Kendrick both win unsurprisingly. Both seem to be characters that are going to be built up.
    --Shelley and Sabin have a ton of potential together. I could definitely see them as title holders this weekend.
    --I see a foreshadow to a feud between the Miz and Morrison and Morrison and HBK. Those two feuds could both be great and Iím rooting for both of them to happen.
    --Pretty predictable with Orton taking the first match, this guy needs a push in SEX. Heís my prediction for the first SEX Heavyweight Title winner.
    --Another feud I can see happening...Hardy vs. Hardy.
    --Motor City Machine Guns in title match. This intrigues me for sure.
    --It looks like Christian is a face. I prefer him as a heel, but I guess whatever floats your boat.
    --Batista getting the push is well deserved, donít think heís going to take home the SEX Championship though.
    --Now London and Kendrick too!?! It seems that every tag team except for MCMG is fighting.
    --Lesnerís return to pro wrestling is intriguing as hell. Heís being portrayed as a heel or tweener which is good, I believe because it gives you another strong heel character. And Lesner wins.
    --Interesting to have Punk and Joe in the same ring again since the old RoH days. I see a potential feud here.
    --Cena takes the victory ending a very successful show. Captivated my attention.

    Peigreed: Night Two

    --Very engrossing matches HBK announces with the main event being the victor of each of the semifinals.
    --Both these tag teams lost last night, but tonight Tomko and Bernard gain their respect back.
    --In the second match it looks like Edge wins fairly easily - and cleanly to boot, but I do wonder if youíre going to give him the main event scene he wants to be in.
    --Alright it seems Batista acting like the class act backstage while Orton is using his tactics to make Ďtista mad. Good job maximizing Ortonís character.
    --I can also see forshadowing of a Hardy/Hardy slowly building up after last night.
    --Christianís my pick for winner of this next match, but a push for Lashley is in store.
    --Good hype for the Cena/Lesnar match.
    --Orton topples over Batista, this is shaping up for a Orton/Cena. Lovely, Iíd say.
    --Cena wins thanks to a cheap victory and a sudden outburst of Lesnar, maybe he forgot the rules.
    --Very nice, we get to see a three way TLC Match for the gold. Ha, Kendrickís antics at the end of the match are somewhat funny. Their run as champions is probably going to end up with a feud, which is always interesting and different.
    --The last match of the night is yet another one for the gold. It definitely qualifies as a dream match. Cena recovers after a brutal blow from his previous match and takes the victory. Cena beats the odds once again and does the unthinkable...takes home the SEX Heavyweight Championship.

    Overall
    --The Champ is the first champ, the already feuding London and Kendrick are tag team title holders and we have Edge wanting to get back to the main stream. I like the characters of Christian, Lesnar and Orton so far and I canít wait to see what you do with this. This federation has the potential to go far. Keep it up; excellent job!


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    I'm here to be entertained again. HBK comes out and announces the matches. Orton vs. Batista, RKO for the win, he has to, he is a beast. Beside Batista in my eyes is only third in big men in you fed behind Lesnar and Lashley. Cena vs. Lesnar. I can't see Cena losing, but how will he beat Lesnar? I'll see, I guess.

    The fourway seems random, untill I noticed it are the four men not being pinned in the triple threats. MITB is always good, very unpredictable aspact of a fed. Nice one! Christian or Lashley to win I'm thinking, Hope for Christian, Lashley is ... Lashley.

    Bernard and Tomko over Helms and Moore, I hope Helms/Moore was a one night only thing. Helms > Moore. I start to like your Wrecking crew. They seem so brutal.

    Edge beats Styles, and goes on a rant. Typical Edge, very believable. You just love to hate the guy. Styles' on a losing track. Don't know him, so I guess I shouldn't care.

    Orton gets the better of Batista in that segment, I hope this won't mean Batista will go over in the match.

    Matt and Jeff having problems = great. Lashley winning MITB = Christian goes out. Punk gets distraced and Lashley beats him. Joe/Punk should be good, just need some more info on Joe, though.

    Cena will make Lesnar tap out? Don't see that happening; Lesnar to make Cena tap out? Eh? No chance. This will be a brutal brawl. Blood I tell you!

    Orton outwrestles Batista and punts him to end the match. Yes and No! Yes, Randy needed to win, but with a punt? I hope you don't make that his regular finisher, because it will take away the impact, since he has taken out so many wrestlers with it, Batista better be out of action for a while, or the punt is not that dangerous anymore...

    Heat between London and Kendrick, one will probably cost them the match, who will it be is my question.

    Lesnar gets crazy and gets him disqualified, woohoo, Cena goes through but is wounded. Orton for champ! Lesnar + crazy monster = OMG, a man to be watched.

    Londrick win the titles? Didn't see that one coming. Tag champions who hate each other, could be interesting. Why make them champions? I am hooked. That's good! I can't figure out what will happen next.

    Nooooooooo! Damn Cena and his superman powers! I guess this leads to Cena/Brock and Orton/Batista feuds. Man, Batista already recovered from the punt. You should've kicked harder Randy! Cena as SEX champ, who wouldn't want to be that, huh?

    Overall:

    Very solid show, way less predictable then the previous show. I will be looking forward to how everything plans out. Keep it up, PI!

