Senator Blindy(Pompous and proud): Lets take a time machine all the way back to the time where virtues were at the forefront of it all! Where please and thank you were the first two words out of a common folks mouth. Lets take you back to PW Summerslam 2016! Roll the footage boys!
(Senator Blindy as a surprise entrant overwhelmingly outlasted the pack to become the Number One contender in massive applause)
And later that night.................................
(Blindy holding his 1st gold at PW capping off a magnificent night and one for the ages)
President Blindy(Realizing he made his VP look bad, looks at his partner Ness in the ring and says my bad off mic): My apologies to my right hand man for bringing up Summerslam but the point I am trying to get at is opportunity knocks for one of you! This belt right here, I took the bull the born and rammed it so hard into the next stratosphere that I to this day am still your undisputed Intercontinental champion! With a dream and some resiliency, anything can happen in this life folks which is where this open challenge comes in!
Many people don't get to live out their dreams, whether due to bad luck or to not getting a fair shake at life. The utopia that I have been formulating for some time now, I am a believe in such said promises. I want to see someone to through leaps and bounds to take what they think is there's. To take the glory, to take the valor that they covet most.
I am giving anybody, regardless of their standing in this federation or what accolades they have built a chance to fight for this prestigious belt and to go toe to toe with me. Yes a shot for this belt right here at PW Wrestlemania! But you must show not just my vice president and I, but to every man, woman and child sitting and watching today. That is why I want the polls open to all to vote!.................for one of the two participants to go toe to toe. Well the other we're choosing, you know we want to have good class and representation guaranteed in this.
(Fans boo at that!)
President Blindy(Bewildered at the boos): Let it be known that you can say whatever you want, you can butter The Cabinet up, you can pledge your allegiance, you can go on a crazy conspiracy theory on how I am ruining this company, you can hate my guts. Say what is on your mind, by my power to you all this is a free country we are living in.
I want the most qualified person to tango with me at Wrestlemania! No qualms that I played favorites or that I am ducking anybody. I want this Intercontinental fight to steal the show on this stage because this presidency is going to go down with the all time greats and I see this as an opportunity to etch out a everlasting legacy, one that most will be proud to read up for generations to come!
(Fans begin to boo after the ranting)
President Blindy: As for Oncall and RT, what will the excuses be once they get pinned by one of us once again? You could not defeat us when I was readying up for 3 other bouts throughout the night, what makes you think you can defeat us with my mind more deadset on defending these belts with my Vice President and right hand man? I am going to believer out of the both of you, this is why we gave you this fight and redemption chance at the belts. No more "The man is holding me down", no more "He didn't show up to this! He doesn't care". You guys gave a gallant fight at the Rumble but it just so happens you didn't have enough in the fuel tank to get the belts. I have this Intercontinental belt because I can dig deep inside and pull enough out to come out on top. That's called courage and called commitment right there folks.
President Blindy: And I will end this with a quote not by anyone else except.......me: Opportunity only comes knocking every so often folks, may the best men and/or women step on up and take a shot at your president!