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    Default TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13


    - Just when The Aces and Eights thought they eliminated all of TNA's heroes, "The Icon" Sting is BACK! What does Sting have planned for Thursday night? How will Hulk Hogan react to Sting's return? Can Hogan and Sting resolve their differences to finally put an end to The Aces? Tune in and find out!

    - Speaking of The Aces, Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle has issued an Open Challenge to any member of Aces and 8s to face him one on one this Thursday on IMPACT!

    - Thursday's IMPACT will include the anticipated in-ring return of Chris Sabin! After fighting back from two major knee injuries, the longtime X Division superstar is ready for action! On Thursday, Sabin will return in an X Division Contender's Match against Sonjay Dutt and Zema Ion!

    - In Knockouts tag-team action on Thursday, Taryn Terrell teams up with Mickie James to battle Gail Kim and Tara

    - Thursday's IMPACT will also feature big news on June's annual "Slammiversary" event as the challenger for the World Heavyweight Championship main event will be revealed!
    Really looking forward to the in ring return of Chris Sabin as well as the knockout's tag team match up.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    Hmmm...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lony
    - Just when The Aces and Eights thought they eliminated all of TNA's heroes, "The Icon" Sting is BACK!
    ...and so is his beer belly concealing t-shirt.

    What does Sting have planned for Thursday night?
    Bad Jim Carrey impersonations, I assume.

    How will Hulk Hogan react to Sting's return?
    In a manner that will only serve to both confuse and anger everyone.

    Can Hogan and Sting resolve their differences to finally put an end to The Aces? Tune in and find out!
    Even when they were on the same page they failed to accomplish that goal. Oh, and they're both like 100 years old... We so need new heroes.

    - Speaking of The Aces, Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle has issued an Open Challenge to any member of Aces and 8s to face him one on one this Thursday on IMPACT!
    We all know how that one will end... Shenanigans!

    - Thursday's IMPACT will include the anticipated in-ring return of Chris Sabin! After fighting back from two major knee injuries, the longtime X Division superstar is ready for action! On Thursday, Sabin will return in an X Division Contender's Match against Sonjay Dutt and Zema Ion!
    Returning from injury is good enough to get into a #1 Contenders match? Somebody shove Low Ki down a flight of stairs and then tell him to call TNA after he heals up...

    - In Knockouts tag-team action on Thursday, Taryn Terrell teams up with Mickie James to battle Gail Kim and Tara
    A hot mess, a cowgirl, an Asian and a cougar. There's something for everybody in that match.

    - Thursday's IMPACT will also feature big news on June's annual "Slammiversary" event as the challenger for the World Heavyweight Championship main event will be revealed!
    I'm pretty sure even those that haven't read spoilers know who this will end up being... Don't worry, I won't spill the beans.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    Impact kicking off with The Hulkster.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    It's time for some WCW Thunder! Huzzah!

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    This feels like it should involve some man-hugs...

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    The Hulkster being the bigger man and apologizing to The Stinger.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    Hulk Hogan was so gonna just givethe Title shot to Stingmon before Matt Morgan came out... We all know it.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    Would it be asking to much for a Matt Morgan win tonight.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    When did TNA get so shitty with their video packages? They made Chris Sabin's injuries sound like a good thing... Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lony
    Would it be asking to much for a Matt Morgan win tonight.
    As someone that doesn't like Morgan or Sting... I find myself rooting for Earl Hebner...

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    As someone that doesn't like Morgan or Sting... I find myself rooting for Earl Hebner...
    I like Matt Morgan, I just think he's been mishandled... a lot actually.

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    TNA Knockout's playing cards... I'd order them if it didn't make me a perv.

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    HAIL SABIN~!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lony
    I like Matt Morgan, I just think he's been mishandled... a lot actually.
    The same is pretty much true for like 75% of the roster.

    Jobber entrance for Dutt... Boo!

    Chris Sabin looks so odd with that haircut... I don't like it.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    Apparently Suicide has been chosen to return for an X-Division match... wonder if Frankie Kazarian or Christopher Daniels will play him.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    The X-Division seems to get Cruiserweight reactions these days... Kind of sad.

    Suicide is what the other guys in the poll are probably considering now...

    Shitty X-cam in da house... Bleh.

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    Nice match... poopy crowd.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    I was hoping Rashad Cameron would have been voted to return for that X-Division match up... it's who I voted for.

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    Sleazy and easy.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    Quote Originally Posted by Lony
    I was hoping Rashad Cameron would have been voted to return for that X-Division match up... it's who I voted for.
    Did you really think the internet would pass up on the joke? You should know better.

    Why are Robbie and Jesse a thing? We already got better comedy characters in TNA. Sheesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    Did you really think the internet would pass up on the joke? You should know better.
    Your right... I should have known Suicide was gonna get the most votes out of the three wrestlers to get a future X-Division match up.

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    Looks like we're gonna be getting Down with the Brown tonight.

    Someone needs to Back the Mack.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    D-Lo vs Kurt Angle? Why do I feel like a European Title should be involved in all this?

    Hide the children and call the cops... It's a stable of possible pedobears...

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    This match feels like something you'd see on Velocity... That's still a show, right?

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    Rob Terry with the unsurprising win.

    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    This match feels like something you'd see on Velocity... That's still a show, right?
    No, no it isn't.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    That was the most 'Blah' match I've seen in a while on Impact...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lony
    No, no it isn't.
    So, what's the current WWE equivalent of that? Saturday Morning Slam? The Main Event?

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    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    So, what's the current WWE equivalent of that? Saturday Morning Slam? The Main Event?
    Probably The Main Event, Saturday Morning Slam is more like WWE's thirty minute version of Chikara.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    What happened to Roo's suit? Now he's wearing stone washed jeans... So odd.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    That means boner.

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    Spoiler Alert.

    I'm digging this segment.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    This promo kind of stinks... Where's the funny? I'm so disappointed.

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    The crowd really didn't fuck about that segment... or James Storm... Yeesh.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    I was really hoping they'd have the Knockout's tag team match in the first hour... looks like I'll have to miss it due to an early showing of Iron Man III being aired tonight.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    Well, let's see what D-Lo has left in the tank...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lony
    I was really hoping they'd have the Knockout's tag team match in the first hour... looks like I'll have to miss it due to an early showing of Iron Man III being aired tonight.
    Guess I'll be talking to myself for the 2nd hour... Awesome!

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    I hope we get Taka Michinoku match after this one. Or perhaps an Essa Rios match?

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    D-Lo loses... and nothing was gained...

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Wrestling Party Thread - 05/02/13

    Just got here. D'lo tapped out and Angle is calling out AJ. Both seem very wrong unless they are pretending Angle and AJ have history for that whole two months they teamed together.


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