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    No need to take this too seriously. Just thought it'd be a funny idea to have Sandow vs. Bryan in a loser shaves his beard match. Maybe in a ladder match with the clippers hanging over the ring? Maybe a clippers on a pole match? Haha I don't know. Thoughts?

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    And for months afterward, the loser wears a fake beard, or a scarf in the ring to hide their now clean shaven face.

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    I like it, not something that should really happen at a PPV. But for an episode of Raw, I like it.

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    If they ever do another RAW Roulette, this needs to be on the wheel. If Luke Harper, Erick Rowa and Kassius Ohno are on the roster by then, throw them in too. First person to get pinned loses the facial fuzz.

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    Daniel Bryan angrily stomping to the ring with a big ridiculous scarf covering the lower half of his face is the funniest thing I've pictured in days. It would trump Angle's wig and headgear combo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RT View Post
    Daniel Bryan angrily stomping to the ring with a big ridiculous scarf covering the lower half of his face is the funniest thing I've pictured in days. It would trump Angle's wig and headgear combo.
    Oh dear god, I would do anything to see that.
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    A beard is sacred. This isn't even funny to joke about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sable Impaled View Post
    A beard is sacred. This isn't even funny to joke about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RT View Post
    Daniel Bryan angrily stomping to the ring with a big ridiculous scarf covering the lower half of his face is the funniest thing I've pictured in days. It would trump Angle's wig and headgear combo.
    I could see it now...

    Daniel Bryan proving everyone that he's the World's Toughest Vegan because of his epic beard powers, the longer and thicker his beard gets the more powerful he becomes. He starts calling about the Beard Elders in the Sky to grant him the power to smite his foes and sit in the corner stroking his beard after his victories.

    Sandow starts up a rivalry saying that he is a fraud and that his Beard is inferior to his because his Beard doesn't rely on silly mythical Beard Gods but using his superior intellect and Beard Science he defeats him with his Arm-ringer chin lock takedown.

    Then bam, Daniel Bryan is in Beard denial after getting it shaved off and they can just go back to him screaming NO at the fans.

    They could do all that in one week, it would be the greatest episode of RAW or SmackDown!
    Last edited by Spike; 12-08-2012 at 02:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RT View Post
    Daniel Bryan angrily stomping to the ring with a big ridiculous scarf covering the lower half of his face is the funniest thing I've pictured in days. It would trump Angle's wig and headgear combo.
    Okay, it's time to bombard WWE HQ with emails, phone calls, letters, Tweets, Touts, Twits, whatever you crazy kids are doing these days, and make this happen.

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    Default Re: Beard vs Beard Match?

    I honestly love this idea.

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    Guys, we're officially starting a PW Twitter campaign to make #BeardVsBeard a thing. So who's in? I know I, BigRed, and RT are onboard. Who else?

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    This is the best idea.

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    Why would Bryan risk his vegan powers and why would Sandow risk his intellect... they are clearly contained in their magnificent beard follicles!

    Quote Originally Posted by RT View Post
    Daniel Bryan angrily stomping to the ring with a big ridiculous scarf covering the lower half of his face is the funniest thing I've pictured in days. It would trump Angle's wig and headgear combo.
    That... is... hilarious...

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    Default Re: Beard vs Beard Match?

    Oh this shit needs to happen yesterday! The matches would be fantastic and the promos would be pure gold.

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    Seriously...BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DC View Post
    Guys, we're officially starting a PW Twitter campaign to make #BeardVsBeard a thing. So who's in? I know I, BigRed, and RT are onboard. Who else?
    As the proposer of the idea, I am all on board for doing everything we can to make this happen.

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