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    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    I love the part where Zandig is basically screaming about the reprehensible acts committed by the heels. He demands justice due to the mistreatment of the Wifebeater. LMAO.

    Damn the people that would treat the Wifebeater with anything but the upmost respect he deserves!

    Imagine if a non-wrestling fan ran along that promo. What would be running through their mind.
    Haha, yeah. Wife beater might be one of the better wrestling names I've ever heard.

    It's not a good wrestling name unless it scares away the main stream audiance ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    Haha, yeah. Wife beater might be one of the better wrestling names I've ever heard.

    It's not a good wrestling name unless it scares away the main stream audiance ...
    If he doesn't beat his wife, then at least he fights a man by using a weed whacker on them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    If he doesn't beat his wife, then at least he fights a man by using a weed whacker on them.

    Holy cow, that guy got hit with a weed wacker.

    Hum ...I saw the after picture? Did it scar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    Holy cow, that guy got hit with a weed wacker.

    Hum ...I saw the after picture? Did it scar?
    Yeah, it left some welts, but not sure about scarring. The weed whacker shot has been used occasionally since then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    Yeah, it left some welts, but not sure about scarring. The weed whacker shot has been used occasionally since then.
    You see ... this is why I never went to wrestling school.

    I wouldn't even be worried about the pain. It's the scarring that would bother me.

    My Face = The Money.

    That's where the money comes from ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    Holy cow, that guy got hit with a weed wacker.

    Hum ...I saw the after picture? Did it scar?
    No what worries me after a shot with the Weed Whacker isn't pain or scarring, its no money. Seriously, what did he make for that match? A hundred bucks for that kind of ridiculous abuse. Then you have to worry about infections from that disgusting mat. Nope, call me a pussy, but I'm just not down for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    No what worries me after a shot with the Weed Whacker isn't pain or scarring, its no money. Seriously, what did he make for that match? A hundred bucks for that kind of ridiculous abuse. Then you have to worry about infections from that disgusting mat. Nope, call me a pussy, but I'm just not down for that.
    You're not a pussy you just have something to live for ... haha.

    I tell you what though, props. I wouldn't have done it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    You're not a pussy you just have something to live for ... haha.

    I tell you what though, props. I wouldn't have done it.
    Nick Mondo really cut his career short doing the death matches, mostly spots like going off the roof of the building (20 ft drop), and what not. He was a really talented wrestler, but I think he didn't want to cripple himself with the violent stuff (since regular wrestling already tears up the body), and got out of it fast.

    He did reappear in CZW many years later, at Cage if Death 15, which was an appearance to tie together a story (hence DJ Hyde being a better Booker, IMO).

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    Pope: What is "Hard Night" Neidhart doing here in the Impact Zone?

    Josh: It's pretty obvious Burt Harth is reforming his stable from 1997, with all of his deceased friends and family. It's why Aaron Harth, D.B. Smith, Ryan Billman, and now Neidhart have all shown up here in the Impact Zone!

    Pope: Neidhart's not dead though.

    *Josh speaks to management*

    Josh: Hey, turns out Neidhart is still alive...No! Why do you think we need to kill him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    Pope: What is "Hard Night" Neidhart doing here in the Impact Zone?

    Josh: It's pretty obvious Burt Harth is reforming his stable from 1997, with all of his deceased friends and family. It's why Aaron Harth, D.B. Smith, Ryan Billman, and now Neidhart have all shown up here in the Impact Zone!

    Pope: Neidhart's not dead though.

    *Josh speaks to management*

    Josh: Hey, turns out Neidhart is still alive...No! Why do you think we need to kill him?
    But what's this!? Who are all those guys, Tazz!? Why, it's the only group that could ever beat the Hearth Foundation.

    I'm talking about the Klickity Klack! The Klack knows just enough about office politics and selling merch to take on any critically acclaimed stable!

    I'm talking about The Truck Stop Lover, Big Daddy Kool-Mint! The "Bad Hombre" Gillette Raymando! The 1-2-3 Crack Head! And the prettiest dude in the business, Mr. In Your HOuse, Mawn Shicheals!

    "I wanna touch Mawn Shichaels Jacket, Tenay!"

    "Don't Tazz! After all that trouble you got me in last time!"

    "I just wanna touch it, Tenay!"

    "No, Tazz! Not with a fella like Curley running around! Damn, that Curly's gonna be trouble! Hey! You remember where to meet me if you get in trouble again, Tazz!? That place where nobody knows about?"

    "The TNA house show, Tenay!?'

    "That's right, Tazz, Good! Nobody would think to look there!"

    "Tell me about the rabbit, Tenay ...".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    But what's this!? Who are all those guys, Tazz!? Why, it's the only group that could ever beat the Hearth Foundation.

    I'm talking about the Klickity Klack! The Klack knows just enough about office politics and selling merch to take on any critically acclaimed stable!

    I'm talking about The Truck Stop Lover, Big Daddy Kool-Mint! The "Bad Hombre" Gillette Raymando! The 1-2-3 Crack Head! And the prettiest dude in the business, Mr. In Your HOuse, Mawn Shicheals!

    "I wanna touch Mawn Shichaels Jacket, Tenay!"

    "Don't Tazz! After all that trouble you got me in last time!"

    "I just wanna touch it, Tenay!"

