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    Tenay: Look at the fans go nuts. The hottest free agent in wrestling is here.!
    Don: Ryback is here! Feed him More! Feed him more!
    Tenay: Not Ryback..its the original "Pipebomb Trasnsportation Captain" himself, Fans I give you......C.D. Junk
    Don: C.D. Junk? Like Seedy Junk. He knick named himself after the merchandise in the TNA store?
    Tenay: Oh wait. Maybe its C.D. Hunk. I'm having a hard time reading my copy because you spilled beer on it Don.
    Don: Seedy Hunk. Like he is a playboy that will steal a girl's purse after sleeping with her?
    Tenay: Doesn't seem to fit in with that whole straight edge thing.
    Don: Maybe he started hitting the bottle after that whole UFC headache.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KashDinero View Post
    What's MC Rap doing in the impacT zonE!?
    I'm going with Kash on this one, Kash, get back to me.

    Now let's see ... let's do ...

    Abyss ... who can no longer use his name in TNA for ... reasons ...

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    What's Canyon doing in the Impact Zone?

    What's the Monster Doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Bulk Hogan doing in the IMpact zone!?

    What's Mankind Jr. Doing in the IMpact Zone!?

    What's the Tormented doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    What's Da Void doing in Da Nether Region of Da Impact Zone!?

    What's Larry Labyrinth doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Brett "Bottomless" Pitt doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Chris Chasm doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Gorge George doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    Gorge George made me shiver for some reason ...

    Ah, let's see ...

    "What's A Bitch doing in the Impact Zone!?"

    "I don't know Tenay, but the Reverend James Mitchel is hitting him with a whip and calling him a "Sexxy Maggot!"

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    Josh: What is " Impact Ratings" Joseph Park doing here?

    Pope: Impact Ratings?

    Josh: Yeah, because the ratings for our show are falling into a bottomless pit.

    Pope: ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    Josh: What is " Impact Ratings" Joseph Park doing here?

    Pope: Impact Ratings?

    Josh: Yeah, because the ratings for our show are falling into a bottomless pit.

    Pope: ......
    Damn this is a good one. This one wins. I'm voting this one. Leper, get back to me.

    Haha, Impact Ratings !!!

    Ah, man.

    That's -that's-

    ...

    Kash said we're doing the Bushwackers.

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    "Oh, my God, JOsh! It's Dem Boys! The Deliverence Brothers! What are the Deliverence Brothers doing in the Impact Zones!?"

    "Nah, Nah, Pope, those are the Cockwackers! The Cockwackers are invading the Impact Zone and they sure are walking funny!"

    "Nah, actually now that I think about it, Josh, I think it's the Sheepfuckers. What are the Sheepfuckers doing in the IMpact Zone!?"

    "Well, they were in the WWE once so I guess they're here to win the Tag champsionhip and one of our bizarre midcard titles each ...".

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    Don: Here they come Tenay. Its Alzheimer and Dementia. Its the Osteoporosis Whackers.
    Tenay: Yeah Don. Don't be so negative. Look how funny that walk is. The way their arms go up and down. Its almost hypnotic.
    Don: Tenay, you must be losing your fucking mind.

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    Josh: What are the Goat Herders doing in the Impact Zone? All the way from Australia!

    Pope: They're actually from New Zealand.

    Josh: What's the difference?

    Pope:... I really don't know...Oh, kiwis! I think kiwis grow in New Zealand.

    Josh: Name change! What are the Kiwi Farmers doing here in the Impact Zone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    Josh: What are the Goat Herders doing in the Impact Zone? All the way from Australia!

    Pope: They're actually from New Zealand.

    Josh: What's the difference?

    Pope:... I really don't know...Oh, kiwis! I think kiwis grow in New Zealand.

    Josh: Name change! What are the Kiwi Farmers doing here in the Impact Zone?
    No, Josh! you can't change names on the fly! The graphics department will KILL you!

    Fuck! We're gonna be on Botchamania again.

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    It's Tartar and Plaque!! What's The Facelickers doing in the Sardine Zone!?

    Whoaaa!!! Yeaahhhh!!

    ...

    Nah.
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    Don: Its Shrimp and Barbie! Right here in the Impact Zone from New Zealand mate!
    Tenay: Its Fish and Chips! Making their debut.
    Don: C'mon Tenay don't be stupid,fish and chips is an Irish thing. Just because New Zealand is part of the UK doesn't mean they like fish and chips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    Josh: What are the Goat Herders doing in the Impact Zone? All the way from Australia!

    Pope: They're actually from New Zealand.

    Josh: What's the difference?

    Pope:... I really don't know...Oh, kiwis! I think kiwis grow in New Zealand.

    Josh: Name change! What are the Kiwi Farmers doing here in the Impact Zone?
    Let's go with the Goat Herders because ... that's an awesome job.

    I mean, nobody would know what to say or ask if you told them that or know what to do or say if they saw you doing it. Herding Goats, homeboys!

    Keep it Brockmire.

    ***

    Let's do Kash's other pic, Rob! Van! Dam!

    ***

    "Oh My God! You know that is Tazz!?"

    "Of course Tenay! I have personal history with this man! That's Jean! Claude! Vin! Diesel!"

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    Josh: *sniffs* What's that smell?

    Pope: Oh, it must be 4:20 some where, because here comes the man of high flying and high times... it's Robert VanDer Bong!!!!

