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    You know, I'm reading through this thread ...

    Page 2 has a Zack Ryder round ... I actually think we did a good job with that. No idea why I panned it the first time around ...
    What are you trying to say? That we have been sucking since page 2? How do you think that makes me feel? I wasn't even here for page 2? I hope that wherever you are, you get stuck in a storm of my tears without an umbrella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    What are you trying to say? That we have been sucking since page 2? How do you think that makes me feel? I wasn't even here for page 2? I hope that wherever you are, you get stuck in a storm of my tears without an umbrella.

    It doesn't matter. Pound for pound I am the best poster on this thread.
    Haha. No i just panned it the first time around. I didn't even vote for a winner. But looking back, there were some good names.

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    What's Jew Nack doing in the Impact Zoned!? Oye, veh ...

    He's hitting people with trash. Always with the hitting ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    What are you trying to say? That we have been sucking since page 2? How do you think that makes me feel? I wasn't even here for page 2? I hope that wherever you are, you get stuck in a storm of my tears without an umbrella.

    It doesn't matter. Pound for pound I am the best poster on this thread.
    I may have been downhill since page 2, but I'm going to have a hard time, in my resumé, of topping Big Wight Bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    I may have been downhill since page 2, but I'm going to have a hard time, in my resumé, of topping Big Wight Bastard.
    I should put a Hall of Fame list in the orgional post.

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    Haha. No i just panned it the first time around. I didn't even vote for a winner. But looking back, there were some good names.

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    What's Jew Nack doing in the Impact Zoned!? Oye, veh ...

    He's hitting people with trash. Always with the hitting ...

    What is "oye ,veh always with the hitting from? It sounds so familiar, but I can't place it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    What is "oye ,veh always with the hitting from? It sounds so familiar, but I can't place it.
    I was going for a kind of sterotypical elderly Jewish person. It was stupid.

    I'm gonna go with BB's over looked Black Jack Crack.

    BB also won the Mabel round. Get back to me, Brain!

    For now let's go with ...

    The African Hakeem? The One Man Gang? That Guy!

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    What's Diabetic Biker doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Tons of Anarchy doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's The French Polynisian Nelson doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's "The Canadian" Rick doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's the White Rhino doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    Moe Hawk
    The Chain Male
    George "Crossbones" Gray
    Old Gray George
    If all of mankind minus one were of of one opinion, and only one person of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
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    Look who it is! it's the Baron Corbin and the One Man Gang! They're here! The hottest tag team in the world is here!

    HELL'S WEIGHT WATCHERS IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

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    Mike: I hear another rap song playing in the Impact Zone! What does that mean?
    Don: I imagine that someone new is coming to the Impact Zone. After all, I know all the entrance themes by heart because I bought the entrance songs from iTunes for a steal.
    Mike: Oh my God! I don't believe it! Its that "One Wang Gang Bang"!
    Don: Wow! He is huge if you know what I mean Mike!
    Mike: I don't know about that name. I thought we were going with "Mr T's White Cousin"so we can cash in on the popularity of Mr. T.
    Don: The popularity of Mr. T? Did I walk into a time slip that sent me to 1984?

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    What's Blue Onesie doing in the Impact Zone!?

    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    Mike: I hear another rap song playing in the Impact Zone! What does that mean?
    Don: I imagine that someone new is coming to the Impact Zone. After all, I know all the entrance themes by heart because I bought the entrance songs from iTunes for a steal.
    Mike: Oh my God! I don't believe it! Its that "One Wang Gang Bang"!
    Don: Wow! He is huge if you know what I mean Mike!
    Mike: I don't know about that name. I thought we were going with "Mr T's White Cousin"so we can cash in on the popularity of Mr. T.
    Don: The popularity of Mr. T? Did I walk into a time slip that sent me to 1984?
    Oh, shit. I think One Wang Gang Bang just won.

    Just won hard. Like, hey, fuck you, competition.

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    Ok, I think I am up, but I'm not positive. If I am then we are doing The Dungeon of Doom. It doesn't matter if you want to do just one or all of them(I asked the Dog about that). This way everybody has more options. I have yet to start thinking about it so let me get on that!

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    I vote BB for One Wang Gang Bang.