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    Ok here we go, PI is back on the Fan Fic scene and I for one am super excited that he is. Has he been hit with a review from me before? I - DONíT - THINK - SO! So here we go making yet another first with the greatest review around as PI finally gets hit with some ofÖ

    HEAVYíS DELIGHTS!!!

    Ok first things first, your back story is great, everyone loves itÖ but it is strangely familiar, sounds a lot like the back-story you had for ESW, hmm. Itís all good, I see a few differences and I suppose this is basically what you had planned for ESW aside from these differences (mainly the roster)?

    I like your writing format, a lot like KJís LSW fed; it is done from a reporterís perspective, which I have also adapted for PW2, but in a longer format. I think this new summary/review style of writing is something that will take PW Fan Fiction by storm really. For years feds have closed because of too much pressure with writing full shows and matchesÖ but this style gives us what we need and lets us also use our imagination at the same timeÖ

    Pedigreed Night One!
    First up I like your little ticks with your fed. Like ordering the webcast gets you extra matches from the event that were not seen on TV. Thatís a great little touch right there man. Also the Triple Threat First Round Match idea is a nice twist on the conventional Tournament to crown a new/first champion.

    I loved your first match; it set up the Kendrick character perfectly. I really liked the finisher, its something very different and shows of style more than punishment in ending a match. Kendrickís after match antics were gold, his ďNever Gonna Give You UpĒ serenade was awesome man! The second match of the night was great too, I would have liked to have seen Helms go over but London is still a great performer.

    TAG TEAM ACTION - I love it! It was great to see you put a small team over a big team even though I love the team of Bernard and Tomko (good to see Bernard being sued in a fed by the way). I look forward to seeing what you so with these two teams, MCMG are a great team and so is Tomko/Bernard. With the right booking they can both become great stand outs in your tag team division.

    I loved your HBK/Miz/Morrison segment. HBK ignoring Morrison, the ďReal Sexy BoyĒ comment and the announcement of the TLC match for the following night were great. HBK as a GM is something new that I may have to get used to, but he can be gold on the stick so he should deliver. Morrison/HBK feud would be a great new generation vs. old generation angle if played out well.

    The Tournament is underway and I have to say seeing these three in the ring together would be awesome! I liked the short descriptions, it gives us the feel of the match and the ending. I really liked how the ending came about, a mistake that Orton capitalizes on, which he does so well I might add. Orton as your first Heavyweight Champion would be great to see.

    Good HBK adds a new team to the TLC Match, so far this is looking amazing, simply amazing!

    Oooooh I liked the atmosphere you created in the Batista/Edge/Christian match. I really look forward to where you go with this man, a Batista win I do not like but I can deal. I like that you got Christian playing the face role with the fans, sorta like a modern day Rock is what I get reading that.

    Another Team to the TLC Match! MCMG, Kendrick and London, Miz and Morrison, HO-LY SHIT!

    I like how Lesnar and Lashley just dominate Styles, it is logical and should go down that way seeing as he is the smaller man. The Lesnar/Lashley pissing contest was a great thing to throw in there. I could really see a Lesnar/Lashley angle working wonders under your booking command. The ending was good, but coulda been better in my eyes, although it was creative.

    The thought of a Cena/Joe/Punk Match is great, Cena/Joe on their own would be awesome too. I knew youíd put Cena over but I didnít like the way you did it, the FU would have been enough. Joe is a submission machine, thatís his gimmick and you make him tap out! Dunno if I like that really, but I suppose I can deal and see where it goes.

    Overall a great first show, a couple of things I didnít really warm to all that much but yeah great start to a fed my manÖ but I am not done yet, Pedigreed Night Two is up next!

    Pedigreed Night Two

    The second night looks like it can totally deliver with Cena/Lesnar and Orton/Batista. My only gripe is that we are gonna get Orton/Batista in a tournament and not with a solid build up to it, but hey this isnít WWE so it isnít a big deal. I really hope that Cena/Lesnar delivers though as these two had a great little match in 2003 at Backlash for the WWE Title. TLC is what I am looking forward to the most, more so than the Heavyweight Championship match and I love the idea of the Second Chance Contract match.

    Great way to start off the show man, I love tag team action! I love the team name for Tomko/Bernard and it is even better to see them get a win here. Keep it up mate, I just feel for poor Helms and Moore, are they the jobbers of your fed or will this actually go somewhere?

    I liked the Edge/Styles match; a match between them two would be awesome to see. The one thing I am really liking about your matches is that you are setting up characters in them even though they are very short match descriptions. Edge with the win who vents his frustration, awesome! One thing, please donít make the Spear his finisher, he has that awesome Edgecution for that, make the Spear a secondary finisher man L

    I loved the Orton/Batista interaction. I take back what I said before, this helped build it up and while it may not be an epic feud yet I can totally see this as the starting point for just that.

    I love what your doing with Matt and Jeff Hardy, it has shades of Chavo and Eddie from way back in the WCW days with their rivalry/angle. Christian is second out, that sucks arse man he should have been the last eliminated or won the match. Punk makes it far but Joe comes out and Lashley unleashes a very Benoit like finish to the end the match, which I liked by the way. Lashley as the second chance getter is great, but who will he get a chance to face?