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    Tenay: Look at the image on the big screen its that oh-so-tantalizing green leaf and it can only mean one thing. Rob "smoke up the Van, that is some good shit,Damn" is in the Impact Zone!
    Don: You know,earlier today,I had a chance to talk to Rob out back behind the dumpsters for awhile, earlier today you know, about what he wants to accomplish in TNA and the meaning his life as TAN champ will have on the universe as ,like, as a whole, you know earlier in the noon after lunch and....
    Tenay: Don, You're rambling!
    Don: alright, maaaan, you're killing my vibe dude. You see my aura Mike, right now its a nice soft yellow glow. But if you keep fuckin with me then it will start to turn..
    Tenay: Someone cut Don's mic!
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    Pope: "Oh my, daddy! It can't be! Mr. Thursday Evening Harvey Dee is in the Impact Zone!"

    Josh: "Harvey Dee? Wow... Impact Wrestling's creative team must have been up all night coming up with that one..."

    JB: "Well, it's better than the first name they came up with: Rod Von Dong..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    Pope: "Oh my, daddy! It can't be! Mr. Thursday Evening Harvey Dee is in the Impact Zone!"

    Josh: "Harvey Dee? Wow... Impact Wrestling's creative team must have been up all night coming up with that one..."

    JB: "Well, it's better than the first name they came up with: Rod Von Dong..."
    Alright, unless there's another vote, WhoCares wins with Har-vey-Dee. If you do vote for someone else, post it here.

    Who Cares, Dubya C, PM your next wrestler or wrestling personality.

    Right now we're doing Leper's pick. Bret Hart. This should be a good one.

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    "It's the Mercenary! What's the Mercenary doing in the Impact Zone!?"

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    Josh: What us Burt "The Assassin" Harth doing here in the Impact Zone?

    Pope: That ones way close to his real name. Why didn't creative just call him Bret Hart? It's not like his name can be copyrighted.

    Josh: Creative wanted​ a name to copyright themselves.

    Pope: I doubt he'll go by that name anywhere else.

    Josh: They've also copyrighted Aaron Harth for his brother, in case he signs with us.

    Pope: Does creative not know that his brother can't sign, for obvious reasons?

    Josh: They probably don't. I doubt anyone in creative has watched wrestling after 1995.

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    Don: What's going on. What is that ear piercing screaming and crying. Did someone's kid get a hold of a live mic backstage?
    Tenay: That's not an infant crying. That's Bret "Life's a Bitch,Man" Hart!
    Don: Where is his dummy? How is he gonna do his ventriloquist act without his dummy?
    Tenay: What dummy?
    Don: The big dummy with the goatee that follows Bret everywhere siphoning off his popularity.
    Tenay: Oh you mean Brutus Beefcake?
    Don: No, I mean the guy who has the kid that hangs out with those twins on that WWE show on E!.
    Tenay: Oh, you mean Jim Neidhart. He's no dummy Don, he is a talent...... Nevermind, he is kind of a dummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    Don: What's going on. What is that ear piercing screaming and crying. Did someone's kid get a hold of a live mic backstage?
    Tenay: That's not an infant crying. That's Bret "Life's a Bitch,Man" Hart!
    Don: Where is his dummy? How is he gonna do his ventriloquist act without his dummy?
    Tenay: What dummy?
    Don: The big dummy with the goatee that follows Bret everywhere siphoning off his popularity.
    Tenay: Oh you mean Brutus Beefcake?
    Don: No, I mean the guy who has the kid that hangs out with those twins on that WWE show on E!.
    Tenay: Oh, you mean Jim Neidhart. He's no dummy Don, he is a talent...... Nevermind, he is kind of a dummy.
    Early favorite here. Haha. Life's a Bitch, Man.

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    What's Brent "The Executioner" Hardy doing in the Impact Zone!?'

    "What's Brad Blackheart doing in the Impact Zone!?"

    "What's the Love Foundation doing in the Impact Zone? I'm talking about Bret Love-Hewitt and Jim "The Paperweight" Hearting!

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    It's Bret Fart! What's he doing in the Impact Zone!?

    Ironically, not stinking up the place with his wrestling, Don!

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    yeah, I'm voting for Bishoff's Brain. Let's do that. @bischoffs brain get back to me.

    Right now we're gonna do Leper's other pick ... Terry Funk. Which I believe we did already but funk it.

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    "What's Double Cross Terry and the Funky Bunch doing in the Impact Zone!?"

    "I dont' know, Mike, but it's nothing to do with Good Vibrations for those egg sucking dogs Ink Inc!"

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    What's Sweat "The Shitman" Fart doing in the Impa....

    Ooops

    I mean..

    What's Smelly Funk doing in the Old Timers Zone, Mike?!

    Same thing Sweat "The Shitman" Fart was gonna be doing, Taz.

    Which is, Mike?

    Making this place smell a whole lot better, Taz.

    Word, Mike. Word.

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    What's Elly Trunk doing in the Impakt Zoo, Taz!?

    *insert elephant trumpet noise*

    I dunno, Mike, but Kash is clearly reaching with this one.

    That's right, folks, this is Crackhead Wrestling and we break fourth walls and take you behind the scenes like no other "wrestling" promotion out there, brother.

    Why "brother", Taz?

    Because I was gonna say bruv like Kash usually says but Kash told me to say brother instead so it didn't look lile he was putting words in our mouths, Mike.

    Is Kash high again, Taz?

    Kash: YES, MIKE, MOTHER FUCKING KASH IS HIGH AS GEORGE WASHINGTONS BOLLOCKS!! #FightMeBitch #AndDontCallMeTaz
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    "What's Berry Funky doing in the Impact Zone!?"

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    What's "Geriatric" Jerry Attrick doing here at the Impact Zone?

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    What's Ben Gaye doing in the Impact Zone!?

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