The Fuck Spoilers edition of Super Smackdown!

[Crippler]

So, Super Smackdown live. Gonna have Del Rio/Orton in Falls Count Anywhere. What asshole thing is Orton gonna do this week? Also, refrain from mentioning any spoilers, as the title suggests.

[The Industry]

Let us kick the show off with Sheamus!!!!

[Crippler]

Even if it is just done to take the piss out of TNA, I really like the "previously on" intros for WWE shows. And this angle they're doing is pretty cool. It makes sense. If Sheamus has admitted where he was gonna be, why not jump him?

[The Industry]

Ungrateful Ginger

[Crippler]

Another big pop for Wade. Nice.

[The Champ]

Them advertising it as "Super SmackDown LIVE" when it's not live is fucking annoying.

[Crippler]

Well, Raw wasn't live, either. Gotta keep up the illusion, mate.

Wait a second, didn't Miz use his rematch clause at Hell in a Cell?

[The Industry]

I'm not going to even say anything

[Crippler]

Even if it is kinda tasteless, it still cracks me up.

[Crippler]

Something else JBL does that I love is that he calls Smackdown the 'A' Show. For years, Smackdown announcers have all but accepted that they're small potatoes, but JBL says FUCK THAT and promotes Smackdown like it means something.

[y2jman]

Well, Raw wasn't live, either. Gotta keep up the illusion, mate.

Wait a second, didn't Miz use his rematch clause at Hell in a Cell?

ya won't like the out come of the match if ya already know that is

[Jake]

White ropes on Smackdown?

[Crippler]

Eh. Brand split's over. Why give the shows separate identities?

[y2jman]

White ropes on Smackdown?

it might be an uk thing who knows

[Crippler]

Kofi didn't even need to kick Miz this time. He beat him with a transitional move. Jeez.

Wow, Kofi is a fucking cuntflap. Miz tries to be a good sport, and Kofi just kicks him in the fucking face. What a babyface.

[The Industry]

So now that is over. I guess it is pretty much a foregone conclusion Miz is on team Foley

[The Industry]

CM Punk's DVD is THE #1 Sports DVD in America...But we aren't a sport

[Crippler]

"Use Hulu Plus, where you can watch all of our WWE programming, except for all of the matches."

Man, the commentary got real quiet. I think Mathews had to turn off his mic to laugh or something. PTP with the jobber entrances. 'Cause, ya know. We need that time for commercials and recaps.

[The Industry]

PTP vs LuchaLeRey

Good Times!!!!!!!!

[Crippler]

MILLIONS OF DOLLAAAAAAAS.

[The Industry]

Put a little bit more STANK on THAT!



The PTP are fucking great

[Crippler]

I know I've already said it plenty of times, but Titus is the Edge of the Black E&C.

[The Industry]

JBL as an advisor to PTP would be fucking great.

JBL wanted another 10 yard penalty for the sweater Striker had on

[Crippler]

I'm sorry, but JBL sounded REAL gay when he said "BUSTED~!"

I'm with Falcone, Teddy's turning heel.

[Crippler]

"I REALLY like letting people know that I am a fucking psychopath"
-Randy Orton, baybface.