The Life & Times of Scotty Goldman

[Stefan]

WWE just uploaded this video on their Youtube account.



Let the speculation begin...

(They must have included those soundbites of Lawler and Tazz talking about someone else because Colt was never on RAW and he was on SD after Tazz left if I remember correctly).

[Nightwolf]

Oooooooooooooh!

*self slap*

No, no! you know this is either a rib or something that will not end well, stop it Nightwolf!

[Blindy]

Maybe he'll get a backstage kind of job or some sort of interviewing gig rather than be an in ring wrestler(Ala Striker)....though I still think they might keep the Scotty Goldman name on him if they cared to revisit this rather than just repackage him.

[milopo]

We just found Taker's opponent for WM 29.

[HilaryFan]

WWE be trollin'

[Falcone]

Fuck you Joey!

[The Industry]

Seriously

[Push Goldust]

WWE Exec - "There's this guy, Colt Cobana. He's an indy wrestler with a cult following. Friends with Punk. We had him before but packaged him as Scotty Goldman. Long story short, it didn't work out. I think he could be valuable to us".

Vince - "Well we can't call him Colt Cobana".

WWE Exec - "Obviously".

Vince - "CULT Kobana".

WWE Exec - "Vince, I've just jizzed in my pants".

[The Industry]

WWE Exec - "There's this guy, Colt Cobana. He's an indy wrestler with a cult following. Friends with Punk. We had him before but packaged him as Scotty Goldman. Long story short, it didn't work out. I think he could be valuable to us".

Vince - "Well we can't call him Colt Cobana".

WWE Exec - "Obviously".

Vince - "CULT Kobana".

WWE Exec - "Vince, I've just jizzed in my pants".

And sucks...Don't forget that about Colt

[Djm]

Honestly.

Let's not feed the WWE Troll.

[Falcone]

Honestly.

Let's not feed the WWE Troll.

Industry or Styles?

THANK YOU! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! TRY THE FISH!

[The Industry]

Honestly.

Let's not feed the WWE Troll.

Or not let us feed the sucker for love guy that hates being black

[Falcone]

Or not let us feed the sucker for love guy that hates being black

Pretty sure he was referring to WWE trying to troll us Indy.

[The Industry]

Pretty sure he was referring to WWE trying to troll us Indy.

Oh, I'm sorry, Deej

[Big Pete]

Seriously

He started a podcast and has low self esteem. The latter puts him over as one of the biggest babyfaces on the Indy scene even though the reality is he stagnated 8 years ago. That and Colt Cabana is a fun name, when the E took that away from him he was half the man he was and continues to cry about it to this day.

[Djm]

He started a podcast and has low self esteem. The latter puts him over as one of the biggest babyfaces on the Indy scene even though the reality is he stagnated 8 years ago. That and Colt Cabana is a fun name, when the E took that away from him he was half the man he was and continues to cry about it to this day.

He was funny once. And decent in the ring. Now, even I'm a little tired of him. Somebody either sign him or let him fade into obscurity already.

[The Industry]

And he isn't very good. The best work he ever did was with Homicide and that was more because of Homicide

[L.T.D]

Maybe he will come in as himself and cut a promo on how WWE made him a joke, and them uploading this video is a way of kind of planting it in fans minds before he returns.

[The Industry]

Maybe he will come in as himself and cut a promo on how WWE made him a joke, and them uploading this video is a way of kind of planting it in fans minds before he returns.

WWE didn't make him a joke...They didn't help matters but he wasn't very good to begin with

[Falcone]

All these unkind words hurt me deeply.

[Djm]

YES, @WWE posted a Goldman video... And YES, I now have to go back to my therapist. http://youtu.be/NWzMb53JolY #DriveThoseNumbersUp

Just kicking a guy when he's down. For shame.

[merle]

In all fairness, did anyone really expect a guy named Scotty Goldman to be a success? I mean, Scotty? That was just a bad call on the E's part. If he comes back, just make it Scott Goldman. I'm sorry but there is nothing intimidating about a guy named Scotty. The child version of a name just shouldn't be used by a wrestler.

[Crippler]

I hope he appears just to get squashed by Ryback in two minutes. I will take all the tears and make them into a margarita.

[Doc Wallaby]

I watch "Creative Has Nothing For You" religiously ... So sad to see you all dumping on Colt.

Wait, if this isn't just a huge troll and they're planning to finally bring Colt back, they should try to sign Marty to an on-air role, too! They could be a comedy duo!

My sense of humor isn't appreciated here? Fine. I'll just go back to making lame-ass videos to stick in my sig ...

[Falcone]

The guy got called up by John Lauranaitis, whose research into Cabana consisted of 'He's jewish' and that's it. I'd be bitter if I was him too.