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    Consisted of a guy with short arms, a pink shirt, and a black accent trying talk about what it means to be an American. It's embarrassing the way he has been doing the black accent recently; He is not playing a rapper anymore. y'all this, y'all that. It's a new day. Champ is here. Homeboy Cesaro has big nipples. Guys a fucking joke. Anyone agree?

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    I'm not sure it's as bad as finding short arms, pink shirts and accents particularly un-American...

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    Short arms like a dinosaur.

    Lets just say John Cena is marketable to all ethnicities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kid View Post
    Short arms like a dinosaur.
    Short arms like a dinosaur... you know what this means right?

    John Cena needs a new purple t-shirt to sell to the kids.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kid View Post
    Short arms like a dinosaur.

    Lets just say John Cena is marketable to all ethnicities.
    John Cena = T Rex

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    I can't decide if John Cena is trying to be Marky Mark or Jamie Kennedy from Malibu's Most Wanted... or a horrible combination of both...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Im Coo Like Dat View Post
    John Cena = T Rex
    Well technically your right.

    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    I can't decide if John Cena is trying to be Marky Mark or Jamie Kennedy from Malibu's Most Wanted... or a horrible combination of both...
    I'd be Ok with John Cena being the Marky Mark of the WWE but only if Good Vibrations became his new theme song.


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    Quote Originally Posted by vinwwe View Post
    Consisted of a guy with short arms, a pink shirt, and a black accent trying talk about what it means to be an American. It's embarrassing the way he has been doing the black accent recently; He is not playing a rapper anymore. y'all this, y'all that. It's a new day. Champ is here. Homeboy Cesaro has big nipples. Guys a fucking joke. Anyone agree?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lony View Post
    I'd be Ok with John Cena being the Marky Mark of the WWE but only if Good Vibrations became his new theme song.
    I'm pretty sure you'd quickly change your tune once he started wrestling in his tighty-whities... The vibrations wouldn't be so good then...

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    John Cena needs to make a huge change, I'm thinking pants.

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    i always found Kurt Angle as a wrestler with short arms. Cena just wears big shirts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greywolf View Post
    i always found Kurt Angle as a wrestler with short arms. Cena just wears big shirts.
    Kurt Angle has no triceps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinwwe View Post
    Consisted of a guy with short arms, a pink shirt, and a black accent trying talk about what it means to be an American. It's embarrassing the way he has been doing the black accent recently; He is not playing a rapper anymore. y'all this, y'all that. It's a new day. Champ is here. Homeboy Cesaro has big nipples. Guys a fucking joke. Anyone agree?
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    Maybe he's not trying to do anything bc thats just the way he is. His inner Dr. Of Thuganomics just comes out here and there.

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    Maybe its another precursor to his pending heel turn...

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    The whole John Cena character make me sick, the same bull$#!+ for over a decade, the only change they have made on his character is eliminating that s#!tty rap thing, the rest of his character is more or less the same

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    Quote Originally Posted by theepwgoodfella View Post
    Maybe he's not trying to do anything bc thats just the way he is. His inner Dr. Of Thuganomics just comes out here and there.
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madness85 View Post
    Everyone loves cena now so you have to do the same
    Everyone loves John Cena... pretty sure I'm the biggest Cena hater on PW.


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    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    I can't decide if John Cena is trying to be Marky Mark or Jamie Kennedy from Malibu's Most Wanted... or a horrible combination of both...
    I am convinced John Cena is the Channing Tatum of the WWE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lony View Post
    Everyone loves John Cena... pretty sure I'm the biggest Cena hater
    this is what half the people who watch WWE think

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vance Landow View Post
    this is what half the people who watch WWE think
    To be fair, I did say PW.

    Ask Champ, how far I've taken my dislike of John Cena.


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    Default Re: Cena Promo Smackdown

    I am a big Cena fan but I disliked his promo on SD.

    His over-the-top accent and corny jokes were just bad.

    I don't know why he likes to emphasize the worst aspects of his promo ability.

    Especially since when he wants to be he is one of the top promos in wrestling.


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    Quote Originally Posted by buscow View Post
    Especially since when he wants to be he is one of the top promos in wrestling.
    I'm not sure there's any evidence to justify that. He can cut a good promo when he's not acting like a dick but I'm not sure I've ever seen him cut a great one.

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    The crowd loved it. I don't really understand how that doesn't make a promo good. If you disliked it, okay that's fine, but he whipped the crowd into a frenzy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vance Landow View Post
    The crowd loved it. I don't really understand how that doesn't make a promo good. If you disliked it, okay that's fine, but he whipped the crowd into a frenzy.
    It's hard to tell what the crowd loves on Smackdown.

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