    "No, Tazz! Not with a fella like Curley running around! Damn, that Curly's gonna be trouble! Hey! You remember where to meet me if you get in trouble again, Tazz!? That place where nobody knows about?"

    "The TNA house show, Tenay!?'

    "That's right, Tazz, Good! Nobody would think to look there!"

    "Tell me about the rabbit, Tenay ...".

    Truck Stop Lover....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    But what's this!? Who are all those guys, Tazz!? Why, it's the only group that could ever beat the Hearth Foundation.

    I'm talking about the Klickity Klack! The Klack knows just enough about office politics and selling merch to take on any critically acclaimed stable!

    I'm talking about The Truck Stop Lover, Big Daddy Kool-Mint! The "Bad Hombre" Gillette Raymando! The 1-2-3 Crack Head! And the prettiest dude in the business, Mr. In Your HOuse, Mawn Shicheals!

    "I wanna touch Mawn Shichaels Jacket, Tenay!"

    "Don't Tazz! After all that trouble you got me in last time!"

    "I just wanna touch it, Tenay!"

    "No, Tazz! Not with a fella like Curley running around! Damn, that Curly's gonna be trouble! Hey! You remember where to meet me if you get in trouble again, Tazz!? That place where nobody knows about?"

    "The TNA house show, Tenay!?'

    "That's right, Tazz, Good! Nobody would think to look there!"

    "Tell me about the rabbit, Tenay ...".
    Only one way to settle this...Lethal Lockdown!

    On a side note, I have to thank TNA for eventually doing a War Games match and having the faces win the coin toss. I always wonder why WCW, and no one else, ever did (turns out, you really need the heel team to win the advantage, to make the match flow correctly). Still, makes no sense to say the advantage goes to the winner of a coin toss, when it has to be the heel team, and odds say they can't when every coin toss.

    I'm kinda rambling.

    Josh: What is the Mummy doing here in the Impact Zone?

    Pope: It's not Mummy, it's "Mum-may!". You gotta draw it out like Schiovane would have.

    Josh: And the Mum-may!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    Maybe we could try and get this forum game going. Maybe not. Let's find out.

    As a wrestling fan, I've always been fascinated by the potential of Impact Zone Names. You know what I mean, right?

    "That's Christian Cage! What's Christian Cage doing in the Impact Zone?"

    "That's Brother Ray and Brother Devon! What's Brother Ray and Brother Devon doing in the Impact Zone?"

    Sure, Impact Zone Names can make a wrestling promotion seem second rate. But dammit, they're fun.

    So here are the rules. I'm going to pick a wrestler making his debut in the Impact Zone.

    Today it's Mark Henry. The World's Strongest Man. Sexual Chocolate.

    And for twenty four hours we're all going to come up with the very best Impact Zone name we can for Mr. Henry.

    Whoever the consensus winner is, he or she will pick the new wrestler.

    Let's say, tomorrow at midnight, we'll all chose a winner.

    And remember, for best results, answer in the form of a question. For example:

    "What's Horny Coco doing in the Impact Zone!?"

    Well it looks like this thread may have come to an end. I've gotten a lot of good laughs from this thread. I'd like to give the Mad Dog a big "thumbs up" shout out along with the more traditional but boring "thank you" for being the genius behind the madness. All good things must come to an end and as an immortal sword wielding nut job once said, "Its better to burn out, than to fade away!" Whoever pm's me the source of that quote will win a NEW CAR(in theory only)!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    Well it looks like this thread may have come to an end. I've gotten a lot of good laughs from this thread. I'd like to give the Mad Dog a big "thumbs up" shout out along with the more traditional but boring "thank you" for being the genius behind the madness. All good things must come to an end and as an immortal sword wielding nut job once said, "Its better to burn out, than to fade away!" Whoever pm's me the source of that quote will win a NEW CAR(in theory only)!!!!
    It's not my intention to stop doing it. I've just been slammed at work.

    But I was thinking about keeping this thread alive in a more sustained kind of way.

    I was thinking, we'd let the name run for a week, giving us all more time to come up with something.

    But I also consider this a community effort so if anyone else wants to chime in with ideas or wants to take over, I say go for it.

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    Alright, guys.

    Let's go back to where it all began.

    For one whole week we're gonna brain storm on ... Mark Henry.

    In the past I reckon I'm the guy to beat here. Horny Coco? Unbeatable.

    Don't like that one, then I'm gonna go right ahead and hit you up with Frisky Fudge.

    Good luck, guys. FOr one whole week you got your work cut out for you ...

    ***

    What's Mack Hendry doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    "Bah, God, King! Do you know who that is!?"

    "Man, it's so weird that we're calling IMpact now ... I just can't get over it!"

    "That's right, King! It's Sexy Soufflé ! Sexy Souffle is in the Impact Zone! Damn, him! Damn him to hell! He's too sexy! Even my own Heterosexuality is no match for Dat Ass, King!"

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    Pope: What is Marcus Kong doing here in the Impact Zone?

    Josh: Don't Tell me someone is going to kill him. We already have enough deceased wrestlers on the roster, plus Harambe is still fresh in our minds.

    Pope: They won't, but if he does get injured, TNA will run the Twitter hashtag of "TitsOutForKong".

    Josh: Tits out? That might bring in ratings.

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    What's Tig Bitties Henry doing in the Impact Zone!?

    Don't know, Mike, but those milkshakes are bringing ALL the boys to the yard ...

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