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    What's White Flash Funk doing in the impaCt zoNe?!

    I don't know, but he's pretty fly for an old decrepid white guy.
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    Let's give this one to @Leper Mesiah for his word play.

    Now we're gonna go with @Who Cares 's pick. I'm talking about Vinny Mac. Vince McMahon!

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    "What's the very definition of everything wrong with Capitalism doing in the Impact Zone!?"

    "HOly Shit, Mike! He finally bought it! He finally bought it!"

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    HOLY SHIT!!! What's Vinman Kennedy doing in the Impact Zone?!

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    What's Vance McManus doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    What's Vin McMoon doing in the impact zone? And why is he in the ring mooning everyone?
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    Cobain I have respect for because he does have great mind when it comes to wrestling
    WOOOOOOOO!

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    What's Kennedy Anderson Meekman doing in the iMpact zOne!?
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    Tenay: The legend is finally here! He is like that grime that grows under the lip of the toilet that is hard to get rid of.
    Don: Yep, and he isn't alone. He has brought his whole family.
    Tenay: That's right! Here is Old Funk himself with his brothers Dory, Jimmy Jack and Flash Funk.
    Don: Must be some kind of brotherly disagreement as Old Funk keeps pushing Flash away from the group.
    Tenay: Yep, but Flash just keeps coming back for more. Dory stick up for your little brother Flash!


    Oh shit, Im like a day late.
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    "Here he is! The mystery shareholder of Impact Wrestling. He's come out of the shadows to be the public face of the company, and bring it to astronomical new heights!"

    "My notes tell me that this is Arthur Carter, the long lost uncle of Dixie Carter!"

    "Whooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

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    Tenay: Is that, NOOOOOO!The last time this guy appeared on a show I was on I lost my job! Fuck it. I'm not gonna even say his name.
    Don: This is huge. This is like Jerry Seinfeld walking into Monica and Rachel's apartment or JR Ewing visiting the Carrington Mansion!
    Tenay: Or some asshole from up North showing up on the big screen at a WCW show!
    Don: Yep, that one also! The nameless asshole from up north is in the Impact Zone!
    Tenaycrying)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor View Post
    "Here he is! The mystery shareholder of Impact Wrestling. He's come out of the shadows to be the public face of the company, and bring it to astronomical new heights!"

    "My notes tell me that this is Arthur Carter, the long lost uncle of Dixie Carter!"

    "Whooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
    Emp wins not only for the name but for that awesome booking. Lord Emp, get back to me.

    Now let's do Leper's pick ... Edge ....

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    Wha'ts the Advantage Doing isn't he Impact Zone, DOn!?

    I don't know, Mike but careful! I just got bit by a fucking vampire!

    ***

    What's the Border doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's the Boundary doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's the Fringe doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Dooche Dracula doing in the IMpact Zone, Mike!?

    Living in an alternative lifestyle, Don!

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    Pope: What is "Broken" Adam Copeland doing here in the Impact Zone?

    Josh: Creative is aware that Matt and Adam are on good terms now, so giving his old gimmick to Adam won't upset Matt, right?

    Pope: Oh, this gimmick is a reference to Adam having a broken neck, not Matt's thing.

    Josh: His hair is the same.

    Pope: No it's not. Matt had dark brown with a bleached streak. Adam has dirty blonde with a brunette streak.

    Josh: He's acting confused.

    Pope: No, he just has bout of amnesia, caused by his injury.

    Josh: Like Matt's gimmick?

    Pope: No, they aren't the same.

    Josh: If you say so.

    Pope: They aren't.

    *whispers to Josh* "play along or management will fire us.

    Josh:... Well, maybe they aren't the same gimmick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    Pope: What is "Broken" Adam Copeland doing here in the Impact Zone?

    Josh: Creative is aware that Matt and Adam are on good terms now, so giving his old gimmick to Adam won't upset Matt, right?

    Pope: Oh, this gimmick is a reference to Adam having a broken neck, not Matt's thing.

    Josh: His hair is the same.

    Pope: No it's not. Matt had dark brown with a bleached streak. Adam has dirty blonde with a brunette streak.

    Josh: He's acting confused.

    Pope: No, he just has bout of amnesia, caused by his injury.

    Josh: Like Matt's gimmick?

    Pope: No, they aren't the same.

    Josh: If you say so.

    Pope: They aren't.

    *whispers to Josh* "play along or management will fire us.

    Josh:... Well, maybe they aren't the same gimmick.
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    What's the rated G stupid star Hedge doing in the impact zone?

    All the little Hedgehogs love him.
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    Don: Hey Tenay, I got a question for you. Do you think you know me?
    Tenay: What are you talking about?
    Don: Do you think you know me?
    Tenay: Whatever, look at who just walked into the Impact Zone? Its the Rated NR Superstar. Wedge is here!
    Don: Rated NR? What does that mean?
    Tenay: That means he could be a family friendly foreign film or some of that snuff pornography you like so much Don.
    Don: Hey now, you promised to keep that under wraps. Why do they call him Wedge?
    Tenay: Because he is walking like something was shoved up his ass.
    Don: I guess JBL ran into Mr. Copeland in the showers after the news broke he signed with TNA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    Don: Hey Tenay, I got a question for you. Do you think you know me?
    Tenay: What are you talking about?
    Don: Do you think you know me?
    Tenay: Whatever, look at who just walked into the Impact Zone? Its the Rated NR Superstar. Wedge is here!
    Don: Rated NR? What does that mean?
    Tenay: That means he could be a family friendly foreign film or some of that snuff pornography you like so much Don.
    Don: Hey now, you promised to keep that under wraps. Why do they call him Wedge?
    Tenay: Because he is walking like something was shoved up his ass.
    Don: I guess JBL ran into Mr. Copeland in the showers after the news broke he signed with TNA!
    I hear the Serbian film was based on one of Don West's bedtime stories.

