And for months afterward, the loser wears a fake beard, or a scarf in the ring to hide their now clean shaven face.
No need to take this too seriously. Just thought it'd be a funny idea to have Sandow vs. Bryan in a loser shaves his beard match. Maybe in a ladder match with the clippers hanging over the ring? Maybe a clippers on a pole match? Haha I don't know. Thoughts?
I like it, not something that should really happen at a PPV. But for an episode of Raw, I like it.
Daniel Bryan angrily stomping to the ring with a big ridiculous scarf covering the lower half of his face is the funniest thing I've pictured in days. It would trump Angle's wig and headgear combo.
A beard is sacred. This isn't even funny to joke about.
Daniel Bryan proving everyone that he's the World's Toughest Vegan because of his epic beard powers, the longer and thicker his beard gets the more powerful he becomes. He starts calling about the Beard Elders in the Sky to grant him the power to smite his foes and sit in the corner stroking his beard after his victories.
Sandow starts up a rivalry saying that he is a fraud and that his Beard is inferior to his because his Beard doesn't rely on silly mythical Beard Gods but using his superior intellect and Beard Science he defeats him with his Arm-ringer chin lock takedown.
Then bam, Daniel Bryan is in Beard denial after getting it shaved off and they can just go back to him screaming NO at the fans.
They could do all that in one week, it would be the greatest episode of RAW or SmackDown!
I honestly love this idea.
"ROH matches are too spotty and their storylines are too simple" - some guy in 2006 who now watches NXT on the regular.
"ROH guys don't look like real wrestlers and have no talent" - some guy in 2007 whose favourite wrestlers are now Daniel Bryan, Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins.
"ROH production is terrible" - some guy in 2013 who enjoyed watching on the first two wrestlemanias and some old MSG shows once he got the network.
Guys, we're officially starting a PW Twitter campaign to make #BeardVsBeard a thing. So who's in? I know I, BigRed, and RT are onboard. Who else?
This is the best idea.
Credit to BezerroBizarro from DeviantArt and Lony for Resisizing!
http://forums.prowrestling.com/showthread.php?t=123457 THE KID VS DOSE MATCH IS ON!!!!
Oh this shit needs to happen yesterday! The matches would be fantastic and the promos would be pure gold.
Seriously...BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!
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