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    Default Impact Zone Names (A Forum Game)

    Maybe we could try and get this forum game going. Maybe not. Let's find out.

    As a wrestling fan, I've always been fascinated by the potential of Impact Zone Names. You know what I mean, right?

    "That's Christian Cage! What's Christian Cage doing in the Impact Zone?"

    "That's Brother Ray and Brother Devon! What's Brother Ray and Brother Devon doing in the Impact Zone?"

    Sure, Impact Zone Names can make a wrestling promotion seem second rate. But dammit, they're fun.

    So here are the rules. I'm going to pick a wrestler making his debut in the Impact Zone.

    Today it's Mark Henry. The World's Strongest Man. Sexual Chocolate.

    And for twenty four hours we're all going to come up with the very best Impact Zone name we can for Mr. Henry.

    Whoever the consensus winner is, he or she will pick the new wrestler.

    Let's say, tomorrow at midnight, we'll all chose a winner.

    And remember, for best results, answer in the form of a question. For example:

    "What's Horny Coco doing in the Impact Zone!?"

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    They'd probably just call him Mark Henry, since that's his real name...

    But anyway:

    "What's Marcus Hank doing in the Impact Zone?"

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    "I don't believe it! It's Henry Mark! What's he doing in the Zone of Impact?"

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    "Oh My God, it's Mark Henry! And we can use his full name because it's actually his real name and not a WWE gimmick! My god!"

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    "What's D-Lo's Emergency Contact Doing in the Impact Zone!?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    They'd probably just call him Mark Henry, since that's his real name...

    But anyway:

    "What's Marcus Hank doing in the Impact Zone?"
    That's a good one.

    Anyway, what would the fun be in that? I'll laugh my ass off if they ever have to Impact Zone Name AJ Styles.

    Haha, others people's misfortune ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor View Post
    "I don't believe it! It's Henry Mark! What's he doing in the Zone of Impact?"
    God, yes. By all means do the commentary as well guys. Extra points for Tenay and West.

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    "What's "Hot Cocoa," Mark Henry doing in the Impact Zone?"

    Still My Champ
    Thanks, surrender.

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    Playing with the Sexual Chocolate Character here ... still the best version of Mark Henry in my opinion ...

    "What's Frisky Fudge doing in the Impact Zone?"

    "What's Black Coffee doing in the IMpact Zone?"

    "What's Hot Coffee doing in the Impact Zone?"

    "What's Chocolate Moose doing in the Impact Zone?"

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    "What's Marcus Alexander Henderson doing in the Impact Zone?"

    ...

    (Yeah, that's a bad one. I dont' think anyone is gonna get the Buff Bagwell reference. Also, it's a really weak reference. )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    "What's Marcus Alexander Henderson doing in the Impact Zone?"

    ...

    (Yeah, that's a bad one. I dont' think anyone is gonna get the Buff Bagwell reference. Also, it's a really weak reference. )
    Or how about Buff Henderson. You know, like Biff Henderson? The long time stage manager for David Letterman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CM Punk'd View Post
    Or how about Buff Henderson. You know, like Biff Henderson? The long time stage manager for David Letterman.
    Can't go wrong with a Letterman Reference.

    As I type this, I"m not wearing any pants.

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    Alright, I'm picking the Next one.

    Sasha Banks.

    "Do you know who that is? That's Boss Bitch! What's Boss Bitch doing in the impact zone!?"

    (Just an excuse to encourage everybody to look up #BossBitchFacts on the internet. You all owe it to yourself.)

    PM me your suggestions guys, I'll use one tomorrow. Any wrestler, even if they've already appeared in TNA.

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    What's Big Bubba Brickowski doing in the Wallop Area?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sea Slug View Post
    What's Big Bubba Brickowski doing in the Wallop Area?!
    I don't know how to judge this one.

    It fails miserably as a Sasha Banks name but absolutely nails it for literally anyone else ...
    Last edited by Mad Dog Smith; 02-24-2017 at 07:27 PM.

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    "ErmerGERD! What's Ivanka Credit Union Doing in the Impa-

    This one's hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    I don't know how to judge this one.

    It fails miserably as a Sasha Banks name but absolutely nails it for literally anyone else ...
    Sorry, I was still on Mark Henry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sea Slug View Post
    Sorry, I was still on Mark Henry.
    Oh, ten arbitrary points then.

    "What's Nurse Ratchet Doing in the Impact Zone!?"

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    What is "The Legitness" Tasha Binks doing in the Impact Zone?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    What is "The Legitness" Tasha Binks doing in the Impact Zone?"
    For a reason I don't understand myself, I love the name Tasha Binks so I'm giving Leper this round.

    Leper, post the next wrestler you wanna do this with and we'll use that one tomorrow.

    Today it's Big Show.

    ...

    *cough, cough ... clearing throat.

    "Hey, What's Humungous Presentation doing in the Impact Zone?"

    Apparently these get harder. I'm hoping somebody else could crack this.

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    Weeellll....well it's the big bloke!

    "Holy Shania Twain! I never thought I'd see this day!"

    "The Big Bloke has arrived at the Impact Zone!"

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    This might be the only man who can handle all three guys in the ring: Colosso!
    If all of mankind minus one were of of one opinion, and only one person of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor View Post
    Weeellll....well it's the big bloke!

    "Holy Shania Twain! I never thought I'd see this day!"

    "The Big Bloke has arrived at the Impact Zone!"
    I don't know what's funnier, the name or dietifiying Shania Twain.


    What's Captain Insano doing in the Impact Zone!?"

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    What is the Big Wight Bastard doing in the Impact Zone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    What is the Big Wight Bastard doing in the Impact Zone?
    Take note here, class. See the real last name? See the multiple levels this name works on? he's Caucasian? He's Big? Bastard is often used as a term of endearment?

    That's advanced Impact Zone name game.

    Leper's really good at this.

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