The 'I'm a Paul Heyman Guy' Raw Party Thread

[Todd]

Tonight, we hear from the mysterious NXT trio of Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns. Are they in cahoots with Punk? Do they work alone? Are they 'Paul Heyman guys'? (vomit)

Will Punk brag about passing the late, great Randy Savage on the list of longest reigns? (probably)

What condition is Ryback in? Is he injured? Is he about to exert his revenge on his foes? (probably)

How will Ziggler respond to Cena's attack on SmackDown? Will there be more revelations or lies about Cena's supposed relationship with AJ? What will Vickie Guerrero have up her sleeve tonight? (God this sucks)

All that and more, but no Miz, on tonight's MONDAY NIGHT RAWWWWWWW[/Vince]

[Oncall]

No Miz tonight At least he's doing something awesome while he's not there

[King_Steve]

I really hope they don't job Dean Ambrose out to Ryback. I fucking hate the character Ryback.

[Greywolf]

This is the first time I seen the previously on thing. OMG does it SUCK. Why don't they just treat the opening as an opening to a PPV? Like how they've always showed us what previously happened with just text on the bottom. And this is definitely aimed towards kids. I find it funny.

[chicagokenny416]

Aren't we all Paul Heyman guys?!?

[Murphy]

The pre-Raw recap stuff is stupid.

"confused? you won't be...after this week's episode of Raw"

[Djm]

Wake up.

[chicagokenny416]

Definitely should've left that idea with TNA.

[Murphy]

Aren't we all Paul Heyman guys?!?

I am Paul Heyman, I'm here to troll for ideas.
I enjoy stealing them from wrestling message boards and laughing my way to the bank.

[El Maestro]

The only thing I really love about Ryback is his entrance music

[Jake]

Ryback > The 3 "NXT" losers.....

Oh god.... Poor O'Neill after becoming PW's MVP..... he's getting fed to Ryback.

[Djm]

Wow. Titus O'Neill.

Take THAT, Internet.

[The Industry]

Another career destroyed

[chicagokenny416]

I am Paul Heyman, I'm here to troll for ideas.
I enjoy stealing them from wrestling message boards and laughing my way to the bank.

Hi Paul!

[Greywolf]

They need to make Titus look a little more ridiculous as a character, then maybe I wouldn't feel so hurt to him losing tonight.

there we go! this guy is gold as a wimpy heel.

[Todd]

See, I don't find Ryback anywhere near as appealing now that he wrestles actual superstars in competitive matches. Smashing everyone in two minutes worked because it covered up how unbelievably awful he really is.

[Lony]

Ryback destroying one half of the PTP's... I think this is the first I might actually like Ryback.

[Greywolf]

The WWE were originally afraid to give Ryback a shirt, because they didn't want him to sell to ANYTHING.

[Djm]

Seriously.

Which one of you is the mole?

[Ed]

Real guys were pink!

[Murphy]

Anytime I pick anything up, I march around in a circle before putting it back down.

Ryback has changed my life.

[chicagokenny416]

Well now we can move on from that snoozer.

[Todd]

The divas match will be better than that match. And I don't even think Titus is that bad.

[chicagokenny416]

The WWE were originally afraid to give Ryback a shirt, because they didn't want him to sell to ANYTHING.

*Ba Da Bum* or however that sound goes.

[Murphy]

I actually think he should stand there all night....watch everyone else wrestle around him....treat him like a turnbuckle in the center of the ring.