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    Whats your favorite WWE One Liners?

    Mine are when the Miz said AJ Lee will close 2012 with a bang. And a classic: Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!

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    Rock: "Who in the blue hell are you roody poos?"
    Bubba Ray: "We're the Duh-duh-duh-duh"
    Rock: "IT-IT-IT-IT DOESN'T MATTER!"

    Still gets me

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    Its Me Austin!

    Aw Son of a Bitch!

    Whaaaaat!





    What is good about Miz saying AJ will close 2012 with a bang..


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    Quote Originally Posted by MachoMark View Post
    Its Me Austin!

    Aw Son of a Bitch!

    Whaaaaat!





    What is good about Miz saying AJ will close 2012 with a bang..
    One of my favourite lines. I liked the confrontation with Punk/Austin, went something like this:

    Punk: Can you say the alphabet backwards?

    Austin: Well, I can whip your ass backwards

    Made me laugh a little, even though I'm not that much of an Austin fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeki View Post
    One of my favourite lines. I liked the confrontation with Punk/Austin, went something like this:

    Punk: Can you say the alphabet backwards?

    Austin: Well, I can whip your ass backwards

    Made me laugh a little, even though I'm not that much of an Austin fan.
    I love that line, but the one in that promo I thought was even better was...

    SCSA: "You wasting my time if you wanna come into my office and talk this 'What?' trash to me. What do you want?"
    Punk: "It's annoying isn't it?"
    SCSA: "Hell yeah!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Main Event View Post
    I love that line, but the one in that promo I thought was even better was...

    SCSA: "You wasting my time if you wanna come into my office and talk this 'What?' trash to me. What do you want?"
    Punk: "It's annoying isn't it?"
    SCSA: "Hell yeah!"
    I forgot that part! That was gold. Also, another one I enjoyed:
    Fan: "Go back to Toronto!"
    Chris Jericho: "I'm from Winnipeg you idiot!"

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    @MachoMark
    Well, AJ has been with 5 guys in the wwe, and everyone thinks shes a slut. So Miz made a joke saying that AJ was going to leave 2012 by banging someone. Like Dolph Ziggler, her latest boyfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeki View Post
    I forgot that part! That was gold. Also, another one I enjoyed:
    Fan: "Go back to Toronto!"
    Chris Jericho: "I'm from Winnipeg you idiot!"
    I was JUST about to post that..
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    I kinda liked some of Batista's one-liners during his last Heel run.

    Batista: DUCT TAPE!? Are you kidding me!? Duct Tape!? That's something Hornswoggle would do!


    Batista: YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE MY FRIEND!! *Tosses Rey Mysterio into barricade*

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    I liked the one about Cena kissing babies and hugging fat girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Champ View Post
    I liked the one about Cena kissing babies and hugging fat girls.
    That one made me laugh. There was something HHH said to Stephanie, i don't know the exact quote but it was something like;
    Stephanie: The game always comes up a little...'short' in the bedroom.
    HHH: Even a 747 looks small when it flies through the Grand Canyon

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    to a girl fan in the front row, when he introduced his dashing gimmick
    Cody Rhodes: I can literally hear you getting fatter!

    Extreme Rules 2010
    kid: I hate you Batista!
    Batista: I hate you too!

    Survivor Series 2009
    fan: Go back to Toronto!
    Jericho: I'm from Winnipeg you idiot!

    RAW, hug it out match
    Daniel Bryan: You didn't hug me?!

    RAW 2006
    King Bookah: Correction, peasant!

    RAW episode 1001
    CM Punk: And what's The Rock's response been? We haven't heard from him in a week, which is funny to a guy like me, because when he was battling with John Cena, you couldn't shut him up.

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    That's a few lines, eh?

    I like the DVD line though that was great.

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    Yeah that DVD line is really good. I like when Punk gets a littler personal in his insults, his delivery is really believable and you can almost feel a little spite in what he says.

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    Anything Bobby Heenan ever said.
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    Another Heenan and Gorilla exchange.

    Heenan: Now what he's got to do is put the guys head on the stairs and then stomp on his head as hard as he can.

    Gorilla: Would you stop?

    Heenan: What? It's a good amateur move!

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    I'm sure I'll botch most of these, but the originals made me legit lol

    Austin to Flair: "What the hell is a Nature Boy? Do you like nature? Do you like boys?"
    Rock at Royal Rumble 2000: "I only fear two men in this match.....Headbanger Mosh and Crash Holly!"
    Rock buries Billy Gunn around Summerslam 99
    Edge on X-Pac: "1998 called. It wants you back."
    Edge on Billy Gunn/winning KOTR: I won't "Billy Gunn" my KOTR victory!
    Edge & Christian on Benoit: "He's really, really mad and really, really angry" (plus bonus kazoo concert!)
    Rock on Booker/Goldust: Something about the youth of America rooting for a thug and a freak. Trust me, it was hilarious.
    Heyman's One Night Stand "shoot": Specifically the JBL and Edge/Lita lines
    JBL on Batista: "Undertaker has faced many greats at Wrestlemania! Batista is right up there with King Kong Bundy and Giant Gonzalez!"
    Flair's "Real World Champion" promo where he buries Hogan for being a Hollywood sellout
    Cena's rap disses were gold. Ditto for Lawlers' lines about Stu Hart.
    RVD to HHH after listing his own accomplishments: "You sure can spit water!"

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