Impact Wrestling Party 3/7/13

[X-zero]

Did no one start the party? Was no one down with the brown?

[Krimzon]

A party impies that people are having a good time. I've got a splitting headache from ramming my head into the wall at the D'Lo reveal. I knew it was coming. Hell, I've known for months, but still. The fact that they actually did it is so, so disappointing.

[Brodie]

I absolutely hate the Aces and Eights storyline. Why do they all wrestle fully clothed? It's illogical.

Was that Joey Mercury in the crowd? I'm not wearing my glasses or contacts.

Why would anybody make D'Lo Brown the Vice President of their gang? What are his responsibilities?

Who are these random ladies?

So many questions.

[X-zero]

A party impies that people are having a good time. I've got a splitting headache from ramming my head into the wall at the D'Lo reveal. I knew it was coming. Hell, I've known for months, but still. The fact that they actually did it is so, so disappointing.

Some people consider have splitting head meant they were at a great party.

I absolutely hate the Aces and Eights storyline. Why do they all wrestle fully clothed? It's illogical.

Was that Joey Mercury in the crowd? I'm not wearing my glasses or contacts.

Why would anybody make D'Lo Brown the Vice President of their gang? What are his responsibilities?

Who are these random ladies?

So many questions.

Not sure who that was in the crowd. And the random ladies are gutcheck participants from last week.

[whocares]

A's & 8's just gets worse and worse each passing week. Urgh...

[Krimzon]

Really? This guy is gonna replace Taz? Was "Hardwork" Bobby Walker busy?

[whocares]

What's was weaker: Gail's promo... or Velvet's slap?

[X-zero]

Taz isn't a member of gutcheck team anymore, weak. She gave up a MMA match for us lets vote for her. MMA>TNA you say.

[Krimzon]

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

[whocares]

$10 says we'll see Puerto Rican chick again in the near future.

[Krimzon]

This Gut Check garbage is the shits. The woman LOST and was CLEARLY inferior and STILL went through over Eevee? HORSE. SHIT.

[Johnny D]

They did this wrong, I would have swerved it hardcore and started it a few weeks ago with the VP answers to one person and tonight reveal that person as ....Awesome Kong. Now THAT would have been epic, of course her signing back with TNA would have been all over the news

[Brodie]

They did this wrong, I would have swerved it hardcore and started it a few weeks ago with the VP answers to one person and tonight reveal that person as ....Awesome Kong. Now THAT would have been epic

We could finally get that Kurt Angle/Awesome Kong match!

[Johnny D]

lol no kidding

[whocares]

By the way, pretty sure Tapa will be getting the thumbs up tonight. TNA desperately needs new KO's.

[X-zero]

What's was weaker: Gail's promo... or Velvet's slap?

Velvet's slap

$10 says we'll see Puerto Rican chick again in the near future.

Most likely as the first none woman whore of aces and eights

[Krimzon]

By the way, pretty sure Tapa will be getting the thumbs up tonight. TNA desperately needs new KO's.

Then call up Taelor Hendrix. Tapa should be sentenced to anywhere but a wrestling ring for the rest of her life.

[whocares]

Then call up Taelor Hendrix. Tapa should be sentenced to anywhere but a wrestling ring for the rest of her life.

Tapa has potential, though. I mean, the KO Division has enough pretty faces trying to do highflying moves. They need a powerhouse with a unique character.

[Brodie]

Eat them feet, bitch!

[Johnny D]

Tapa has potential, though. I mean, the KO Division has enough pretty faces trying to do highflying moves. They need a powerhouse with a unique character.

Then call up Taylor Wilde, she was pretty darn good

[Brodie]

I look away for a second and a bloodied Sting is going ballistic!

It's certainly attention-grabbing.

Brutus has some passion there.

Let's go, Joe!

Why don't they just let AJ wrestle? Just let him wrestle and be confident and people will want to watch when he's wrestling.

[whocares]

Then call up Taylor Wilde, she was pretty darn good

I'm pretty sure Taylor Wilde left wrestling. Besides, TNA paid her like crap... She probably wouldn't even want to come back.

Oh, and Roxxi would be better anyways...

[X-zero]

AJ has really been working hard on his out of shape not caring look.

[Krimzon]

Tapa has potential, though. I mean, the KO Division has enough pretty faces trying to do highflying moves. They need a powerhouse with a unique character.

Three letters: O.D.B.

TNA needs wrestlers. Eevee is a better one than Tapa.

[whocares]

AJ has really been working hard on his out of shape not caring look.

His secret: Pizza Rolls and a copy of Madden.