    The Cena/Lesnar confrontation has my seal of approval man, canít wait to see where it goes and I love how you are building from their last match. Both guys are awesome in the ring in their own way and to see them butt heads as you put it will be great.

    I LOVE YOUR RANDY ORTON! He is cold, callous, calculating and methodical! I love how he worked the leg, taking Batista out with smarts and it worked for him to get the win. Orton is the main event and I hope to god he wins (I havenít checked your title histories yet).

    MAN! I was super hyped up for the Cena/Lesnar confrontation and it ended in a DQ, WTF? Seriously I was soooo let down by that one man. A Cena clean win would have been great giving him that bit more under his belt and evening the score from years ago. Lesnar winning would have boosted him for his comeback, DAMN! Now Cena goes into a Title Match with a DQ win while Orton has pinfalls leading up, I hope Orton winsÖ

    TLC was GREAT! I would have liked a bit more character building with the other teams but now the London/Kendrick situation is really interesting. Men are old team mates who had their troubles with the other, they get back together and it is no easy reunion as Kendrick basically does the smart arse cocky thing and ticks it to London but they also win. I love Kendrick in your fed, he steals the glory after London saved them, classic!

    CENA WINS! BLOODY HELL MAN! You had Orton all primed with a great run to win here. Cena coming in still bloody and winning the title is a disappointment to me. He coming close but failing would have been really great to have seen, actual seeing Cena chase the title would be different but DAMN! Good match, it set up Batista/Orton for a future confrontation and now we have Cena/Lashley to look forward to? Or is there something else you got planned?

    Overall a good show but not as good as the first night, which for me was stand out stuff man. The second night had its ups but the downs (Cena winning the tournament, Cena/Lesnar DQ mainly) really hit hard for me. I was super excited to see Orton getting such a solid run, he wasnít cheating in the wins, he was merciless and just pure badasrse!

    Pedigreed Night One: 90 out of 100
    Pedigreed Night Two: 80 out of 100
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    Originally posted at... http://www.SEX.com/inside/industrynews/
    Last week, Stephanie McMahon announced that another draft will take place to reshape the landscape of World Wrestling Entertainment yet again. While ECW remained an exclusive showcase for the women's division of WWE, RAW and SmackDown! traded Superstars and drafter new talent from a pool of familiar faces. The draft, which spanned across an episode of RAW and an episode of SmackDown!, featured two battle royals. The battle royals featured the talent from each brand in a collective effort to crown a WWE Champion and a World Heavyweight Champion. By the end of the week, Undertaker and Chris Jericho emerged as the WWE Champion and World Heavyweight Champion respectively. The Intercontinental Championship remained on RAW as it remained around the waist of Kofi Kingston. The United States Championhip remained on SmackDown! as it remained around the waist of Robert Roode. The World Tag Team Championship remained on RAW as it remained around the waists of DH Smith & TJ Wilson, and the WWE Tag Team Championship remained on SmackDown! as it remained around the waists of Chris Harris & James Storm. Stephanie McMahon encouraged fans to continue watching WWE in the wake of the draft as she promised, "Anything can and will happen in WWE!"

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    Originally posted at... http://www.SEX.com/inside/industrynews/
    In other news related to SEX, the Renegade Wrecking Crew (Giant Bernard & Tyson Tomko), who appeared in dark matches at Pedigreed, will not be appearing on future SEX pay-per-view events. Giant Bernard, who made his return to the professional wrestling scene in North America at Pedigreed, was reportedly unhappy with how he was used at Pedigreed. He and Tomko have accepted an invitation to tour in Japan. Despite being unhappy, Giant Bernard left SEX with the door open for his return as he parted on good terms. Triple H, on behalf of SEX, wishes the Renegade Wrecking Crew the best in their future endeavors.
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    OH COME ON MAN!!!

    Bernard and Tomko not showing up in the near future?

    That's a shame, I liked their work at Pedigreed and hoped that they would make further appearences in the fed. I thought they'd make a great strong man team, possibles a heel one at that...

    Oh well, it doesn't matter in the long run as you still got me hard for S.E.X man
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    I fancy some SEX, so here we go. I really quite enjoyed the first show you put out, so here is the review for the second night of Pedigreed. Cena and Lesnar would be a good match to watch, just because how they are so alike, in my opinion. Batista and Orton not so much, but I’m seeing Orton vs. Cena in the World Title match, and then I wouldn’t like to take a guess who will be crowned champion. I like the idea of the four guys getting a second chance, and TLC with the teams that are in it, is sure to be awesome. Glad, Tomko and Giant Bernard win, I saw a lot of potential with them in this fed, but I have read the message that there leaving before reading this show, so that’s bit of a bummer. Edge beats Styles, and not in the very distant future, I see him getting back in the World Title picture. A little bland between Orton and Batista, which wouldn’t have me anymore excited for this match than I would have been without it. I don’t mind Matt Hardy, CM Punk or Christian winning this one, as long as Lashley don’t. Matt and Jeff feud is going to escalate soon enough, seems like a few people are doing a feud between them, as well as the WWE in real life. I knew I had spoken too soon, Lashley is the winner, and sorry but I don’t think anyone could have me interested in this guy. I don’t like moves being mentioned in interviews too much, so Lesnar mentioning “The Brock Lock” wasn’t the best thing to hear for me. Orton beats Batista, and a punt to the head finishes it off, which I like. He promises that he will be crowned World Champion? We’ll see.

