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    Default Joseph Parks Sucks

    Fat nerdy characters SUCK.

    He's not really very funny, his character is boring and it's just a pointless gimmick.

    Bring back Abyss.

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    Default Re: Joseph Parks Sucks

    Well, thankfully you don't speak for the majority.

    And I'm sure Chris is more than happy to play this character, since it means he isn't getting cracked with chairs, thumbtacks and barb wire every other match.



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    Default Re: Joseph Parks Sucks

    You prefer this gimmick to Abyss?

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    Default Re: Joseph Parks Sucks

    I find it more entertaining, yes.

    And I can fully understand why Chris may not WANT to return to Abyss himself, at least not yet.



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    Default Re: Joseph Parks Sucks

    Are you kayfabing us? Is this a rib?

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    Default Re: Joseph Parks Sucks

    Joseph Parks does suck something fierce. Joseph Park, on the other hand, is 50 Shades of Great.


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    Default Re: Joseph Parks Sucks

    Joseph Park is one of the best things in TNA right now behind Bully Ray. Unique, funny and worth tuning in for.





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    Default Re: Joseph Parks Sucks

    I don't find him funny at all, I just see a fat sweaty weirdo.

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    Joseph Park is great...the character is funny how he acts like he has no clue what he is doing and then at the right moment goes all Abyss on his opponent and then snaps back out of it and has no idea what happened...he is a fresh character and very entertaining.
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    One of the things Im enjoying most in TNA right now. I prefer him over Abyss and its not close.
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    A few more weeks... and I think I'll finally be tired of his one joke. Until then, still slightly funny.

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    I kind of like them both. Chris pull off both very well I love it when he Abyss out as Parks

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    Joseph Parks segments are so much more funnier than the Team Hell no segments.

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    I don't really care for the Park character, but it's still way ahead of Abyss.

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    Default Re: Joseph Parks Sucks

    Abyss got stale Parks is a fresh character.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post
    Abyss got stale Parks is a fresh character.
    Because they let him get stale, they never did anything decent with him other than throw him in angles it didn't make sense for him to be involved in. He has always been mis-used for the large part.

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    I'm getting tired of the whole thing to tell you the truth.

    I've never liked Abyss but Park is a joke that went on too long. His matchs are bad, there may be some things that make him entertaining some time but you'll never pay big money to see his matchs. He's a novely act, like EY. It's like Spider-Man's clone saga where it started good but it got bad cause it was supposed to end earlier but idiots kept it running too long instead of finishing it like it was supposed to be. The guy was looking for his "brother" Abyss, let him find his damn brother.

    Really it's a shame that a guy that had a solid career in TNA, who's won championships has his whole career erased. And he used to be the ultimate badass. It reminds me of after AJ has had a career as a top guy who won the World title, he became a lackey to Christian, tossing away all that had happened before.

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    Joseph Park is the third best thing in TNA. Fuck the haters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butters' Pitt View Post
    I'm getting tired of the whole thing to tell you the truth.

    I've never liked Abyss but Park is a joke that went on too long. His matchs are bad, there may be some things that make him entertaining some time but you'll never pay big money to see his matchs. He's a novely act, like EY. It's like Spider-Man's clone saga where it started good but it got bad cause it was supposed to end earlier but idiots kept it running too long instead of finishing it like it was supposed to be. The guy was looking for his "brother" Abyss, let him find his damn brother.

    Really it's a shame that a guy that had a solid career in TNA, who's won championships has his whole career erased. And he used to be the ultimate badass. It reminds me of after AJ has had a career as a top guy who won the World title, he became a lackey to Christian, tossing away all that had happened before.
    Exactly, I understand if kids find the character funny.. But only kids.

    Characters like Eric Young and Joseph Park are just terrible, really bad and forced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jung Dragon View Post
    I don't find him funny at all, I just see a fat sweaty weirdo.
    Jung Dragon is right.
    Joseph Park is just some fat dude in a sweat suit.

    Remember the time when Hogan called him Joseph Parks over and over again?
    Was that a rib?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jung Dragon View Post
    Exactly, I understand if kids find the character funny.. But only kids.

    Characters like Eric Young and Joseph Park are just terrible, really bad and forced.
    Well there is a need for comedy characters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    Well there is a need for comedy characters.
    That's why we have EY... and ODB... and Tazz... and Bad Intentions... and Dirty Heels... and Jesse from Big Brother... and Robbie E... and Joey Ryan... and A's & 8's... Oh wait, that last one is just a joke...

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    They need to can the Joseph Parks character.

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    Hopefully Parks will get seriously roughed up by Ace's & 8's and/or betrayed by Brooke, which will lead to him being written off TV indefinitely.

    Problem is, I don't really want him to come back as Abyss. I almost don't want him to come back at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARCELONA
    Hopefully Parks will get seriously roughed up by Ace's & 8's and/or betrayed by Brooke, which will lead to him being written off TV indefinitely.
    But they've already established that Joseph transforms back into Abyss when seriously roughed up... That would just break the storyline completely. Does TNA really need to do more things that cause people to raise their eyebrow?

    Problem is, I don't really want him to come back as Abyss. I almost don't want him to come back at all.
    What's wrong with Abby? He can cut a promo and is a pretty good monster wrestler. Without him we'd be left with Matt Morgan. And he's too skinny to be an effective monster wrestler.

    By the way, Abyss really can't go back to just being the same old Abyss once this storyline finally progresses. I mean, putting the mask back on him isn't an option... He's gonna have to sort of evolve into something else. Maybe he'll be a smarter monster that plays politics? Basically, he'll become The Big Show...

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