    We'll see how that works out in 24 hours but he won the last round too so let's do BB's Dungeon of Doom!

    You could do it as a group or individually. Any DOD member will do.


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    Oh, My God! They're all here! The BAsement of Vengence!

    The BAsement of Vengence is in the Impact Zone!

    I mean, The Errand Runner is here! And so is Kimbe the Ethiopian Regular Sized man! And the Dolphin! The Aquarius! Small Station Wagon Bobba Fett! The Midget! Meng, he kept his own rights! The Abominable Snowman! Johnny Brains! Lex Luger's Drugs! The One Wang Gang Bang! Mo Fun! The Gladiator! Old Nessie! (He's a Legend in Scotland but Sucks here.).

    Man! There's so many of them! This will never work!

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    What is Satan Sullivan doing here at the Impact Zone?


    You know he's really not satanic, right? He's actually a Catholic.

    Really, that's​ worse.

    Hey, be careful with the atheism, we need the southern crowd...

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    It's the Booty Man! What's the Booty Man doing in the Impact Zone!?

    Jesus Christ, Don, really? The Booty Man!? That's stupid, how are we gonna compete with Vince if we don't start coming up with better gimmicks.

    What would you have called him, Mike?

    I don't know, off the top of my head? Mr. Ass.

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    You know, when I picked the Dungeon of Doom, I thought it would be really easy to come up with good material. Then when I sat down at the computer, I just couldn't think of anything. I started feeling the pressure. After all, I'm the one that picked Kevin's Sullivans crew of cast-offs and re-packaged gimmicks. I could hear the clock ticking away the hours, 1:00 a.m.,2:00 a.m. Tick.....tick......tick....and then I heard laughter. It sounded like it came from my attic, but I blew it off to being a figment of an imagination that was under pressure. Then I hear it again!That laughter, it sounds just like the laughter of my commander the Tic-Tac Master Seven Krullivan! "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHOFFFFFF!" he screamed way too loud! "Its time", he said with an air of authority. In hind sight, this sounds like a very weird situation, however in my mind it all made perfect sense. Then he wrapped the bright yellow headband around my head and he said,"You are now officially a member of the Dungeon of Doom." I don't know why, but I was the happiest man on planet earth.
    Then my wife walked into the room. I can only imagine what she was thinking when she processed the sight before her very eyes. I was in my bath robe wearing the bright yellow headband that said "Hulkamania Must Die".Next tome was Seven wearing his infamous black robe and he had the word Hogan with a re cross through it written in marker on his forehead.
    "I don't know what the fuck is going on or who that midget cracker in the satan getup is but he has about 5 seconds to get out of this house or I will shoot his ass dead." Seven gathered his things, his candles, wrestling masks, makeup, scythe with a very large, sharp blade,etc. I couldn't help but wonder where he carried all these things. I bid farewell to my bride as Seven and embarked on a quest of monumental importance. A quest that would require a journey to the darkest corners of the globe and of the human soul. We were ready to travel to distant lands in order to gather our soldiers, our mercenaries and other men whose reputation for destruction is legendary. Then when we are finally prepared, the last leg of the journey shall take us to that infamous sanctuary down the road from the Magical Kingdom known as the Impact Zone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    You know, when I picked the Dungeon of Doom, I thought it would be really easy to come up with good material. Then when I sat down at the computer, I just couldn't think of anything. I started feeling the pressure. After all, I'm the one that picked Kevin's Sullivans crew of cast-offs and re-packaged gimmicks. I could hear the clock ticking away the hours, 1:00 a.m.,2:00 a.m. Tick.....tick......tick....and then I heard laughter. It sounded like it came from my attic, but I blew it off to being a figment of an imagination that was under pressure. Then I hear it again!That laughter, it sounds just like the laughter of my commander the Tic-Tac Master Seven Krullivan! "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHOFFFFFF!" he screamed way too loud! "Its time", he said with an air of authority. In hind sight, this sounds like a very weird situation, however in my mind it all made perfect sense. Then he wrapped the bright yellow headband around my head and he said,"You are now officially a member of the Dungeon of Doom." I don't know why, but I was the happiest man on planet earth.
    Then my wife walked into the room. I can only imagine what she was thinking when she processed the sight before her very eyes. I was in my bath robe wearing the bright yellow headband that said "Hulkamania Must Die".Next tome was Seven wearing his infamous black robe and he had the word Hogan with a re cross through it written in marker on his forehead.
    "I don't know what the fuck is going on or who that midget cracker in the satan getup is but he has about 5 seconds to get out of this house or I will shoot his ass dead." Seven gathered his things, his candles, wrestling masks, makeup, scythe with a very large, sharp blade,etc. I couldn't help but wonder where he carried all these things. I bid farewell to my bride as Seven and embarked on a quest of monumental importance. A quest that would require a journey to the darkest corners of the globe and of the human soul. We were ready to travel to distant lands in order to gather our soldiers, our mercenaries and other men whose reputation for destruction is legendary. Then when we are finally prepared, the last leg of the journey shall take us to that infamous sanctuary down the road from the Magical Kingdom known as the Impact Zone.
    Bring Sunblock, Orlando's hot.