    I like Kendrick and London arguing about who Shawn Michaels was speaking to the night before, all this means though is that they’ll either lose and go on a feud or they’ll win and begin to retain a lot without being on good terms. Lesnar gets DQ’d, and I love it personally. Cena looks awful ahead of the final match, but I see him somehow pulling it out now. I also have to say, I love monster Lesnar, that doesn’t care for anyone. Kendrick and London win the titles, I do however think that the Rock, Paper, Scissors before climbing up the ladder was a bit unnecessary, but I can’t wait to see what you have planned for these two. Like I said Cena wins the title, against all the odds, it also means Orton and Batista will probably feud, although I’d love to see a feud for the title between Cena and Orton, but let’s see what you have in store. Good show, man. The matches would have probably been better to watch than the first night, I just preferred reading the first show more so than this one, still a good job though. I’ll be reading the next one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Crist (a.k.a. “The Dave Metzler of SEX”)
    SEX: LIVE! (05/04/2009)

    AJ Styles comes out to publicly review footage of Edge spearing him after their match at Pedigreed. In response to Edge’s rant after their match at Pedigreed, Styles claims that Edge will not use him as a springboard to reach the main event of SEX. Styles challenges Edge to a rematch. Edge accepts and promises to embarrass Styles. Styles’ determination to win is quite clear as he outperforms Edge in the match. Styles’ dominance frustrates Edge.

    Edge rolls out of the ring and claims that this match is beneath him as he begins to leave. Unsatisfied with a count-out victory, Styles performs a running flip over the top rope as he launches himself after Edge. Styles drags Edge back to the ring. Edge groggily attempts to spear Styles, but Styles leapfrogs over Edge. Styles plants Edge with the Styles Clash to secure the pinfall. Edge has a temper tantrum as Styles celebrates after the match.

    Backstage, Christian issues a response to Edge’s rant at Pedigreed. Unlike Edge, Christian acknowledges that he must earn his spot in the main event. Christian adds that he will earn his spot. Christian promises to climb from the bottom to the top of the mountain in SEX. Christian promises to eventually win the SEX Heavyweight Championship and become a champion of the peeps, for the peeps, by the peeps because that’s how he rolls.

    Triple H comes out and summarizes the results from Pedigreed. He introduces the first-ever SEX Heavyweight Champion, John Cena. Cena comes out and receives a massive ovation from the audience. The SEX Heavyweight Championship is fastened around Cena’s waist. It’s an impressive piece of gold. It looks like it weighs approximately twenty pounds. Cena thanks Triple H for the introduction and promises to always be at his absolute best as the face of SEX.

    Randy Orton comes out to interrupt Cena. Orton claims that he should be the SEX Heavyweight Champion. Orton argues that psychological interference from Batista tainted the results of the SEX Heavyweight Championship match at Pedigreed. Orton also argues that he won his semifinal match via pinfall whereas Cena won via disqualification. Orton claims that Cena cannot cleanly defeat either him or Brock Lesnar in the ring.

    Brock Lesnar comes out to argue that he should receive the first title match against John Cena. Lesnar justifies his argument with the fact that Cena did not pin him or make him tap out at Pedigreed. Triple H interjects that both Orton and Lesnar have valid arguments. Before Triple H can continue, Bobby Lashley comes out to remind everyone that he won a contract at Pedigreed for a title match. Lashley contemplates cashing in his contract tonight.

    Cena responds by challenging Orton, Lesnar, and Lashley to a handicap match. Triple H applauds Cena’s fortitude as a fighting champion but claims that there is a better solution to the problem at hand. Triple H announces that Cena will referee a strange bedfellows tag team match tonight where Orton will partner with Batista and Lesnar will partner with Lashley. Triple H announces that whoever scores the pinfall in the match will earn a title shot at Evolution.

    Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews the Hardy Boyz about their recent “differences.” Matt explains that he is a winner by nature whereas Jeff is a loser. Jeff attempts to argue otherwise, but Matt interrupts to explain that it has been this way since childhood. Matt explains that his elimination from the fourway match last night was a fluke. Matt then explains that he has requested a couple of matches tonight to teach Jeff how to be a winner like him.

    Jeff Hardy accompanies Matt Hardy to the ring for the next match. Gregory Helms comes out, accompanied by Shannon Moore. Matt wrestles Helms, expecting to teach Jeff a lesson with an easy win. Helms, however, has different plans as he aims to end his losing streak. Helms plants Matt with a Shining Wizard from behind, but he cannot secure the pinfall. Ultimately, Matt battles back and plants Helms with an Unfortunate Twist of Fate to secure the pinfall.

    Matt tells Jeff that it is his turn and rolls out of the ring. Frustrated with his third consecutive loss, Helms retreats to the back. Matt remains at ringside as Jeff and Moore slide into the ring. The subsequent match features almost ten minutes of back-and-forth, high-flying action. Ultimately, Jeff plants Moore with a Moonsault Slam to secure the pinfall. Matt looks on with a look of disgust on his face as Jeff shakes hands with Moore after the match.

