"Hey, man. I thought you were the Chaos Kid. Not the PG Kid.
I can't promise you anything regarding the MMA Arena. But if it makes you feel any better? There probably won't be any more or less sex at our event then you see at any other wrestling event.
But my real intentions are pure. I'm on the wrong side of thirty. I don't have a lot of matches left. I just wanna be involved in some way ... in the sport I love. That's it, homeboy. And yeah ... if I make a bit of money in the process ... if WE ALL make a little bit of money in the process? Rock & Roll, man."
*Mad Dog looks back at the sky.
"Anyway, this is personal to me. You'll find out why later in the week."