Last year's Rumble Team MANSPREADING made a clean sweep and the President's Cabinet is looking to do the same. But it might be tough to win the Rumble because of me. I have to apologize to the President. It's true... this is my doing. Seems I can never truly vanquish foes for long. Lony bypassed his banning by making nice with the Authority. Emperor is still hanging out backstage despite being DELETED and now the deceased Nobi returns from the grave.
Seems a potential Junior title shot will not be taking place for me at the event. How convenient. And to make matters worse Lony is coming in at #30 for some reason. Some might see that as a win for the campaign since he's a supporter of the President. Well, there's a reason I'm the Vice. I got the President's back and he's too forgiving. Not me. I trust, but verify. Lony revealed a Team MANSPREADING shirt in a previous event and has been more friend than foe in the coming months. And yet part of me can't help but wonder if this is the closing moments of the long con. Finally able to extract revenge. It's always gonna be in the back of my mind. But if he can do what milopo did for me last year for the President... maybe I'll believe he's on board.
I had a goal of making sure I or Blindy wins the Rumble. No more. After the actions of Nobi my goal is to make sure the President challenges Aaron and to stop the senseless violence once and for all. Say what you want about me, but I've never done something so vile. To take Ajleeguy's face and peel it off and wear as a mask... that is unforgivable. You've made a permanent enemy out of me Nobi. If it's a match at PW WM you want, well you didn't have to attack us from within. All you had to do was ask. Be careful what you wish for Mr. Mushashi because I'm gonna be eyeing you like a feminist eyes a Little Debbie snackcake.
Now that I know you're here and you aren't hiding behind ajleeguy's boyish good looks it won't be easy getting the jump on me. Since "losing" the IC Championship the title has ceased to be what it was in the past. I made it the hardcore title. The President hasn't been getting his hands tainted in that regard. But you and me... we aren't so squeamish. So if you want a match than lets make it Extreme. Hell, I'll let you pick the stip. Wanna do it in the Pit? Scaffold above a ring full of HIV-filled syringes? Loser has to review Jake's latest Fan Fic? I can take whatever pain you're willing to dish out. Nobody gets in the way of progress!