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    I'm gonna vote Jerky Joe on this round. That's Leper's.

    We'll see what happens in 24 but until then let's do another one of Leper's. Stacy Keebler!

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    "What's the Stacy Keebler Elf doing in the Impact Zone, Tazz!? ".

    "Well she's not baking cookies Tenay!"

    "Actually she's not much of a wrestler, Tazz. She'll probably be better served baking cookies ...".

    "Good point. Unless we can make "Baking Cookies" into a sex thing."

    "I trust, you, bud. I trust you."

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    I'm gonna give this a try...

    Josh Matthews: "Oh my! I can't believe it! 'The Dandy Savage' Camacho Mang is in the Impact Zone!"

    Pope: "Oh yes! I dig this, daddy!"

    Wait, that name would require a radical gimmick change... I think I just failed at this game...

    Edit: Crap! Too late! I failed twice at this game in one post!

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    "What's Lexxi Leggs doing in the Impact Zone?"

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    What's this Justin Beiber's aunt the Keibs doing in the impact zone? She sure has lovely tarantula legs.
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    Cobain I have respect for because he does have great mind when it comes to wrestling
    WOOOOOOOO!

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    Alright, Leper wins, Leper, get back to me.

    And I'm actually gonna vote for Whocares despite him having the wrong wrestler. We'll see who wins in 24 hours.

    For now lets do ...

    Alexa Bliss!

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    What's Princess Sparklepants doing in the Impact Zone! Hugs and kisses! Hugs and kisses!

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    Don: Look on the ramp Mike! New management has brought in some midgets. I love midgets!
    Mike: There called little people Don. That's no little person. That's Lexi Blister!
    Don: Its a female dwarf Mike. You don't see those too often.
    Mike: Little person Don!
    Don: That little person has a nice ass! I've never seen a sexy midget Mike. She is short enough where
    she wouldn't even have to get down on her knees to give..
    Mike: We get the point Don. Lexi Blister is heading to the ring!
    Don: Somebody give her a boost so she can get in the ring!

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    "It's Triple S! Triple S is in the Impact Zone!"

    "Triple S?! What's that supposed to mean?"

    "Do your research, Josh! Isn't that your job? Do I have to do everything around here? She's the Sparkling Sorority Sister!"

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    It's Instant Boner No Questions Asked!

    What's Instant Boner No Questions Asked doing in the IMpact Zone!?

    I don't know, but I hope she slaps me, Josh!

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    Let me try this again...

    Josh Matthews: "Huh? Who is this?"

    Pope: "Oh, daddy! It's the 5 foot delight Lil' Alexis Kiss! Yum, yum, gimmie some!"

    Josh Matthews: "What!?!"

    Eh, that seems way too generic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    It's Instant Boner No Questions Asked!

    What's Instant Boner No Questions Asked doing in the IMpact Zone!?

    I don't know, but I hope she slaps me, Josh!
    The name gets a 4/10 but that line made me snort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor View Post
    The name gets a 4/10 but that line made me snort.
    Yeah, I'm kind of a sexist asshole who's not very creative. I get by on my gimmicks.

    Sorry. Ladies ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    It's Instant Boner No Questions Asked!

    What's Instant Boner No Questions Asked doing in the IMpact Zone!?

    I don't know, but I hope she slaps me, Josh!
    How can I not vote for for "Instant Boner"

    Falls under the dry humor, stating the obvious when silence should be observed brand of humor i like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    How can I not vote for for "Instant Boner"

    Falls under the dry humor, stating the obvious when silence should be observed brand of humor i like.
    Oh, no! I can't win for that one ... what's this world coming to?

    haha. Let's see what happens in 24 hours.

    Whocares has won the Stacy Keebler round with a macho man name. Awesome. Get back to me, Cares, with your pick.

    For now let's do Mabel. Or Viscera. That guy.

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    OH MY GOD! THAT'S INSTANT PANCAKES NO QUESTIOSN ASKED!
    OH MY GOD! WHAT'S INSTANT PANCAKES NO QUESTIONS ASKED DOING IN TEH IMPACT ZONE!?

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    Josh: What's Free Willie Wilkins doing here at the Impact Zone?

    Pope: The more important question is "Can the ring hold him?"

    Josh: It better, we can't afford new boards right now.

    Pope: And Home Depot won't sell us any after Dixie got us into deep lawsuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    Josh: What's Free Willie Wilkins doing here at the Impact Zone?

    Pope: The more important question is "Can the ring hold him?"

    Josh: It better, we can't afford new boards right now.

    Pope: And Home Depot won't sell us any after Dixie got us into deep lawsuits.
    Well, to be fair, Pope, she did say she'd pay them and then just never did. I swear to God, whenever they'd call she'd just hand me the phone and tell me to tell them that she wasnt' there.

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    Ok this is the ultimate in "low brow" but I just can't help myself. If you have an allergy to stupidity, please don't read any further. You've been warned.

    Mike: "Fat Bastard Dos" just hit "Arthouse Emo Band" Bud with another clothesline.
    Don: Look at that! He is standing over Spud and he looks to be meditating.
    Mike: I think he is channeling the spirit of Rick Rude! Look at that Fat Bastard move those hips!
    Don: I thought he was channeling a former gimmick.
    Mike: He just dropped a Dos on Bud!
    Don: My God! We have hit a new low. Fans make sure you tune in next week as we will be broadcasting live from your local community public access station!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    Ok this is the ultimate in "low brow" but I just can't help myself. If you have an allergy to stupidity, please don't read any further. You've been warned.

