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    "Oh no! It's German sympathizer Chancellor Chin invading the Impact Zone!"

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    What is Lieutenant Wimpy doing here at the Impact Zone?

    He still owes me money for a burger I bought him last week.

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    What's Sargentos Slaughter doing in the Impact Zone, Tenay?

    He's passing out mozzarella sticks to the crowd, Tazz!

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    The lethargic indifference of the fans in the library-like atmosphere of the Impact Zone caused by fans being forced to witness another 4 way match to determine the number one contender for the X-division title at the marathon taping is suddenly consumed by an ear piercing voice. "ATTEN....TION",

    Tenay: Oh my God Don! Did you here that voice? That can mean only one thing?
    Don: A fire drill? Finally, I need to get to that port-o-can. That Chili dog has me....
    Tenay: No, Don its Sergeant Carnage . What is he doing in the Impact Zone?
    Don: I don't know. Maybe the poor old guy has dementia and he got away from his family when they were visiting the theme park.
    Tenay: Don, this man is a former world champion. Before Hogan was in Rocky, before Roddy Piper in They Live, before Jean Paul Levesque in The Chaperone; there was this man in G.I. Joe cartoons. He paved the streets that connect Pro Wrestling to Hollywood!
    Don: Mike, Who the hell is Jean Paul Levesque?
    Mike: This man has his own G.I. Joe action figure!
    Don: I'll bet Vince Mcmahon even let him keep 5% of his 10% commission on the action figure sales.

    Seargent Carnage is at the top of the stage. He slowly removes his sunglasses to show the audience his tears.
    "It has come to my attention that just recently this good American company was taken over by a bunch of whiny socialist Canadiens and rebranded with the symbol of an owl. My proud fellow Americans, we don't need to tolerate this."
    The Seargent pulls out what looks like a hotel towel with the abbreviation TNA written in Black Marker across the front and back and starts waving it back and forth like a flag.
    "I want my TNA back, I want my TNA back". Put your hand on your heart and chant with me people. "T....N....A" "T.......N........A"
    (The silence is deafening as Impact goes to commercial break)

    The first shot in the war for Impact wrestling has been fired. Sadly, for the people watching at home on TV, the war will rage on for months with meaningless 10, and 12, and 15(yes 15) men tag matches. For the Impact Zone the war will be over in a couple of hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    The lethargic indifference of the fans in the library-like atmosphere of the Impact Zone caused by fans being forced to witness another 4 way match to determine the number one contender for the X-division title at the marathon taping is suddenly consumed by an ear piercing voice. "ATTEN....TION",

    Tenay: Oh my God Don! Did you here that voice? That can mean only one thing?
    Don: A fire drill? Finally, I need to get to that port-o-can. That Chili dog has me....
    Tenay: No, Don its Sergeant Carnage . What is he doing in the Impact Zone?
    Don: I don't know. Maybe the poor old guy has dementia and he got away from his family when they were visiting the theme park.
    Tenay: Don, this man is a former world champion. Before Hogan was in Rocky, before Roddy Piper in They Live, before Jean Paul Levesque in The Chaperone; there was this man in G.I. Joe cartoons. He paved the streets that connect Pro Wrestling to Hollywood!
    Don: Mike, Who the hell is Jean Paul Levesque?
    Mike: This man has his own G.I. Joe action figure!
    Don: I'll bet Vince Mcmahon even let him keep 5% of his 10% commission on the action figure sales.

    Seargent Carnage is at the top of the stage. He slowly removes his sunglasses to show the audience his tears.
    "It has come to my attention that just recently this good American company was taken over by a bunch of whiny socialist Canadiens and rebranded with the symbol of an owl. My proud fellow Americans, we don't need to tolerate this."
    The Seargent pulls out what looks like a hotel towel with the abbreviation TNA written in Black Marker across the front and back and starts waving it back and forth like a flag.
    "I want my TNA back, I want my TNA back". Put your hand on your heart and chant with me people. "T....N....A" "T.......N........A"
    (The silence is deafening as Impact goes to commercial break)

    The first shot in the war for Impact wrestling has been fired. Sadly, for the people watching at home on TV, the war will rage on for months with meaningless 10, and 12, and 15(yes 15) men tag matches. For the Impact Zone the war will be over in a couple of hours.
    Honestly, there is something SO TNA about Don West dying in a port-o-poddy because he doesn't respect fire drill protocol.

    YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE BUILDING, DON! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!

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    BTW, what's Major Asshole doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    Leper wins. Give me your pick, Leper.

    In the meantime we'll do ...

    Big Boss Man.

    ***

    What's the Large Superverisor Guy doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    What's Bubba Ray Ugly doing in the Impact Z-izz-one?!
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    A big pickup truck pulling a camper enters the Impact Zone in dramatic fashion!
    A group of men in orange jumpsuits chained together at the ankles steps out of the trailer slowly.

    Don: Hey Mike, why are all those jobbers wearing orange suits? Why are they chained together like prisoners?
    Tenay: That's not enhancement talent Don, those are prisoners and they broke the law. Now, they have to serve some hard time!
    Don: Ok, I don't get it.
    Tenay: Come on Don! This can only mean one thing!Former UWF world champion Big Bubbly Johnson is in the Impact Zone with the Traylor of Justice!

    Big Bubbly steps out of the pickup truck and enters the ring where his opponent Crimson is waiting.
    Big Bubbly easily defeats Crimson with the Sidewalk Slam in a 45 second squash.

    Tenay: I've never seen Crimson manhandled like that! He was undefeated for over a year here in TNA.
    Don: He put the cuffs on him and now he is dragging him to the Traylor of Justice!
    Tenay: I've heard some bad things happen to red heads like Crimson in the Traylor of Justice!
    Don: Gives new meaning to the phrase "Hard Time"! Ain't that right Tenay?
    Tenay: I'm not going there.

