Hey, everyone, this is Mad Dog Smith here. And I wanted to let ya'll know that on Saturday the 18th, at the newly renovated MMA arena, I'll be taking on Mistress at Boys & Girls in America.
You know, I've done some pretty bad things in my day. I was a member of the mWo for the sake of Christ. But I've never seen any thing more disgusting than what I saw in the bowels of the old MMA Arena.
There I was with my brothers Chaos Kid and Dragonstorm. And we were snaking drains, man. We washing God's Knows What off the walls. I never knew it was possible to make an arena so dirty.
And who wasn't there? Who wasn't there to break up the hobo orgy on the second floor balcony?
(BTW, anyone with a balcony seat should be careful, there was a hobo orgy up there. We think we got it all but can't be sure.)
Who wasn't there? I'll tell you who wasn't there. Mistress wasn't there! My opponent wasn't there!
Mistress! This Saturday you may be getting a paycheck from MMA. A Pay check you didn't earn because you didn't scrub those walls, you didn't snake those toilets or participate in dos Hawd Times!
I'm talking about Hawd Times at the MMA arena!
But that check is all your gonna earn at the MMA arena, Mistress! Because I vow to roll you up and pin you in record time! I'm gonna set a record that's gonna last a long, long while!
Because I'm not just wrestling for myself! I'm wrestling for every member of Team Technico that had to throw away his favorite pair of sneakers because they were all covered in shit!
That's this Saturday! At the MMA arena!
PS, I will be wearing my tie dye tights against mistress. And Yes, there will be a wardrobe change at the Trios Cibernetico! Of course!