    Mike: "Fat Bastard Dos" just hit "Arthouse Emo Band" Bud with another clothesline.
    Don: Look at that! He is standing over Spud and he looks to be meditating.
    Mike: I think he is channeling the spirit of Rick Rude! Look at that Fat Bastard move those hips!
    Don: I thought he was channeling a former gimmick.
    Mike: He just dropped a Dos on Bud!
    Don: My God! We have hit a new low. Fans make sure you tune in next week as we will be broadcasting live from your local community public access station!
    So far this had my vote but when the hell are they gonna start pushing Arthouse Emo Band Bud?

    ***

    Hey! Hey guys! Look! Look! Look there!

    It's Phat PG Beats!

    What's Phat PG Beats doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    So far this had my vote but when the hell are they gonna start pushing Arthouse Emo Band Bud?

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    Hey! Hey guys! Look! Look! Look there!

    It's Phat PG Beats!

    What's Phat PG Beats doing in the Impact Zone!?

    I was worried that you all might not get "Arthouse Emo Band "Bud. It figures that my best name is actually a re-name of name/gimmick that is probably owned by TNA. Maybe TNA doesn't own Rockstar Spuds name, but if he should develop a gimmick that is hugely over and leave TNA, they will sue claiming that they "TNA"(the company that brought you the DCC, Claire Lynch, and the reverse battle royal)are the genius behind the idea.

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    Alright, I win! And for the first time I didn't give myself the win! Thanks, one person who voted for me!

    Wooooo! 1-Nil! 1-Nil! 1-Nil,1-Nil,1-Nil! OOOOOOnnnnneee Nil! One-Nil!

    Alright ...

    I vote BB, not for Fat Bastard Numero Dos but for Arhouse emo band bud. Fuck it. Right up there with Big Wite Bastard.

    And speaking of Leper, let's do his ....

    New Jack!

    ***

    What's Old John City doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Old G doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Bad Knees McGee doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's WILL WORK FOR PORNO TAPES NO QUESTIONS ASKED doing in the Impact Zone!?



    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    I was worried that you all might not get "Arthouse Emo Band "Bud. It figures that my best name is actually a re-name of name/gimmick that is probably owned by TNA. Maybe TNA doesn't own Rockstar Spuds name, but if he should develop a gimmick that is hugely over and leave TNA, they will sue claiming that they "TNA"(the company that brought you the DCC, Claire Lynch, and the reverse battle royal)are the genius behind the idea.
    This post makes the case for unlimited repping.

    ...

    Haha, reverse battle royal.

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    Pope: What is the Blackyl doing here...wow, that a racist name?
    Josh: More importantly, why did we sign him?
    Pope: Well, he's reliable and doesn't miss a booking.
    Josh: Yeah, but he's a violent nut case, that's bound to badly injure someone on our roster. He can't wrestler worth a damn, and...where are you going Pope?
    Blackyl: Hey Josh! You're a trained wrestler, right?
    Josh: Well, I did some training, but never officially became a wrestler.
    Blackyl: Neither did Mass Transit.
    *bashes a stop sign over Josh's head*

    Pope: Back on commentary. Looks like we have a match between Josh and the Blackyl. We'll return with it after the commercial break... He's got a staple gun!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    Pope: What is the Blackyl doing here...wow, that a racist name?
    Josh: More importantly, why did we sign him?
    Pope: Well, he's reliable and doesn't miss a booking.
    Josh: Yeah, but he's a violent nut case, that's bound to badly injure someone on our roster. He can't wrestler worth a damn, and...where are you going Pope?
    Blackyl: Hey Josh! You're a trained wrestler, right?
    Josh: Well, I did some training, but never officially became a wrestler.
    Blackyl: Neither did Mass Transit.
    *bashes a stop sign over Josh's head*

    Pope: Back on commentary. Looks like we have a match between Josh and the Blackyl. We'll return with it after the commercial break... He's got a staple gun!!!
    I don't think it's racist if New Jack came up with the name himself. But then again, there's no ratings agency for this kind of thing.

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    Tenay: What is that loud vibrationDon? I can hardly stand it. What is it?
    Don: It's called Bass Tenay. Seems we are about to hear a nice rap ditty Tenay!
    Tenay: Oh rap music. I am down with the rap. Exactly what is the name of the ensemble performing this musical expression?
    Don: Musical expression? This is one of those NWA knockoffs Mike.
    Mike: NWA, I know everything about the NWA. Look who just walked into the Impact Zone! Its Black Jack Crack!
    Don: Oh man. Black Jack Crack? That has to be Jeff Jarrett trying to write "urban" material again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    I don't think it's racist if New Jack came up with the name himself. But then again, there's no ratings agency for this kind of thing.
    I just assumed Ron and Don Harris came up with it. One of them did have Neo-Nazi tattoos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    I just assumed Ron and Don Harris came up with it. One of them did have Neo-Nazi tattoos.
    Yeah. I remember that.

    Life is crazy. Now we got these French elections coming up.

    This world has a long way to go yet ...

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    You know, I'm reading through this thread ...

    Page 2 has a Zack Ryder round ... I actually think we did a good job with that. No idea why I panned it the first time around ...

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