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    Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.
    Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

    If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

    Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

    Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.

    Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.
    #AustraliaisNOTreal
    A few days ago, a major conspiracy has been brought to light. Australia in fact is not a real place, and everything you know is a lie. Kangaroos? A lie. Vegemite? A lie. Oncall? A lie. HR? A lie. This is something I've been saying for years now. I'm glad this person had the courage to bring this up. They're on the level of Shaq and Kyrie Irving thinking the Earth is flat.

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    It's true.


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    Oh Raven, you went and dug under a boulder you shouldn't have dug under.

    We're going to go for a little drive you and I, you're going to get to see this great kangaroo farm, it's a big wide open space full of the friendliest kangaroos imaginable for you to play with, nothing bad or sinister is going to happen, you can trust an Australian.


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    But what about New Zealand?!

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    Raven don't go there, when people go against this they launch operation "dingo ate my baby"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iNCY View Post
    Raven don't go there, when people go against this they launch operation "dingo ate my baby"
    F#ck em! I once ate a dingo's baby..... and it was delicious.
    You call it a problem. I call it a solution.

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    I always suspected that I wasn't real.

    Wait.

    If I'm not real, then I suppose my suspicions aren't real either.

    Quote Originally Posted by Foos View Post
    But what about New Zealand?!
    New Zealand? Stop making more stuff up. I don't see any "New Zealand" on my maps.

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    Not sure if Australia is fake, but I have a feeling Ohio might be. Like seriously, who would want to live in Cleveland? No one would, proving it has to be fake.

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    Wait.

    If Incy, HR, Oncall and crew aren't real, who has been doing all this for years?

    Get the tinfoil hats ready, they'll be coming for our brains soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyRider View Post
    Wait.

    If Incy, HR, Oncall and crew aren't real, who has been doing all this for years?

    Get the tinfoil hats ready, they'll be coming for our brains soon.
    It was all apart of Trump's master plan all along. To troll a wrestling message board. We should have never popped for the Stunner at WrestleMania 23.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foos View Post
    But what about New Zealand?!
    Well of course New Zealand is real.

    Come on, man. We're trying to have a serious conversation here ...

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    For the record, the people in this thread are laughing AT you.


    Australia exists. You're just not well. Seek help!


    Tell this to your psychiatrist, I'm sure he'll diagnose you as "schizophrenic".


    You'll have to take meds that kill your sexual function for the rest of your life. But you can't be living in a fantasy land.


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    Default Re: Australia is a Lie

    I think there's one of these for Finland as well.

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    Yeah, but we all know Finland is a fake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyRider View Post
    Yeah, but we all know Finland is a fake.
    Well shit. I live in simulation then. I just read a news, that the big storm in Australia threw sharks on the land. It is not enough that they have snakes and spiders, but you aussies have flying sharks too. I have to visit someday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToxicAvenger View Post
    Well shit. I live in simulation then. I just read a news, that the big storm in Australia threw sharks on the land. It is not enough that they have snakes and spiders, but you aussies have flying sharks too. I have to visit someday.
    This was covered in the wonderful syfy documentary Sharknado. Although, typical American fashion, it took place in California ...

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    This is beautiful.



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    See what is interesting to me is that two "Australian" posters in HR and Oncall posted within four minutes of one another. To me, that is really concerning to me as a long time poster from the United States. The fact that the two accounts posted so quickly once the hashtag was brought here confirms that they are bots. Two others from this imaginary post tried to make their presence known as well. This is just sketchy to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    Not sure if Australia is fake, but I have a feeling Ohio might be. Like seriously, who would want to live in Cleveland? No one would, proving it has to be fake.
    My parents are from Ohio. I live in the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    This was covered in the wonderful syfy documentary Sharknado. Although, typical American fashion, it took place in California ...
    If anything isn't real, its California.
    You call it a problem. I call it a solution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ Wyoming View Post
    If anything isn't real, its California.
    Unfortunately, California the land mass is all too real (I used to live there), its just everyone on the coast that's fake. Fake noses, boobs, hair, tans etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentRodimal View Post
    its just everyone on the coast that's fake. Fake noses, boobs, hair, tans etc.
    ...

    I want to go to there ...

    Wait ... why are the tans fake? Is there not enough sun in Austrailia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    Not sure if Australia is fake, but I have a feeling Ohio might be. Like seriously, who would want to live in Cleveland? No one would, proving it has to be fake.
    Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

    But I've been to Toledo. I wish that place didn't exist. Dreadful place. Absolutely dreadful!
    You call it a problem. I call it a solution.

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    R&R HOF? That thing is about as legitimate as the WWE HOF.

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