Best WWE One Liners

[NickF]

Whats your favorite WWE One Liners?

Mine are when the Miz said AJ Lee will close 2012 with a bang. And a classic: Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!

[The Main Event]

Rock: "Who in the blue hell are you roody poos?"
Bubba Ray: "We're the Duh-duh-duh-duh"
Rock: "IT-IT-IT-IT DOESN'T MATTER!"

Still gets me

[MachoMark]

Its Me Austin!

Aw Son of a Bitch!

Whaaaaat!





What is good about Miz saying AJ will close 2012 with a bang..

[Zeki]

Its Me Austin!

Aw Son of a Bitch!

Whaaaaat!





What is good about Miz saying AJ will close 2012 with a bang..

One of my favourite lines. I liked the confrontation with Punk/Austin, went something like this:

Punk: Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Austin: Well, I can whip your ass backwards

Made me laugh a little, even though I'm not that much of an Austin fan.

[The Main Event]

One of my favourite lines. I liked the confrontation with Punk/Austin, went something like this:

Punk: Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Austin: Well, I can whip your ass backwards

Made me laugh a little, even though I'm not that much of an Austin fan.

I love that line, but the one in that promo I thought was even better was...

SCSA: "You wasting my time if you wanna come into my office and talk this 'What?' trash to me. What do you want?"
Punk: "It's annoying isn't it?"
SCSA: "Hell yeah!"

[Zeki]

I love that line, but the one in that promo I thought was even better was...

SCSA: "You wasting my time if you wanna come into my office and talk this 'What?' trash to me. What do you want?"
Punk: "It's annoying isn't it?"
SCSA: "Hell yeah!"

I forgot that part! That was gold. Also, another one I enjoyed:
Fan: "Go back to Toronto!"
Chris Jericho: "I'm from Winnipeg you idiot!"

[NickF]

@MachoMark
Well, AJ has been with 5 guys in the wwe, and everyone thinks shes a slut. So Miz made a joke saying that AJ was going to leave 2012 by banging someone. Like Dolph Ziggler, her latest boyfriend.

[BestInThe205]

I forgot that part! That was gold. Also, another one I enjoyed:
Fan: "Go back to Toronto!"
Chris Jericho: "I'm from Winnipeg you idiot!"

I was JUST about to post that..

[gl83]

I kinda liked some of Batista's one-liners during his last Heel run.

Batista: DUCT TAPE!? Are you kidding me!? Duct Tape!? That's something Hornswoggle would do!


Batista: YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE MY FRIEND!! *Tosses Rey Mysterio into barricade*

[The Champ]

I liked the one about Cena kissing babies and hugging fat girls.

[Zeki]

I liked the one about Cena kissing babies and hugging fat girls.

That one made me laugh. There was something HHH said to Stephanie, i don't know the exact quote but it was something like;
Stephanie: The game always comes up a little...'short' in the bedroom.
HHH: Even a 747 looks small when it flies through the Grand Canyon

[Jack Nichols]

"Is that a badge?"

[Greywolf]

to a girl fan in the front row, when he introduced his dashing gimmick
Cody Rhodes: I can literally hear you getting fatter!

Extreme Rules 2010
kid: I hate you Batista!
Batista: I hate you too!

Survivor Series 2009
fan: Go back to Toronto!
Jericho: I'm from Winnipeg you idiot!

RAW, hug it out match
Daniel Bryan: You didn't hug me?!

RAW 2006
King Bookah: Correction, peasant!

RAW episode 1001
CM Punk: And what's The Rock's response been? We haven't heard from him in a week, which is funny to a guy like me, because when he was battling with John Cena, you couldn't shut him up.

most recent:
leading up to TLC
Dean Ambrose: Bring your ladders, bring your tables, bring your chairs! The Shield, brings the sword.

[ReKOVery]

" I am the best wrestler in the world. I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar, and he split just like I’m splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship. " -CM PUNK

Monday Night Raw, June 27, 2011

Triple H: How was your movie, by the way?

CM Punk: Oh, my went straight to DVD jut like yours.

- RAW

[Jack Nichols]

That's a few lines, eh?

I like the DVD line though that was great.

[Zeki]

Yeah that DVD line is really good. I like when Punk gets a littler personal in his insults, his delivery is really believable and you can almost feel a little spite in what he says.

[Huge Y2J Fan]

Anything Bobby Heenan ever said.
It's not fair to Flair!
When someone sticks his hand out, shake it. Then kick him real hard.
This (Hogans theme song) is my second favorite song. My favorite is every other song!

[Hak]

Another Heenan and Gorilla exchange.

Heenan: Now what he's got to do is put the guys head on the stairs and then stomp on his head as hard as he can.

Gorilla: Would you stop?

Heenan: What? It's a good amateur move!

[Baker223]

I'm sure I'll botch most of these, but the originals made me legit lol

Austin to Flair: "What the hell is a Nature Boy? Do you like nature? Do you like boys?"
Rock at Royal Rumble 2000: "I only fear two men in this match.....Headbanger Mosh and Crash Holly!"
Rock buries Billy Gunn around Summerslam 99
Edge on X-Pac: "1998 called. It wants you back."
Edge on Billy Gunn/winning KOTR: I won't "Billy Gunn" my KOTR victory!
Edge & Christian on Benoit: "He's really, really mad and really, really angry" (plus bonus kazoo concert!)
Rock on Booker/Goldust: Something about the youth of America rooting for a thug and a freak. Trust me, it was hilarious.
Heyman's One Night Stand "shoot": Specifically the JBL and Edge/Lita lines
JBL on Batista: "Undertaker has faced many greats at Wrestlemania! Batista is right up there with King Kong Bundy and Giant Gonzalez!"
Flair's "Real World Champion" promo where he buries Hogan for being a Hollywood sellout
Cena's rap disses were gold. Ditto for Lawlers' lines about Stu Hart.
RVD to HHH after listing his own accomplishments: "You sure can spit water!"