    After throwing Crimson in the Traylor of Justice, Big Bubbly steps into the truck. The sound of an engine trying to turn over but failing can be heard.
    Awkward silence in the Impact Zone as Big Bubbly keeps trying to start the truck.

    Impact fades to Black with the sound of a production assistant borrowing a phrase from Mean Gene Overland.
    "Fuck it", screams the unknown production assistant.
    Last edited by bischoffs brain; 04-12-2017 at 05:50 PM.

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    What's Hardtime Henderson doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Hoss the Boss doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Impact Zone doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Cock Meat Sandwich doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    What's Ball and Chain Ray doing in the Impact Zone?
    If all of mankind minus one were of of one opinion, and only one person of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
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    What's Ray Blart Mall Cop doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KashDinero View Post
    What's Bubba Ray Ugly doing in the Impact Z-izz-one?!
    Let's give this one to Kash!

    Kash, get back to me.

    Now let's do ...

    Sting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    What's Hardtime Henderson doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Hoss the Boss doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Impact Zone doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Cock Meat Sandwich doing in the Impact Zone!?

    Lmao, what exactly is a cock meat sandwich?

    Anyway I have two for Sting

    Tenay: Don, look at who has returned to the Impact zone! Its "The Joker's second Cousin"
    Don: That looks like Sting..isn't that..
    Tenay: The name Sting has been purchased by another company Don. Anyway, "The Joker's Second Cousin" dominated Gotham City.
    Don: And he was unstoppable in Japan!

    and number 2:

    Tenay: Oh My God Don he is back, its "The Crow's bitch".
    Don: The Crow's Bitch, huh? That should make for some interesting merchandise. And I guess they will lean on me to sell that shit too.
    Last edited by bischoffs brain; 04-13-2017 at 12:31 PM.

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    What's the Hornet doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's the Midnight Surfer doing in the Impact Zone?

    What's the Goth Moth doing in the Impact Zone.

    Quote Originally Posted by bischoffs brain View Post
    Lmao, what exactly is a cock meat sandwich?

    Anyway I have two for Sting

    Tenay: Don, look at who has returned to the Impact zone! Its "The Joker's second Cousin"
    Don: That looks like Sting..isn't that..
    Tenay: The name Sting has been purchased by another company Don. Anyway, "The Joker's Second Cousin" dominated Gotham City.
    Don: And he was unstoppable in Japan!

    and number 2:

    Tenay: Oh My God Don he is back, its "The Crow's bitch".
    Don: The Crow's Bitch, huh? That should make for some interesting merchandise. And I guess they will lean on me to sell that shit too.
    It's okay, Don. You're not selling it by itself. You'll package it in with some AJ Styles 8X10s and a couple of Magnus t-shirts. $5. Not bad. Just the type of deal people who buy shirts for homeless shelters are looking for.

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    BTW, there was a character like the big boss man in the second Harold and Kumar movie who, should you watch it, will explain what a cock meat sandwich is ...

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    What's Static Cling doing in the Impact Zone?
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    What's Bite doing in the Impact Zone!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Dog Smith View Post
    What's the Hornet doing in the Impact Zone!?
    There actually was a Sting clone called the Hornet in early 90's USWA.

    *****

    Uh oh, look out!

    He's a three line whip!

    He's the sort of thing they ban!

    He's a walking disaster!

    He's the Demolition Man!

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    What's Stab doing in the IMpact Zone?

    ...

    That was a bad one, too.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Icon View Post
    There actually was a Sting clone called the Hornet in early 90's USWA.

    *****

    Uh oh, look out!

    He's a three line whip!

    He's the sort of thing they ban!

    He's a walking disaster!

    He's the Demolition Man!
    Looked him up. Awesome.

    Well, not awesome. But Ironically Awesome.

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    What is Surfer Steve doing here at the Impact Zone?

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    I can almost here the chants.....surf...erSteve....surf...erSteve!

    I'm borrowing Surfer Steve and transporting him to WCW 1997.

    Tony Schiavone: Look up in the rafters Bobby Heenan! That's Surfer Steve! And he is pointing his surfboard at the NWO!
    Heenan: No, he is pointing that surf board at Hogan, Schiavone. The NWO best get out of Dodge if they know what is good for their health!
    Tony Schiavone: The fans are chanting for Surfer Steve...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leper Messiah View Post
    What is Surfer Steve doing here at the Impact Zone?
    Leper wins with Surfer Steve. Something along the lines of Sandman's orgional gimmick? Haha.

    Get back to me Leper.

    For now let's do ... Seth Rollins.

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    Oh, my God it's that guy all the kids like, Tenay!

    Well, the Kids only like rap music these days, Tazz. Everyone knows that.

    That's why they like this guy, Tenay! It's Tyler Wickity-Wack! What's he Dizzoing in the Impact Zizzy!?

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    "It's Sparkle Crotch! Sparkle Crotch is here in the Impact Zone!"

    "That's the sparkliest crotch I've ever seen!"

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    It's Regular Sized Penis Black! Regular Sized Penis Black is here! What's he doing in the Impact Zone!?

    I don't know, Tazz. It looked kind of small to me.

    Fuck, you, Tenay! It's regular sized! That's what regular size looks like! And if you don't know that, you're an idiot!

    Okay, okay, Tazz! Jesus!

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    It's Sam Rolling! He's rolling straight to the championship!
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    What's Definitely some Eastern European In There doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Anubis Rollins doing in the Impact Zone!?

    What's Wrestling Jesus doing in the Impact Zone!?

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