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    what's Adam "Can't turn his head too much" Copeland! He's in the Impact Zone!"

    "Shit, Tazz, you hate to see those locker room nicknames follow a guy to the big leagues ...".

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    Let's go with @bischoffs brain again because I like NR superstar and I also like anything remotely, however remotely, referencing the Star Wars franchise.

    Also let's do another BB pick, Arn Anderson!

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    Andy Arnold doing in the Impact Zone!?

    "He's literally here to wrestle, Mike. That's it! Don't give him a mic, don't follow him around! Just watch him wrestle and leave it well enough alone."

    "Cool."

    "And dont let him hang around that Ric Flair. Bad influence."

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    Josh: What is Tourette's Guy doing here in the Impact Zone?

    Pope: That's not Tourette's Guy. We're past the days of Dixie bringing in random reality stars and YouTube people. Actually, that's an old friend of Ric Flair. It's​ Southpaw Sammy!

    Josh: Right. Sometimes I forget Dixie is gone. She would have probably brought in Tourette's Guy.

    Pope: Or she'd have brought in Pew Die Pie.
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    What's Armstrong Anderson doing in the Impact Zone!?

    Hoping his tag partner Sully Lampard doesn't fuck up his tag team deal, Pope.

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    Tenay: Oh Boy! Here comes a Hall of Famer! A former Horseman! He appears to be running from something!
    Don: He is running from the shadow of Ric Flair! It's N..Double B..H, its Nature Boy's Bell Hop live in the impact zone!

    I couldn't help myself. I really do like Arn Anderson.

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    What's Arnold Alkiefather doing at the Impact Bar!?
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    Arn Anderson wasn't our best round. It's cool. If there's anything I've learned from Impact Wrestling, it's that if you keep trying, it doesn't matter how much shit content you put out. Eventually you'll get a few hits here and there.

    Like, literally, it doesn't matter how bad you do. It could be A LOT WORSE!

    Let's do Emperor's Y2J.

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    What's the Pickle Loving Dill Seeker doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    A wrestler comes out from the back, wearing tights, kneepads, and boots. He is also wearing a lot of paper. Sheets and sheets of paper are taped to his body from neck to ankle.

    "Wow! I've never seen anything quite like this before!"

    "That says a lot coming from Tenay. He was around to watch the very first wrestling promotion, Caveman Wrestling!"

    "Oh be quiet, Josh. The newest member of our roster is known only as "The Lister"".

    The Lister grabs a microphone and enters the ring.

    "Ohh yeaaahhh, I'm here, baby! I am The Lister, and in a few moments time, you will all be listaholics! Read the lists, maaaannn!"

    After some more preamble, The Lister tears a list from his left forearm. After dismissing it as the wrong list, he tears one from his left bicep.

    "Yes, this is the list I wanted to read to you all! The debut list of The Lister! It is titled "The list of wrestlers who suck in TNA"! Ken Shamrock, Ron Killings, Jeff Jarrett..."

    It soon becomes clear that The Lister is naming all the wrestlers who joined TNA after leaving the WWE. Commercial break.

    Return from commercial.

    "...Matt Hardy, Drew McIntyre. And last, but not least, your current Impact Wrestling Heavyweight Champion: Bobby Lashley! He sucks the most of all! And I'm going to beat him!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor View Post
    A wrestler comes out from the back, wearing tights, kneepads, and boots. He is also wearing a lot of paper. Sheets and sheets of paper are taped to his body from neck to ankle.

    "Wow! I've never seen anything quite like this before!"

    "That says a lot coming from Tenay. He was around to watch the very first wrestling promotion, Caveman Wrestling!"

    "Oh be quiet, Josh. The newest member of our roster is known only as "The Lister"".

    The Lister grabs a microphone and enters the ring.

    "Ohh yeaaahhh, I'm here, baby! I am The Lister, and in a few moments time, you will all be listaholics! Read the lists, maaaannn!"

    After some more preamble, The Lister tears a list from his left forearm. After dismissing it as the wrong list, he tears one from his left bicep.

    "Yes, this is the list I wanted to read to you all! The debut list of The Lister! It is titled "The list of wrestlers who suck in TNA"! Ken Shamrock, Ron Killings, Jeff Jarrett..."

    It soon becomes clear that The Lister is naming all the wrestlers who joined TNA after leaving the WWE. Commercial break.

    Return from commercial.

    "...Matt Hardy, Drew McIntyre. And last, but not least, your current Impact Wrestling Heavyweight Champion: Bobby Lashley! He sucks the most of all! And I'm going to beat him!"
    This was mean but ...
    I'm just glad somebody else thinks Drew McIntyre sucks.

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    What is "the best thing to come from Canada since poutine", Chris "The Hitman" Lionheart doing here in the Impact Zone?


    Sadly, this is the best I can come up with for Jericho. Hopefully, I squaked out a base hit, and the others are hitting home runs this inning.

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