    HBK summons Paul London & Brian Kendrick to office. HBK congratulates London & Kendrick on becoming the first-ever SEX Tag Team Champions, but London & Kendrick bicker about the TLC match. London complains about Kendrick’s actions at the end of the match. Kendrick complains that he had to single-handedly carry the team. HBK suggests that London & Kendrick settle their differences because they must continue to work together.

    The Miz & John Morrison and the Motor City Machine Guns barge into HBK’s office almost as if on cue. Both teams demand a title shot and claim that they deserve one since neither was pinned by London & Kendrick. Both teams claim that London & Kendrick haven’t truly earned the SEX Tag Team Championship. HBK tells all three teams to rest tonight and prepare for next week, as he will think of a way to settle this dispute at that time.

    Samoa Joe comes out and receives heat from the audience. Fans chant, “You tapped out!” Joe delivers a speech about how his character was portrayed in TNA and the differences between “professional wrestling” and “sports entertainment.” Joe complains that he was portrayed as a joke in TNA for the sake of the fans. Joe claims that fans of sports entertainment would not be able to stomach the ruthless nature that made him famous in the independent circuit.

    Joe then targets CM Punk, who Joe claims is a sellout. Joe exhibits signs of jealousy as he claims that Punk allowed his straightedge persona to be altered for commercial purposes. Joe claims that Punk lost his true edge when he signed with WWE and he has never been the same since. This apparently disgusts Joe. Joe’s words spur Punk to come out. Punk receives a pop when he comes out and challenges Joe to an impromptu match.

    Joe accepts and promises to break Punk, but Punk proves to be a hard-to-handle handful for Joe. The impromptu match is best summarized as an out-of control brawl. The action is intense and stiff, and it spills out of the ring almost immediately. The match ends as the result of a double count-out, but Punk and Joe continue to brawl on the outside of the ring. Security guards rush to the ring and struggle to separate Punk and Joe. This clearly isn’t over.

    Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews Batista about teaming with Randy Orton tonight. Batista hopes that Orton’s arrogance will not cost him. Batista mentions that his history with Orton and chemistry with Orton from their days as members of Evolution will give them an edge in the match. Orton interrupts to remind Batista that, although they are a tag team tonight, it will still be every man for himself in the match. Orton promises to score the pinfall.

    Brock Lesnar and Bobby Lashley are in HBK’s office. Lesnar complains about having to partner with Lashley tonight. HBK says that he cannot override a decision made by Triple H. Lesnar fumes for a moment before calming himself. Lesnar promises to reward Lashley if Lashley allows Lesnar to score the pinfall, but Lashley echoes Randy Orton when he reminds Lesnar that it will be every man for himself in the match tonight. Lesnar begins to fume again.

    John Cena comes out to the ring and receives a massive ovation from the audience. Cena quickly informs the audience that he will be an impartial referee because he does not care who he will face at Evolution. Cena promises to take on all challenges and overcome all odds. He reminds everyone that “the Champ is here,” before Randy Orton comes out. Orton receives heat from the audience, but the heat does not seem to faze him.

    Batista comes out and receives a pop from the audience as he joins Orton in the ring. Batista and Orton discuss who will start the match. Bobby Lashley comes out and receives a pop that rivals Batista’s pop. Finally, Brock Lesnar comes out. He receives heat from the audience, but he still has some vocal fans in attendance. Lashley and Lesnar discuss who will start the match as well. Once both teams have made their decisions, Cena calls for the bell.

    The tension in the main event is palpable as both teams struggle to function as a unit in an every-man-for-himself environment. Batista was right as he and Orton have better chemistry in the ring than Lesnar and Lashley. Batista and Orton enjoy an edge in the match as a result. The audience receives a thrill from watching both pairs of rivals save their partners from being pinned on numerous occasions. Cena remains true to his word as he calls the match down the middle.

    In the end, Batista plants Lesnar with a Batista Bomb and covers him for the pinfall. Orton, however, punts Batista’s head to break the pinfall. Lashley clotheslines Orton out of the ring, but the velocity of the clothesline carries both men over the top rope. Lesnar, in the mean time, rolls over and covers Batista to secure the pinfall. After the match, Lesnar groggily returns to his feet to have his hand raised by Cena. Lesnar smiles at Cena, but Cena plants Lesnar with an FU.

    QUICK RESULTS FOR SEX: LIVE! (05/04/2009):
    • AJ Styles defeats Edge via pinfall.
    • Matt Hardy defeats Gregory Helms via pinfall.
    • Jeff Hardy defeats Shannon Moore via pinfall.
    • CM Punk and Samoa Joe wrestle to a double count-out.
    • Brock Lesnar & Bobby Lashley defeat Batista & Randy Orton via pinfall.
    That's it for the first-ever episode of SEX: LIVE! I hope everyone else enjoyed the show as much as I did!
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    SEX: Live! Review!

