Tweets from the Golden and Attitude Eras

[Crippler]

So we all know that nowadays on twitter, wrestlers say some dumb shit. Lookin' at you, Tuft. And you, Dykstra. And you, AW. And YOU, Rosa Mendez. Anyway, the locker rooms these days are actually fairly tame compared to years gone by. So imagine what insane shit wrestlers would be tweeting back in, say, the Golden Era, the New Age, or The Attitude Era? This is all for fun, and shamelessly stolen from RINGKING.

@HulkaManiaForever
@BNB Thinks he'll be the WWF Champion some day. Have you looked in the mirror, brother? #tarbaby

[RINGKING]

@VinnieMac
Monday-Sable. Tuesday-Ivory. Wednesday-Lita. Thursday-Al Snow. #myweeklyoralsexschedule, #alsnowhead

[The Main Event]

True story...

Really Rocky? That was just uncalled for. You're such an ass, man. #BewpBewp

[Crippler]

@HitManHart Gettin' laid eight days a week. Being on the road is great. #Wifedontknowshit #ChampsGetPussy

[Falcone]

@WholeFuckingShow @NewJack Hey man, screw Hashtag, can you get me a hashbag?

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@BillGoldberg Hey! Nerds! My chants aren't piped in! People love me!

@EazyEric @BillGoldberg Um... Bill, we need to talk.

[Crippler]

@NWOMania @Goldberg Hey brother, I know kikes love their gold, but don't forget to give me back my belt, brother. #JewWorldOrder

[RINGKING]

@Jakethesnakeroberts
Snortin'. Drinkin'. Shootin'. And its only Monday Morning! #Drugsrule, #IjustDDTedmypenis, #soberYEAHRIGHT

@GorgeousGeorge
FOR THE LAST TIME.....I am NOT gay! #askyourmom, #ipimpbuddyrogers

@EricBischoff
I just gave the Renegade $47 Billion Dollars for a 6 month contract! #Gawdimagenius, #tedlovesme #WCWforever

@Billygun
No HBK, I will not shoot heroine into your scrotum. #way2manydrugs, #howishe#1

[Falcone]

@Undertaker Oh god! What's that smell?!

@SychoSid @Undertaker Uh... sorry?

[Crippler]

@HulkamaniaForever Gotta talk @BigDickVinnie outta putting the title on Hart. Dude wears pink. #DickmanHart

[Falcone]

@HeartBreakKid @ChrisCandidoRules Hey babe, come up to my room tonight with that bag of coke you got off Ahmed, forget about that loser boyfriend of yours.

@HeartBreakKid @ChrisCandidoRules Hey, Chris, uh, ignore that last tweet. Uh, Owen stole my phone. Yeah.

[The Main Event]

@DeadmanPhenom
"Mania opponent shortlist: Hogan who never jobs, Warrior who can't sell, Yokozuna the fat ass. #TombstoneNullified"

@BrotherBrotherBrother
"@DeadmanPhenom: Could always use the chokeslam on me, I'll sell it brother."

[Crippler]

@BigEvilismyPenis So I went from a zombie to a biker. I do love a Harley, but why? #BecauseRusso

@BigEvilismyPenis Harley is a kind of motorcycle, Sara.

[Falcone]

@BRAKUS BRAKUS IS COMING!

@VinceMcMahon @BRAKUS Yeah, about that. YOOOOOOOU'RE, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!!!

[Crippler]

@MadGeniusHeyman @VinceMcMahon Then what the hell am I supposed to do with him??

[The Main Event]

@McMahonGrapefruits
"You'll never believe what @WCW4Lyfe just told me...he said WCW will beat us with fucking Razor Ramon! #StupidBischoff #InYourDreams"

[RINGKING]

@ScottHall
Hey, could someone tell me where Nitro is tomorrow? #Imhammered, #Igotstockinbudlight, #Vicodinrulz

@KevinNash
@Scott Hall Its Saturday Scott.

[Falcone]

@BigCatCurtisHughes Hey, Chris, who are we wrestlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllll

@ChrisJericho @BigCatCurtisHughes Seriously Russo? HHH gets Chyna, I get a narcoleptic Koko B. Ware?

[Crippler]

@McMahonGrapefruits
"You'll never believe what @WCW4Lyfe just told me...he said WCW will beat us with fucking Razor Ramon! #StupidBischoff #InYourDreams"

@BigDickBischoff So someone's telling me that @McMahonGrapefruits is beating us in the ratings with that Stunning Steve Austin cuntface. Gimmme a break! #Morelikeraisins

[The Main Event]

@BowDownToMe
"Man, the boss' daughter is pretty hot. Think I could hit it. #Bazooka #SheBowsDown"

[Falcone]

@TonyChiavone Tonight on Nitro, see the worldwide debut of the hottest new talent in wrestling, GLACIER!

@TheSpoonyOne @TonyChiavone NINJAS? ON TV?! SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS! NINJAS ARE KIDNAPPING PEOPLE ON TV!!!

[Falcone]

@BowDownToMe
"Man, the boss' daughter is pretty hot. Think I could hit it. #Bazooka #SheBowsDown"

@ShaneOMac @BowDownToMe Orly? I'm gonna tell my dad! You'll be working with The Godwinns for the next 5 years when we're done with you!

[Crippler]

@ShaneOMac @BowDownToMe Orly? I'm gonna tell my dad! You'll be working with The Godwinns for the next 5 years when we're done with you!

@KingDickVince Actually, @ShaneOMac, I like @BowDownToMe as a son more than you. Writin' you out of the will! #tooskinny

[The Main Event]

@KingDickVince Actually, @ShaneOMac, I like @BowDownToMe as a son more than you. Writin' you out of the will! #tooskinny

@KingDickVince: You'll love me! If not....I'll jump off the Titantron! #MeanStreet"

[Crippler]

@KingDickVince You don't have the Balls, @ShaneOMac #shouldabeenabj

[Falcone]

@SteveBlackman @KingDickVince Uh, Vince... Shane kinda fell off the titantron.