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    Default TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14



    - Overcoming all odds, Eric Young is STILL the reigning World Heavyweight Champion after Sacrifice! However, it won't get any easier for the champ as he has already promised that he will defend his World Championship again this coming Thursday! Who will Eric defend the gold against this Thursday on Impact?

    - Also, what will happen on Thursday between Bully Ray and TNA President Dixie Carter after she cost him the Tables Match against Bobby Roode at Sacrifice? According to sources, Bully Ray is hellbent on delivering payback to Dixie this Thursday on IMPACT! What will happen with this potentially explosive situation? Will all hell break loose if Dixie shows up? Don't miss it this Thursday!

    - Also on Thursday: The mysterious alter ego of Jeff Hardy, WILLOW, will be in action against "Cowboy" James Storm

    - New TNA World Champions were crowned at Sunday's "Sacrifice" as The Wolves beat The BroMans and DJ Z to finally reclaim the Tag Team Championship, while Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne to bring the Knockouts Championship back to the Beautiful People! The new champs will be on Thursday's huge broadcast, and The Beautiful People have promised a celebration to remember!

    - Also: What's next for Gunner after he defeated James Storm in the "I-Quit" match at Sacrifice? Have we seen the last of Samuel Shaw after he was committed to the mental hospital? Plus, the war between Kurt Angle and Ethan Carter III continues on Thursday - will Angle finally get his payback on EC3?


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    I thought we fight on Friday nights, Michael?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lony View Post
    - Overcoming all odds, Eric Young is STILL the reigning World Heavyweight Champion after Sacrifice!
    What odds? He was in a straight up 1-on-1 match, playa.

    However, it won't get any easier for the champ as he has already promised that he will defend his World Championship again this coming Thursday!
    Won't get any easier? You can't say that! You can't say that! What if he wrestles Sharkboy? Ah-Ha!

    Who will Eric defend the gold against this Thursday on Impact?
    Master P and the No Limit Soldiers.

    - Also, what will happen on Thursday between Bully Ray and TNA President Dixie Carter after she cost him the Tables Match against Bobby Roode at Sacrifice?
    Bully will make a joke about Dixie having balls... possibly more than Roo... and then threaten to put her through a table... which we know will never happen 'cause Spike doesn't allow man-on-woman violence. Maybe it's time to bring back Tessmacher?

    According to sources, Bully Ray is hellbent on delivering payback to Dixie this Thursday on IMPACT!
    Wait... Why did you ask what's gonna happen when you already had some kind of idea about what will happen? Jerk...

    What will happen with this potentially explosive situation?
    I'm gonna guess something explosive... Possibly diarrhea...

    Will all hell break loose if Dixie shows up? Don't miss it this Thursday!
    I would assume so given Bully is hellbent on delivering payback... Come on!

    - Also on Thursday: The mysterious alter ego of Jeff Hardy, WILLOW, will be in action against "Cowboy" James Storm
    If Willow doesn't block beer spit with his umbrella... then TNA has no idea what they're doing...

    - New TNA World Champions were crowned at Sunday's "Sacrifice" as The Wolves beat The BroMans and DJ Z to finally reclaim the Tag Team Championship,
    I'm glad TNA is not pretending the Wolves won the Tag Titles for the first time. They get a gold star for that.

    while Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne to bring the Knockouts Championship back to the Beautiful People! The new champs will be on Thursday's huge broadcast, and The Beautiful People have promised a celebration to remember!
    Is it wrong that the first two things that come to mind are: HLA and stripping?

    - Also: What's next for Gunner after he defeated James Storm in the "I-Quit" match at Sacrifice?
    Something different, I hope.

    Have we seen the last of Samuel Shaw after he was committed to the mental hospital?
    I sure hope we have.

    Oh, and shouldn't it be 'a' mental hospital? Not 'the'? I'm pretty sure there's more than one...

    Plus, the war between Kurt Angle and Ethan Carter III continues on Thursday - will Angle finally get his payback on EC3?
    You mean winning a tag match with Willow did nothing to help Kurt get some payback on EC3? So, why the hell did they even have that match? It's almost like these guys should be facing off against each other in a 1-on-1 match or something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post

    Is it wrong that the first two things that come to mind are: HLA and stripping?
    NOT. AT. ALL.
    (Mucho credit to Bender)

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    I guess we're not even pretending this is Live...

    Edit: The raw excitement of drawing cards!

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Wow, a game of cards to determine the #1 contender to Eric Young's heavyweight title.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Quote Originally Posted by Lony View Post
    Wow, a game of cards to determine the #1 contender to Eric Young's heavyweight title.
    INNOVATIVE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lony View Post
    Wow, a game of cards to determine the #1 contender to Eric Young's heavyweight title.
    Innovative!

    Edit: Damn it, 205... You win this round!

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    "I was the champion for four months!"
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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Abyss won his match... What's so confusing about that?

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    Innovative!

    Edit: Damn it, 205... You win this round!
    Great minds think alike... heh.
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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    A Janice chant... Now I've heard everything.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Who keeps a 2x4 ridden with nails under a wrestling ring? :3
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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Quote Originally Posted by BestInThe205 View Post
    Who keeps a 2x4 ridden with nails under a wrestling ring? :3
    Duh, Abyss.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BestInThe205 View Post
    Who keeps a 2x4 ridden with nails under a wrestling ring? :3
    TNA does drive people to do crazy things...

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Am I suppose to see the split in the table already?


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Oh hey, a table with Dixie's name on it... not like she'll actually be put through the table.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Tougher than nails?

    Why don't they just have a Bully wrapped 2x4?
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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Quote Originally Posted by X-zero View Post
    Am I suppose to see the split in the table already?
    I can't see it... Where is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    I can't see it... Where is it?
    In the line of the I.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Quote Originally Posted by X-zero View Post
    In the line of the I.
    Oops! I forgot to make the picture-in-picture bigger... I'll try to see if I can spot it the next time he brings it out.

    Edit: Where the hell does Spud get these suits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    Oops! I forgot to make the picture-in-picture bigger... I'll try to see if I can spot it the next time he brings it out.
    I guess thinking about I should have said which I. The first I.


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    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    Oops! I forgot to make the picture-in-picture bigger... I'll try to see if I can spot it the next time he brings it out.

    Edit: Where the hell does Spud get these suits?


    It's pretty obvious.
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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    I hate you, Anderson... and your tired schtick.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Quote Originally Posted by BestInThe205 View Post


    It's pretty obvious.
    Like I said, I had the P-i-P small... and I'm watching in glorious SD...

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Tonight We Fight - 5/1/14

    Well this should no doubt be a future classic match up.


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