**Spanky defends his newly won Cruiserweight Title against the Number One Contender, Gregory Helms at Fully Loaded. Spanky beat his best friend Paul London at Backlash but Helms is a different proposition, Helms cares for nobody and wont stop until he has the Cruiserweight Title. Fully Loaded comes to you live on Pay Per View, don't miss out on this fantastic event, order now!**
JR: Welcome back to RAW and moments ago we were meant to have an Undertaker and John Cena match but it never happened what we got was a bloody brawl.
King: They had to send all the security to split them up! Even then it could have still have erupted at any time.
Vince: John Cena has proved a point here tonight that he fears no-one and he will fight anybody.
JR: Mick Foley even had to come out from the back to split the two up, I don't know hoe Mick Foley is going to react to this.
King: This was meant to John Cenas punishment but it was far from.
JR: No doubt we will hear from Mick Foley soon but the ring has been set up and its time for Carlitoís Cabana!
** I SPIT IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE COOL **
Carlito is making his way down the rampway in one of his yellow t-shirts with "Spit or Swallow" on. Carlito has an apple in his hand and is flicking it up and down as he reaches the bottom of the rampway.
*Please welcome to the ring, Carlito!*
Carlito walks up the steel steps and climbs into the ring as he throws the apple up and catches it again before placing it in the bottom left hand corner and he is handed a mic by a worker as the fans are giving him a mixed response.
Carlito: Welcome to Carlitoís Cabana! The one person cool enough to have a talk show on Monday Night RAW. Chris Jericho doesn't have one, Edge doesn't have one, Christian isn't even worthy of one, only I Carlito is.
The fans are booing Carlito but he just continues on with a smile on his face.
Carlito: At Fully Loaded it will be Carlito taking on Christian and Ken Kennedy for the Intercontinental Title and I promise you this, that Carlito will be standing out here the day after Fully Loaded with the Intercontinental Title around his waist and we all know that that is. Unfortunately I have to call a guest out here but his coolness we never match mine and of course he is a loser, Christian!
** CLOSE YOUR EYES **
Christian makes his way down the rampway to a good cheer from the crowd as Christian points to his peeps on his way down the rampway as Carlito shakes his head. Christian reaches the ring and he climbs up into it and he walks across the ring and is handed a mic by a worker.
Christian: Trust me Carlito when I say this, I don't think anybody with that hair could talk about somebody else being a loser. You are like a poodle on two legs!
Carlito: How about you shut up before I make you shut up.
Christian: Well I see your problem there because my back isn't turned to you because thatís how you like to do your business from behind!
The fans burst out in laughter as Carlito is shaking his hands and looks furious with Christian.
Carlito: Thatís right laugh at his joke because thatís what all you lot are, a joke!
The fans are now booing Carlito but he doesn't care.
Carlito: Nobody though can match Christian for being a joke, you've been in this business for years and done nothing while I captured the United States Title on my debut, Carlito captures the imagination of everybody in the arena when he steps out for a match, all the crowd have for you is pity because they know that you will be nothing more than loser. Carlito is cool, Christian is a loser.
Christian: Listen to me boy, you might think you're good because you won a title on debut well so did I, I've stolen the show plenty of times, I'm the innovator of the Tables, Ladders and Chair match, I created the world famous five second pose and just because you've won one title, you think I'm a loser? I suggest you look in the mirror and check yourself because I know for damn sure I'm not a loser and I certainly don't attack people from behind! I face them like a man, face to face!
The fans cheer Christian as he walks right up to Carlito and both men are now eyeballing each other.
Carlito: Carlito suggests you back away before because this is my show and I tell people what to do and when to do it.
Christian: Why don't you make me!
Carlito turns his head away from Christian and Carlito has a smile on his face as he looks like he is going to strike Christian but he stops short.
Carlito: I think we have got off on the wrong front but I can resolve it because I have a present for you but I'll have to go get it.
Carlito walks around Christian and to the bottom left hand corner and he picks up his apple and walks back to Christian.
Christian: I suggest if you going to spit apple in my face that you rethink your little present.
Carlito: Carlito wasn't even thinking about it, Carlito was going to you the apple as a reminder of the day I ended your career at Fully Loaded.
Carlito throws the apple at Christian and Christian catches it but tosses it behind him to a good cheer from the fans.
Carlito: I know reality must hurt but I'm going to make to clear and simple. Come the end of Fully Loaded, Carlito will be Intercontinental Champion and that is....
** MMMIIISSSTTTTAHHH KKKENNNNNEEDDDYYY..................... KKKEENNNEDDDY **
Kennedys music is blaring out of the speakers as both Christian and Carlito face the entrance way but Kennedy has come from behind and he has steel chair is hand and Carlito receives a shot to the back sending him to the mat! Kennedy tries to nail Christian but Captain Charisma ducks out of the way but Kennedy spins around quickly and smashes Christian right in the face with the Steel Chair!
JR: Ken Kennedy has come out of nowhere and interrupted the Cabana!
King: He has taken out his opponents at Fully Loaded!
Vince: He took his time, I was getting bored!
Kennedy still has the chair in one hand as he bends over and picks the mic up and the fans are booing because they know what is coming.
Kennedy: MISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAHHHHHHHHHHH KENNNNNNNNNNNEDDDDDDYYY
Kennedy throws the mic down and smashes Carlito, who was getting back up to his feet in the head with the Steel Chair again. Kennedy picks the mic up again.
The mic gets thrown away and Christian receives a second chair shot and Kennedy slides out of the ring still with the steel chair in hand and he has a huge smile on his face as he drops the chair and heads up the rampway to boos from the crowd. Kennedy reaches the top of the rampway and he turns around and faces the crowd and he mimics Christian by kissing two fingers and pointing to the crowd before Kennedy leaves to a chorus of boos.