Mike: Look who just stumbled and fell into the Impact Zone! Its the man formerly known as Scott Hall.
Don: Did ,he changed his name because of wrestling trademark purposes?
Mike: No, he changed it to avoid creditors.
Don: Speaking of creditors, that asshole Hall owes me money!
Mike: Now, Don, we can't let personal feelings influence our commentary.
Don: Of course not. Starship Coyote has taken off..destination Old Milwaukee!
Mike: (laughing) The Inebriated Studd is headed to the ring
Don: Even money says he trips over the camera cord?
Mike: For 100 bucks? You got it.
Don: Yes! The man known in the Florida indies as Texas Scott just tripped on the way to the ring.
Mike: More like "Lone Star" Scott, named after the cheap beer of course.
Don: (laughing) you know why they called him "The Outsider" in WCW?
Mike: Because outside is where he slept the majority of his nights?
Don: Something like that!