    • I loved the opening match/segment. Edge has to be a whiny bitchy heel. People who try to make him a bad ass just don't get it. Your Edge is spot on. I also like AJ taking no crap and just going for it and winning.
    • Short but sweet promo from Christian. Not much t
    • Not much to note from Christian's promo. Could we be getting an Edge/Christian fued?
    • I had Triple H as owner of my RCW fed and I think he makes a great owner. Cena is of course a great first champion
    • You've nailedOrton's character, full of excuses and still quite cocky.
    • It all starts to heat up as Lesnar and Lashley come out. I'm not a big Lashley fan.
    • Nice tag match. I sense all hell will break lose.
    • Great Hardy Boys stuff. Matt would pull this gimmick off so well it's not funny, and Jeff would be great at just shrugging his shoulders and getting on with it. Great idea, best thing so far.
    • I really hope Londrick split up with someone going through a window. Really enjoying this.
    • By-the-way I love the way you show us moves. Great idea.
    • I knew we'd be getting a Joe/Punk fued and to be honest, there's nothing I'd rather see.
    • Batista bores me at the minute. I dunno why, you're doing nothing to change that fact.
    • The finish of your match was great. The excitement in real life would be off the charts. LEsnar/Cena should be fantastic.
    • Really enjoyed the show. Highlight was Hardys stuff. The Main Event scene was the least entertaining as nobody really had much to work with other than 'grr i want the title.' I will be reading, really good job.

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    Sex Live

    I love the way you’ve designed your fed, really makes it an easy read, and now for the show.

    Begins with AJ Styles dominating Edge, hmm, interesting to see whom your trying to push more as Edge is clearly going to be a centerpoint of your show at some time due to his rant at Pedgreed, but AJ had a great showing, and I can see that a third match will be needed to settle this score.

    Christian comes out and tells the world that he won’t take Edge’s route and will actually earn everything that he gets in SEX, seems that your going with TNA face Christian, which is a character that I think wasn’t used enough, hopefully Christian can become a major player in your fed.

    Triple H comes out to congratulate John Cena for winning and Randy Orton comes out to get his match, then Brock Lesnar comes out to get his, and then Lashley comes out to get his. Strange bedfellows is a solid concept and I bet it will work out well, I can see Lesnar winning it, although I would prefer that you use Orton and Cena as the two biggest people in your fed, create kind of a Rock/Austin feel between the two.

    Matt and Jeff Hardy both see some singles action with Matt embarrassing Helms to get the win, and then Jeff beating Shannon Moore, but showing him a little more respect. I can see that these two have some serious issues.
    London and Kendrick are continuing to have little disputes between each other, I can sense that the two men will have a match at some time to get this out of their system.

    Looks as if your Samoa Joe and your CM Punk are returning to their roots, which is awesome and the two men get into it with a solid brawl that results in a double countout, I can see this getting nasty in a hurry.

    Both Batista/Orton and Lesnar/Lashley try to get some chemistry, but both also realize that it is truly every man for himself.

    Main Event time and after your traditional back and forth action near the end, Lesnar is able to get the win and secure the title shot, only to have John Cena take him down.

    Decent show, I have no complaints at the moment, everything that was done was very solid, good read and I can’t wait for more. Please use more Christian because I think you have a good feel on him. All in all, I Love My SEX!

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    The Cool Review

    I would have had you a review up earlier than this, but I have actually only just realised that you have a new show up, that I need to review. AJ Styles defeats Edge, I found this very interesting how Edge was trying to escape, defiantly going to be a third match. Interesting promo by Christian, mentioning Edge in this, makes me think somewhere soon down the line itís going to be Edge and Christian feuding. A lot happening there in the Cena promo, Iím hoping you have Orton get the pin. But, I have the feeling that your going to have Batista/Orton at Evolution, so Iím gonnaí say Lesnar gets the pin and gets to face Cena. It seems a bit soon to have Matt basically turn on Jeff, calling him a loser, but oh well. Matt beats Helms, which is pretty obvious. Jeff then defeats Shannon Moore, and shakes his hand, like a good face does. Matt doesnít like it, I wonder how long all this is going to go on before we get a proper Jeff/Matt match, because thatís where this is leading too. Iím really liking your tag team division, man. I mean London/Kendrick, Morrison/Miz and MCMG all fighting over the gold, is awesome. Iím hoping Shawn Michaels comes up with something good to solve the problem that all three teams have.

    Awesome stuff with Joe/Punk, I really like the promo that Joe has going on about how Punk is a sell out, a feud between these two is also bound to be great. I canít wait, for sure. I canít see Batista/Orton or Lashley/Lesnar being able to work together at all. I donít like how Lesnar promises Lashley a reward if he lets him get the pinfall, Lesnar is a bad ass, he should be sure that he will get the pinfall anyway. Yeah, just like I said, Lesnar gets the chance to face Cena. I see Cena carrying the title for quite a while, however, so I donít see him beating him. Anyway, another good show, man. I really am liking your tag team division, Joe/Punk and the World Title scene. Keep up the good work, man.

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    SEX IS ON FIRE!

    WaitÖ isnít that like a popular song these days?

    Oh well, anyway back to itÖ S.E.X is on a hell of a roll lately man and well, it all looks amazing so I am here once again to dish out the dirt like no other can with another edition ofÖ

    HEAVYíS DELIGHTS!!!

    The Styles/Edge scenario and match is nice. I thought it was to put Edge over but Styles gains the win here tonight, hmmm Edge going over would have been nice but Styles going over was better. I like Edge when he is a man on the EDGE and will do anything to get something he wants, even it is as simple as kicking the crap out of someone.

