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    Default TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition


    - IMPACT continues the longtime tradition of pro wrestling on Thanksgiving! After the turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes, join the rest of your family for a night of IMPACT WRESTLING! TNA President Dixie Carter will host the Thanksgiving special, and she promises a night to remember!

    - Speaking of Thanksgiving tradition, the infamous TNA Turkey Costume returns on Thursday night! Who will be humiliated and forced to wear the Turkey Suit on the broadcast? Tune in and find out!

    - The Main Event of the Thanksgiving broadcast will feature Team Angle vs. Team Roode in an 8 Man Elimination Match! As the war between Kurt Angle and Bobby Roode continues, who will they pick to join them in battle in the huge tag team match on Thursday night?

    - After beating Bully Ray this past week and forcing the Aces and Eights to disband, Mr. Anderson is holding a public funeral for the end of the Aces and Eights on Thursday's broadcast!
    Looks like TNA’s Thanksgiving tradition continues as the turkey suit returns… anyway’s I’m looking forward to the eight man tag team elimination main-event between Team Angle and Team Roode.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    Hey, are they doing the Turkey Bowl this year?
    The IWC will never be happy unless Daniel Bryan wins both world titles, makes Batista tap out and makes HHH look like a total bitch in the process.
    Consider me a satisfied customer.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Lony
    - IMPACT continues the longtime tradition of pro wrestling on Thanksgiving! After the turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes, join the rest of your family for a night of IMPACT WRESTLING! TNA President Dixie Carter will host the Thanksgiving special, and she promises a night to remember!
    Is Dixie gonna have the entire roster eat Thanksgiving dinner off of her nude body? A night to remember!

    - Speaking of Thanksgiving tradition, the infamous TNA Turkey Costume returns on Thursday night! Who will be humiliated and forced to wear the Turkey Suit on the broadcast? Tune in and find out!
    It's at times like this that I really wish TNA had a really tall wrestler and a really tiny wrestler. Where's our version of Khali and Hornswoggle?

    - The Main Event of the Thanksgiving broadcast will feature Team Angle vs. Team Roode in an 8 Man Elimination Match! As the war between Kurt Angle and Bobby Roode continues, who will they pick to join them in battle in the huge tag team match on Thursday night?
    Hey, it's Survivor Series lite! Ripping off the WWE... It's another TNA tradition!

    - After beating Bully Ray this past week and forcing the Aces and Eights to disband, Mr. Anderson is holding a public funeral for the end of the Aces and Eights on Thursday's broadcast!
    Nothing screams Thanksgiving like a funeral... Yeesh. $10 says Kenny somehow ends up being killed at this "funeral".

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    What a better way to start off Impact but with a Dixie Carter promo...? Bleh.

    Edit: Rockstar Potato in da house.

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    A British Maddox, eh.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    I'm not sure if I like Spud... or hate him with every fiber of my being.

    Kill the mic! Please, just kill it!

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    Can wrestling companies please stop with the authority figures and corporate patsy heels forever, please?
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    Oh my god, Dixie Carter is so much more annoying then Vickie Guerrero.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    Why was Ethan so much better last week in that backstage segment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djm View Post
    Can wrestling companies please stop with the authority figures and corporate patsy heels forever, please?
    Nope. It makes writing wrestling far too easy.

    Edit: Curryman lives!

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    He's Hot... He's Spicy... He Tastes Great!

    Curry Man is in the house.


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    HES HOT AND SPICY AND TASTES GREEEAAAAT.

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    And it's the real Curryman too!

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    So Christopher Daniels and Curry Man are employed by the same company... TNA would be stupid to not give us that dream match.

    Or I'll settle for a Curry Man/Shark Boy reunion.

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    And it's the real Curryman too!
    You mean there's a fake Curry Man.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Lony View Post
    You mean there's a fake Curry Man.
    There very well could have been one tonight. Especially since Daniels is a heel... and most people are in on the joke.

    Edit: I guess that match was ok... Still wish Ethan was wrestling non-jobbers.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    I missed Curry Man!? GAH! Fucking holiday and happy, thankful people!


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    Looks like this is the night of returns as Zema Ion is back as well.

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    I missed Curry Man!?
    Yes, yes you did.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

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    I missed Curry Man!? GAH! Fucking holiday and happy, thankful people!
    Would it make you feel better if we told you that you also missed a Dixie Carter promo?

    Edit: DJ Ion? Does his turntable have freakin' lasers?

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    THE TURKEY BOWL!

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    Was the Zema Ion? Has he finally returned.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    Eh... I guess all of EY's comedy segments can't be winners...

    Who wants some ass for dessert? Me!

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    Was the Zema Ion? Has he finally returned.
    Yep that was Zema Ion.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    I hear Velvet Sky's action figure comes with a tissue. Not sure why...

    Edit: That match wasn't bad... but Tapa really makes me miss Kong.

    Edit #2: Burglar cats? I smell the next great wrestling gimmick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    I hear Velvet Sky's action figure comes with a tissue. Not sure why...
    So she can hand them to Sabin action figure after his embarrassing world title run.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread, Thanksgiving Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Lony View Post
    Yep that was Zema Ion.
    Thanks just came in on the middle of the segment and wasn't sure if I was seeing what I thought.


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