The Lord of the RAW Parties (CM Punk'd) presents: The Return of the King

[CM Punk'd]

Tonight's RAW Party is fit for a King. 2 months ago, Jerry Lawler was near death, as he suffered a massive heart attack while he was announcing RAW. However, thanks to an incredible medical staff, Lawler gets something many other like him never got. And that's a second chance at life.

Tonight, just 2 months after that near-tragic day, The King returns to the throne, behind the broadcast booth, to announce RAW.

Also...



Announced not too long ago, CM Punk will go one on one with John Cena, just 6 days before their, and Ryback's, WWE title triple threat match.

Discuss!

[Heteroflexible]

CM Punk vs John Cena for what feels like the hundredth time

There's gonna be interference one way or another tonight.

[Greywolf]

Would it be too much to hope for a 40 minute broadway match between Punk and Cena (like Michaels and Cena at London in 07)? Doesn't matter the winner, because the title isn't on the line type of match?

[King_Steve]

It is going to be a great show.

[CM Punk'd]

4 minutes, y'all.

[Crippler]

Sometimes, it's like WWE wants you to think Cena was actually in the military.

[Precious Roy]

When did WWE start doing this "Previously On Raw/Tonight on Raw..." stuff?

[Greywolf]

Leader vs. Leader match? Hopefully because they're supposed to be big deals this coming sunday, there won't be a clean pin.

[Crippler]

Shouldn't that RKO on the steel steps have fucked up Orton MUCH more than it did Del Rio?

Oh, goody. Time for Ziggler to lose again. With a PPV right on the horizon. Where he will also lose. *sigh* Fuck you, Vince.

[oWn]

When did WWE start doing this "Previously On Raw/Tonight on Raw..." stuff?

When they switched from a wrestling federation to a soap opera

[Greywolf]

When they switched from a wrestling federation to a soap opera

so the mid 80's?

[oWn]

so the mid 80's?

...no

[Crippler]

Seriously? A loss there would NOT have hurt Orton at ALL. But no, I get it. Orton has to win. 'Cause he's gonna get that big push to the World Title. This fuckin' guy.

[The Champ]

They do it on purpose now. I know they do.

[Djm]

ARRIVE.

BOOK A TAG TEAM MATCH.

HOLLA!

[Greywolf]

Teddy Long? I wonder what he's going to announce ...

[Jake]

TAG TEAM PLAYA

[The Champ]

Seriously. After not having made any kind of decision on Raw since he was GM, Teddy Long randomly surfaces to make a tag team match.

They're in on the joke.

[T-Money]

So Kofi and Orton bury the hatchet in milliseconds of a heated rivalry from only three years ago and tag against Ziggler and Del Rio.

[Greywolf]

Seriously? A loss there would NOT have hurt Orton at ALL. But no, I get it. Orton has to win. 'Cause he's gonna get that big push to the World Title. This fuckin' guy.

And because Ziggler has the briefcase, he has to lose. You know, because he hasn't lost enough title matches this year. They need to keep questioning his credibility.

Why did Orton get a pin, if they were going to switch the match anyway?

[oWn]

So Kofi and Orton bury the hatchet in milliseconds of a heated rivalry from only three years ago and tag against Ziggler and Del Rio.

3 years ago!? Thats as good as before Christ in WWE terms

[Moses]

Fuck.. is Ziggler ever going to get a push.. By push I mean a week where he doesn't lose a fucking match?

I have already came to realize they will never pull the switch on Ziggler as world champ.. And even if they do, he will be just a transitional champ to Boreton or back to boring ass face Sheamus

[Djm]

Seriously. After not having made any kind of decision on Raw since he was GM, Teddy Long randomly surfaces to make a tag team match.

They're in on the joke.

I want a shirt that says "ARRIVE. TAG MATCH. HOLLA."

[Greywolf]

So Kofi and Orton bury the hatchet in milliseconds of a heated rivalry from only three years ago and tag against Ziggler and Del Rio.

If Cena can forgive Orton, anyone can.

[Crippler]

And because Ziggler has the briefcase, he has to lose. You know, because he hasn't lost enough title matches this year. They need to keep questioning his credibility.

Why did Orton get a pin, if they were going to switch the match anyway?

The only reason to restart the match would be if Ziggler were to pin Kofi....and I laughed at myself as I typed that.