    Oooh I like what I see here. Edge and Christian = two sides of the coin. One the heel the other the face, I like this plan to push Christian as a face. Iíve never really seen it done before and if the writer has what it takes to pull it off, then it could be hugeÖ I think you can pull it off man.

    I liked the segment between Cena/Orton/Lesnar/Lashley, it really put over how much that title means and how many people want it. I still think Orton would have been a better choice of champion because your Orton rocked that tournament better than Cena did but I can deal with it. The only thing I didnít like about this segment was Cena admitting to Lesnar that he didnít beat him clean; I felt it tarnished his big win a little, like I thought it would.

    I like the way you have the Matt/Jeff Hardy angle playing out. It isnít as blatant and downright dirty in the way WWE are playing their feud, it is more about one thinks he is better than the other, I could see Matt being the star of this angle just by his arrogance. I hope Jeff is able to step it up a little bit in the long run as Matt with this overpowering arrogant attitude might just make him look more insignificant if not booked right.

    I wont say too much, but I love what you are doing with London/Kendrick and the tag team title scenario, the fact that HBK is in charge in concerns to this is great too considering where he came from., TAG TEAM WRESTLING!

    The Joe/Punk stuff is gold man. I loved Joe shooting on the way he has been handled and then he goes laying into Punk about being a sellout. The match that followed would have been hella-cool to have seen live and I can only see this feud getting better and better with ageÖ like a MILF, yes the Joe/Punk feud in your fed is a MILF!

    Again your Orton is great, GIVE HIM THE BELT! Batista I am not sold on yet, but all bets are off in the big main event match tonight? GREAT STUFF! Have Orton Punt Everyoneís Heads In!

    I like Cena being the referee in the big tag match main event, it puts him into the mix of everything without throwing him in there completely if you get my drift. I like the way you are describing the reaction everyone is getting from the fans, just a small touch but it is still something I like about your writing. The match itself seemed very solid and I loved the ending, why because Orton showed his arrogance and Batista got pinnedÖ BY LASHLEY? I thought Lesnar would have gotten the fall, but it looks like Lashley is getting a major push here, which I Like man.


    Overall it was a nice show man, it flowed very well and your writing is top notch at the moment. I still donít like your champ but hey I can deal. Things seem to be really taking a life of their own now that the PPVís have ended, I canít wait to see what happens next on everything you showcased in this show, for that I am giving youÖ

    95 pout of 100 (Cena as champ brings down the score, LOL!)

    *Edited by jTj per PI's request (merged posts)*

    ARGH!

    You are right about Lesnar winning and t he whole segment...

    DAMN can't believe I missed that

    But still that win over at Lesnar come up to sorta bite Cena in the butt like I thought it would.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Crist (a.k.a. “The Dave Metzler of SEX”)
    SEX: LIVE! (05/11/2009)

    Triple H comes out and announces that Batista has suffered a concussion at the hands of Randy Orton and will be out of action. However, Batista will return for a match against Orton at Evolution. Orton comes out to respond. Orton is bitter about the results of the strange bedfellows tag team match last week, and he claims that Batista’s health is the least of his concerns. Orton claims that Bobby Lashley needlessly ruined Orton’s chance to win a title shot.

    Orton claims that he prevented Batista from pinning Brock Lesnar and could have prevented Brock Lesnar from pinning Batista had Lashley not knocked him out of the ring. For ruining Orton’s chance to win a title shot, Orton demands a match against Lashley with Lashley’s contract for a title match on the line. Triple H agrees to book the match, but he adds a stipulation. If Orton loses to Lashley, Batista will be able to choose the stipulations for their match at Evolution.

    HBK summons Paul London & Brian Kendrick to his office. HBK announces that tonight will feature the semifinals of a mini-tournament that will crown number one contenders to the SEX Tag Team Championship. HBK also announces that London, Kendrick, and John Cena will compete in a triple threat match to showcase the champions of SEX. HBK claims that he will award a title shot to London or Kendrick if either of them can pin Cena of make him tap out.

    The first match of the evening features AJ Styles versus Christian. Styles and Christian shake hands before the match. The match features ten minutes of back-and-forth action. Christian attempts to execute an Unprettier, but Styles counters with a Tiger Suplex. Styles bridges, but Edge storms the ring to prevent the pinfall. Edge plants Styles with This Move is Not Yet Rated. Edge berates Styles as Christian pulls himself to his feet. Edge spears Christian before he exits the ring.

    Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy about their involvement in the mini-tournament that will crown number one contenders to the SEX Tag Team Championship. Matt explains that he plans to hone Jeff’s competitive instinct. Matt explains that Jeff has always lacked discipline and been too much of a free spirit. Matt explains that his methods for teaching Jeff how to be a winner will be more effective if he partners with him in the ring.

    HBK summons CM Punk and Samoa Joe to his office. HBK claims that he was impressed with their match last week despite its finish. He claims that it is evident that Punk and Joe have issues with each other. HBK then announces that he wants to recreate history. HBK announces that Punk and Joe will compete in an “I Quit” match at Evolution. HBK then announces that Punk and Joe will both be suspended if either of them lays a hand on the other before Evolution.