    I vote for Leper's Satan Sullivan. I could put that on a t-shirt.

    You know, I was thinking about changing the rules. For now on let's vote during the round as opposed to when the round ends. This way if some one wins, Like Leper did here, they can send me their pick immiediantly and we coudl use it tomorrow.

    Leper, get back to me.

    But for now let's do ...

    Alex Wright!


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    What'd Aaron Wrong doing in the Impact Zone!?

    Dancing, Tenay! It feels so Wright, it must be wrong!

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    You know who that is, Mike!? That's Who GerMan! What's Who GerMan doing in the Impact Zone!?

    Wearing a leather jacket without a shirt underneath, Tazz. The way God intended!

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    You guys! I think I got a real shot at winning this Alex Wright round!

    But for now let's do Leper's pick. Okay, let's see what we got here-Oh, Dear God, it's Paige.

    Oh, boy. This will separate the men from the men with the maturity level of boys.

    Let's see who keeps it classy and who ... is so good at this game that they can't possibly keep it classy.

    "What's Quill doing in the Impact Zone!" ... It's a play on the literary homophone that is her name.

    Uh, ... "What's Dobby doing in the Impact Zone!?"

    "What's East Ender Chick doing in the Impact Zone!?" (Yeah, I know, she's from Norwich.)

    "What's the White Canary doing in the IMpact Zone!?" Get it? Again ,Norwich, and she's pale?

    ...

    Should I stop explaining these? I feel like I should stop explaining these. Also I'm high and I don't know what to do with my hands ...

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    Josh: I'm blinded by the White! What is the Ghostette doing here in the Impact Zone?

    Pope: She's good friends with Consequences Creed.

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    Leper wins the Paige round. Send me your pick , sir.

    For now let's do Big Van Vader.

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    What's Large Van Helsing doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Huge Van Gough doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Big Maul doing in the IMpact Zone!?

    Wazz Mammoth Van Dame doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    What's One Eyed Vander doing her in the Impact Zone?

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    Neon Leon White has just entered the Impact Zone!
    If all of mankind minus one were of of one opinion, and only one person of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
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    Tenay: Its Big White Leon and he is going to turn the Impact Zone into his personal Castleburger of Fear.
    Don: Really? Is this the best we can do?
    Tenay: Ok scratch that. Paul Orndorff's bitch just entered the Impact Zone!
    Don: It would be nice if we could hire Orndorff.

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    I think Sea Slug is gonna win this round with "Neon" Leon white. haha.

    And if I didn't know the history I'd swear ONe eyed Vader was a penis joke ...

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    I'm bored... So I'll try this game again...

    Pope: "Oh my! It's "The Mammoth" Biggie T. Tater, daddy!"

    Josh: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

    Pope: "Yup! It's time!"

    Pope & Josh: "It's Tater time!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    I'm bored... So I'll try this game again...

    Pope: "Oh my! It's "The Mammoth" Biggie T. Tater, daddy!"

    Josh: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

    Pope: "Yup! It's time!"

    Pope & Josh: "It's Tater time!"
    Thanks for letting us know you were bored before joining the game. Makes us feel good about our place in the universe.

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