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    Default WWE.com examines The Five Moves of Doom

    Not kidding.

    I really love these hilarious self-aware articles that come out from time to time. I hope Vince never finds out.


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    Default Re: WWE.com examines The Five Moves of Doom

    Doom Level: Like the Armageddon 2008 poster where Chris Jericho has his finger on the button. Calamity is pretty much a foregone conclusion at this point, and the margin for escape is very, very narrow.
    Fantastic.
    That's all, folks.

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    They are really trying to take the fun out of being a Cena hater now. Fantastic.

    People who blindly hate Cena are going to have to find new material.

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    Default Re: WWE.com examines The Five Moves of Doom

    I have no issue with the Five Moves of Doom because in the great, classic matches, Cena varies. Not to mention, what I just said, "great, classic matches." To which, there are plenty to choose from.

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    The move 1 and move 2 bit at the beginning remind me of Chris Jericho reading off the list of his moves to the audience in WCW. Every other move being "armbar".

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    If Ryder were to turn heel some day, as a former best buddy of Cena, he should leak the secrets of the Five Moves of Doom to the Heels, allowing them all to easily counter them, and prompting Cena to bust out the Reverse Five Moves of Doom.
    That's all, folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightwolf View Post
    If Ryder were to turn heel some day, as a former best buddy of Cena, he should leak the secrets of the Five Moves of Doom to the Heels, allowing them all to easily counter them, and prompting Cena to bust out the Reverse Five Moves of Doom.
    so he starts with the AA and his new finisher is shoulder block???
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    I really love WWE.com these days.

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    Default Re: WWE.com examines The Five Moves of Doom

    Quote Originally Posted by Greywolf View Post
    so he starts with the AA and his new finisher is shoulder block???
    That, or he does the usual moves but INVERTED!

    Backwards Shoulder Block, Backwards Shoulder Block, Front Slam, Five Toe Shuffle and a Reverse Attitude Adjustment.
    That's all, folks.

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    Five Toe Shuffle.

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    "As self-explanatory as it is punishing. Cena breaks into a full sprint and ricochets off the ropes, taking flight when he reaches top speed and using his body as a projectile weapon to knock the wind out of his opponent. You’ll believe a man can fly, though you’ll likely wish you didn’t get the up-close view."

    wow, they are really just throwing the shit out there
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    Default Re: WWE.com examines The Five Moves of Doom

    Quote Originally Posted by JACKNIFE View Post
    "As self-explanatory as it is punishing. Cena breaks into a full sprint and ricochets off the ropes, taking flight when he reaches top speed and using his body as a projectile weapon to knock the wind out of his opponent. You’ll believe a man can fly, though you’ll likely wish you didn’t get the up-close view."

    wow, they are really just throwing the shit out there
    Well, he was born in the city of West Newbury on the Planet Krypton.

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    John Cena doesn't believe in losing, more rather shared winning.
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    Déjà vu! But this trip down memory lane brings only PAIN AND SUFFERING as The Champ hurls his considerable frame into his opponent’s sternum for a second time, further taking the wind out of the poor guy’s sails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greywolf View Post
    John Cena doesn't believe in losing, more rather shared winning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Champ View Post
    oh, no, no. He believes in his opponents losing. Let me correct this statement:

    John Cena doesn't lose, he shares wins.


    "celebrate for the both of us Rocky, we put a hell of an effort, although it wouldn't have killed you to do more cardio than lifting weights before this match, but whatever"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greywolf View Post
    The move 1 and move 2 bit at the beginning remind me of Chris Jericho reading off the list of his moves to the audience in WCW. Every other move being "armbar".

    Déjà vu!
    That is my favorite Chris Jericho moment ever.

    I love that WWE.com did this. It is a total f#ck you to all the Cena haters. Fantastic.

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    That's my second favorite Jericho moment. First is his debut in WWE, second is the "armbar," third is his Goldberg entrance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Nichols View Post
    That's my second favorite Jericho moment. First is his debut in WWE, second is the "armbar," third is his Goldberg entrance.

    Fourth, would be when he got lost backstage and locked himself outside of the building.

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    Fifth would be wrestling Gillberg.

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