    The second match of the evening features Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy versus Gregory Helms & Shannon Moore. Helms does not seem to be happy that he must partner with Moore. Prior to the match, JBL announces that it is his job to streamline SEX financially as its unofficial treasurer. JBL announces that Helms & Moore will face termination next week if they lose tonight. JBL’s announcement lights a fire within Helms & Moore, but the fire is not hot enough to win the match.

    Matt micromanages Jeff in first semifinal of the mini-tournament to crown number one contenders to the SEX Tag Team Championship. Jeff’s spirits seem to be broken as his performance in the ring is a bit lackluster. Moore attempts to prove himself to Helms by single-handedly carrying their team to victory. However, Moore’s refusal to tag Helms proves to be costly. In the end, Jeff plants Moore with a Twist of Fate to secure the pinfall. Helms is clearly upset with Moore.

    Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews the Motor City Machine Guns about their involvement in the mini-tournament that will crown number one contenders to the SEX Tag Team Championship. The Miz & John Morrison interrupt the Motor City Machine Guns before they can respond. The Miz & Morrison demand to know why they are not being interviewed, especially considering that they are the sexiest tag team in SEX and they going to win their match tonight.

    The third match of the evening features John Cena versus Paul London versus Brian Kendrick. Cena receives a massive ovation, London receives a pop that pales in comparison to Cena’s pop, and Kendrick receives a mixed reaction. Cena uses the tension between the SEX Tag Team Champions and his size and strength to his advantage during the match. In the end, Cena sends a message to Brock Lesnar as he plants London with an F5 to secure the pinfall.

    After the match, Brock Lesnar storms the ring as John Cena celebrates. Lesnar responds to Cena’s message with a message of his own as Lesnar plants Cena with an F5. Lesnar shouts, “That’s how you do my move, and that’s for last week!” Bobby Lashley rushes to the ring and positions himself between Lesnar and Cena. Lashley claims that he will be ready and waiting with his contract for a title shot, no matter who is the SEX Heavyweight Champion after Evolution.

    Backstage, HBK interviews Batista via satellite. Batista recovers from his concussion at home. Batista admits that he is beginning to feel as old as he is. He also admits that his body is breaking down at an increasingly rapid rate, and it gets worse every time he steps into the ring. However, Batista has retribution on his mind. It is driving Batista to return to the ring at Evolution, where he plans to teach Orton a lesson about what it truly means to be a man.

    The fourth match of the evening features The Miz & John Morrison versus the Motor City Machine Guns. The Miz & Morrison receive heat from the audience. However, some fans cannot resist cheering the cocky tag team as it exudes coolness. The Motor City Machine Guns receive a solid pop. The match itself is intense and features almost fifteen minutes of back-and-forth action. The Miz & Morrison are barely able to escape from numerous pinfall attempts.

    The Motor City Machine Guns unload with moves such as the Head Shot and Russian Roulette, but The Miz & Morrison manage to save each other from being pinned. Ultimately, The Miz & Morrison resort to cheating to regain their momentum. Although the Motor City Machine Guns complain, the referee remains oblivious to the underhanded tactics of The Miz & Morrison. In the end, The Miz & Morrison plant Alex Shelley with the Autograph to secure the pinfall.

    Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews Paul London & Brian Kendrick about the health of their relationship and their thoughts on the mini-tournament to determine who will challenge them for their titles at Evolution. London claims that he and Kendrick used to be best friends. However, London claims that they have their differences. Nevertheless, London then claims that he and Kendrick will coexist in the ring as long as they are defending their titles.

    Kendrick interrupts to “correct” London. Kendrick claims that he -- the Shawn Michaels of their tag team -- will continue to single-handedly carry the tag team until London -- the Marty Jannetty -- ruins their reign as champions. Kendrick uses the fact that London was pinned by Cena tonight to support his argument that London is a loser. The interview concludes with Kendrick claiming that he would have pinned Cena had London not been involved in the match tonight.

    The final match of the evening features Randy Orton versus Bobby Lashley with Lashley’s contract for a title shot one the line. Orton receives massive heat, and Lashley receives a huge pop. Both men seem equally determined to leave the ring with the contract for the title shot. Lashley uses his size, strength, and background as an amateur wrestler to his advantage. However, Orton uses smart psychology and underhanded tactics to disadvantage Lashley.

    Brock Lesnar comes out to watch the end of the match. He remains at ringside, but his presence clearly distracts Lashley. With Lashley’s focus on Lesnar at ringside, Orton finds ample time to recover. Orton writhes like a snake on the mat as he cocks himself for in anticipation for an RKO. Lashley finally turns around to receive a sickening, neck-jarring RKO. Orton covers Lashley to secure the pinfall. After the match, Orton collects Lashley’s contract.

    QUICK RESULTS FOR SEX: LIVE! (05/11/2009):
    • AJ Styles defeats Christian via DQ after Edge interferes.
    • Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy defeat Gregory Helms & Shannon Moore via pinfall.
    • John Cena defeats Paul London and Brian Kendrick via pinfall.
    • The Miz & John Morrison defeat Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin via pinfall.
    • Randy Orton defeats Bobby Lashley via pinfall.
    That's it for this episode of SEX: LIVE! I hope everyone else enjoyed the show as much as I did!
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