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    Default TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13


    - In the main event of Thursday's broadcast on SpikeTV, it will a 10 Man Tag Team War as The Aces and Eights (Devon, D.O.C., Wes Brisco, Garett Bischoff and Knux) battle the TNA team of Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, Magnus, Eric Young and Joseph Park! The battle for power between The Aces and the TNA roster continues!

    - World Heavyweight Champion Bully Ray is coming to IMPACT on a mission! The President of Aces and Eights wants to speak to his wife Brooke Hogan on Impact, after she has ignored his calls and texts. What will happen if Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan come face-to-face on IMPACT for the first time since Lockdown? In perhaps the biggest hoax in wrestling history, Bully Ray conned Brooke into marrying him in order to help The Aces and Eights gain power in TNA. Will Bully Ray force a confrontation with Brooke? Will her father Hulk Hogan get involved? No doubt, Thursday's IMPACT will be emotionally charged and potentially volatile.

    - Taryn Terrell makes her in-ring wrestling debut on Thursday night, teaming with TNA Knockouts champion Velvet Sky to battle Gail Kim and Tara!

    -Before they meet for the TNA Tag Team Titles on April 11th on Spike, the teams of Bobby Roode and Austin Aries and Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez will come face to face for the official contract signing.

    - The evolution of TNA's X Division continues with a three-way Contender's Match: Sonjay Dutt vs. Mason Andrews vs. the returning Petey Williams!

    - Plus, the monthly "Gut Check" returns as two newcomers will get a shot at earning a spot on the TNA roster: Adam Pearce vs. Magno!
    Sounds like it'll be a good show tonight, really looking forward to the return of Petey Williams to the X-Division even if it ends up being for one night only. Also knowing TNA's history you just know that ten man tag team match is gonna break down into an all out brawl and I can't wait for it to happen.

    Also as a friendly reminder to anyone who cares but tomorrow night is the first of TNA's One Night Only PPV's... TNA X-Travaganza so uh yeah.
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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Hmm...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lony
    - In the main event of Thursday's broadcast on SpikeTV, it will a 10 Man Tag Team War as The Aces and Eights (Devon, D.O.C., Wes Brisco, Garett Bischoff and Knux) battle the TNA team of Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, Magnus, Eric Young and Joseph Park! The battle for power between The Aces and the TNA roster continues!
    How does winning random wrestling matches gain you power anyways? Is wrestling like a giant RPG or something? I don't get it.

    - World Heavyweight Champion Bully Ray is coming to IMPACT on a mission!
    Would you say he's a Man on a Mission? Oh-Ho-Ho-Ho... Pbbt!

    The President of Aces and Eights wants to speak to his wife Brooke Hogan on Impact, after she has ignored his calls and texts.
    Why must we suffer for her mistakes? Bleh.

    What will happen if Bully Ray and Brooke Hogan come face-to-face on IMPACT for the first time since Lockdown?
    The guy writing the preview obviously doesn't watch the product... Sigh...

    In perhaps the biggest hoax in wrestling history, Bully Ray conned Brooke into marrying him in order to help The Aces and Eights gain power in TNA.
    They say that like fooling an idiot is something hard to do...

    Oh, and how did marrying Brooke gain A's & 8's any power? She's only in charge of the KO's.

    Will Bully Ray force a confrontation with Brooke?
    Isn't that the point of all this?

    Will her father Hulk Hogan get involved?
    I hope not.

    No doubt, Thursday's IMPACT will be emotionally charged and potentially volatile.
    A wrestling show... potentially volatile? I should hope so.

    - Taryn Terrell makes her in-ring wrestling debut on Thursday night, teaming with TNA Knockouts champion Velvet Sky to battle Gail Kim and Tara!
    Let the pigeons loose! And the puppies! And all the other naughty euphemisms!

    -Before they meet for the TNA Tag Team Titles on April 11th on Spike, the teams of Bobby Roode and Austin Aries and Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez will come face to face for the official contract signing.
    Don't forget the shenanigans... I'm sure they'll be there too.

    - The evolution of TNA's X Division continues with a three-way Contender's Match: Sonjay Dutt vs. Mason Andrews vs. the returning Petey Williams!
    They better make sure to dry off the ropes before this one... Please don't botch, Sonjay.

    - Plus, the monthly "Gut Check" returns as two newcomers will get a shot at earning a spot on the TNA roster: Adam Pearce vs. Magno!
    I really have to question the skills of a 17 year veteran that needs to go through all this just to get into TNA...

    Also as a friendly reminder to anyone whocares but tomorrow night is the first of TNA's One Night Only PPV's... TNA X-Travaganza so uh yeah.
    Nobody cares about those... I bet they'll only get 5 buys... And they'll all be from TNA employees...

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    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    Nobody cares about those... I bet they'll only get 5 buys... And they'll all be from TNA employees...
    I'll be watching them if I can.

    Re: This Impact - Petey Williams and MAGNO? Me gusta.


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    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    Nobody cares about those... I bet they'll only get 5 buys... And they'll all be from TNA employees...


    I'll most likely order the X-Division One Night Only PPV, should make for a fun show.

    Not sure how many other TNA One Night Only PPV's I'll order afterwards though.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    The WWE champion is on Spike right now...

    Not sure what to think tbh


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    I mark for stairs.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    I saw Serg's Twitter once and he maintains that he doesn't know how the Aces and Eights lyrical theme was created.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Impact kicks off with Aces & Eights.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Mr Anderson has a special package. And he's also holding an Aces and Eights vest.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Kenny looks like he's been sleeping in a dumpster... He's moving up in the world.

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Quote Originally Posted by whocares View Post
    Kenny looks like he's been sleeping in a dumpster... He's moving up in the world.
    At least it's not Sunglasses Hut.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Why? Is D'Lo stupid?


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    TNA is no longer down with the Brown... It's a sad day indeed...

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    D-Lo should fear Angle. After all, he's "not the biggest fan" of black people.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Man, Brooke looks so old. Almost as old as her mom.

    "Every man's heart one day beats its final beat, his lungs breath their final breath. And if what that man did in his life, makes the blood pulse through the body of others, and makes them believe deeper in something larger than life, then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized by the storytellers, by the loyalty, by the memory, of those who honor him and make whatever the man did live forever."

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Team TNA wins again! Not that it really means anything... but still...

    Don't flatter yourself, Brooke... Joey Ryan likes 'em much younger...

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Brooke with Joey Ryan. This can only end well.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Joey Ryan as knockout's referee... yeah that should be entertaining.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Dear God, that woman in the ACE ad looks worse than Brooke.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Quote Originally Posted by GetReady2Fly
    D-Lo should fear Angle. After all, he's "not the biggest fan" of black people.
    Wait... Didn't Kurt want to fuck Sharmell in the ass? And also date Rhaka Khan?

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

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    Wait... Didn't Kurt want to fuck Sharmell in the ass? And also date Rhaka Khan?
    Of course, I'm forgetting he wanted Bestiality Sex with Sharmell.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Did TNA just copy the 'Did you know' stuff? Hmmm...

    Joey Ryan... you lucky bastard!

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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Joey Ryan: Still a better ref than Earl Hebner


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Looks like Joey has a thing for Velvet Sky.


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    Default Re: TNA Impact Party Thread - 4/4/13

    Quote Originally Posted by Lony View Post
    Looks like Joey has a thing for Velvet Sky.
    You can say that again...


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