TNA Final Resolution 2012

[Lony]

So anyone ordering the PPV tonight, the PPV card looks pretty good... looking forward to AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels and Rob Van Dam vs. Kenny King the most though, oh and Matt Morgan and Joey Ryan hopefully/maybe winning the tag team titles.

[whocares]

As always, I will be here leeching info from those actually watching the show... Huzzah!

By the way, anybody else got a bad feeling that Velvet will turn heel tonight? Hey, they did it with D-von.

[Lony]

Velvet Sky as someone's old lady in a biker club... well they could do worse.

[whocares]

Velvet Sky as someone's old lady in a biker club... well they could do worse.

And she could do better... Heh.

[Crippler]

Jeff Hardy and his STUPID FUCKING THOUGHTS.

[Havokwolf]

Velvet turning heel doesn't mean she has to join A&8's, Butters.

I doubt Velvet will turn. It's more likely Mickie turns and feuds with Velvet.

[Havokwolf]

Jeff Hardy and his STUPID FUCKING THOUGHTS.

The inner monologues are great.

Hilariously awful, but great.

[Crippler]

Todd and Tenay on commentary. The less Taz in the world, the better.

[Lony]

Show kicks off with "Cowboy" James Storm.

Velvet turning heel doesn't mean she has to join A&8's, Butters.

True.

[Havokwolf]

...I hate the Impact Zone.

[Crippler]

"Where's your boyfriend"

[BATISTA_CenA]

As odd as it may be , I somehow see Christian York getting involved in some way in the main event... ..

[whocares]

Who the hell was Storm wrestling again?

[Crippler]

I hate, hate, HATE it when wrestlers say "promo."

[Havokwolf]

Stop. Fucking. Chanting. Everything.

[Crippler]

Oh Goddammnit, there's Taz.

[Lony]

Who the hell was Storm wrestling again?

No one, though we may have just gotten an impromptu match between James Storm and Frankie Kazarian.

[whocares]

No one, though we may have just gotten an impromptu match between James Storm and Frankie Kazarian.

Oh... For a second I thought I had sniffed too much Bleach... Don't ask...

[Lony]

As odd as it may be , I somehow see Christian York getting involved in some way in the main event... ..

You're really big on Christian York aren't you.

[whocares]

Christian York is the future of the wrestling business! Just ignore how long he's already been in it...

[Lony]

Not a bad match... what with neither man expecting to wrestle tonight.

[Lony]

Kenny King vs. Rob Van Dam up next, should be a fun match.

Plus Christy Hemme is looking great as always.

[Crippler]

King's not gonna win, but he's gonna come close and look like a star in the making.

[whocares]

King's not gonna win, but he's gonna come close and look like a star in the making.

Are you really sure RVD is gonna allow that?

[Crippler]

And Kenny King playing the heel in this match. Of course.