Masks and Snakes! It's A Halloween Main Event Party! OOOOOOOH~!!!!

[Crippler]

Tonight, on WWE's Main Event on ION TV, Randy Orton will team with Luca LibRey to take on Alberto Del Rio and the Prime Time Playas! Who will win? How piped-in will Del Rio's reaction be? How much of a heel will Orton play? Find out TONIGHT!

And, because it is Halloween,


Enjoy.

[Falcone]

Let's go MysCara of Justice!

[Crippler]

I'm surprised you didn't blow a gasket when Cole said Maddox "failed as a WWE superstar." Also, how are the PTP going to work with Del Rio after Del Rio talked mad shit about them on the show a week ago?

[Crippler]

Man, they didn't even BOTHER piping in Del Rio's reaction. Poor guy.

[The Main Event]

A PARTY FOR ME?!?!?!?


....Oh.




"BOOM KITTY KITTY BOOM KITTY KITTY!" I swear that's what PTP's theme sounds like

[Falcone]

That just means they're gonna go the route I think they're going Crippy.

Let's go LuchaSinSterio!

[Crippler]

Why is no one getting a reaction so far? I mean, we joke about pro wrestling being in a decline, but FUCK.

[Falcone]

Even the piped in reactions dont give a fuck about this match.

[Crippler]

I still cringe whenever WWE mentions that they have a deal with K Mart. Are there more than five K-Mats worldwide? Holy shit, even Sin Cara is bigger than Mysterio.

[Crippler]

Oh, almost forgot. Play this whenever Mysterio gets rolling.

[The Champ]

I thoroughly enjoyed that.

Except for the part when they showed the Cena/Vickie stuff.

Oh wait, that hasn't happened yet. I'm just assuming it sucks.

[Crippler]

"An answer for everything" doesn't make Cena pathetic. It means he's NOT LYING. Also, Vickie could totally get sued for harassment. WHERE IS THE ONLY SMART MAN IN PRO WRESTLING? WHERE IS DAVID OTUNGA?!

[The Main Event]

Yup, still love Wade Barrett's punch/BOOM taunt.

So Barrett or Kidd in next week's Main Event? Welp, that didn't take long to start sliding back on star power

[Crippler]

They really need to figure out how to do the placement of these matches on the card. Or, at the very least, advertise both matches. Because the fans have no reason to care once the only advertised match is over.

[The Main Event]

They really need to figure out how to do the placement of these matches on the card. Or, at the very least, advertise both matches. Because the fans have no reason to care once the only advertised match is over.

I love it like this honestly...it gives you the feeling that you never know when the "Main Event" match is going to end. It could go from 8:15ET to 8:30, or 8:15 all the way to 9. You just don't know. It's like UFC on PPV, they'll go through the last match, and if needed they'll roll a prelim match to fill it. Good format to me.

[Crippler]

Touche. Kinda reminds me of the Raw match between Shawn and Cena that went 45 minutes. They kept saying "oh man, we still have to have Edge and Orton for the main event!" You didn't know when the match was going to end.

JBL is speaking positively of wrestling in other countries. Vince must be ready to blow a gasket.

[The Main Event]

Touche. Kinda reminds me of the Raw match between Shawn and Cena that went 45 minutes. They kept saying "oh man, we still have to have Edge and Orton for the main event!" You didn't know when the match was going to end.

JBL is speaking positively of wrestling in other countries. Vince must be ready to blow a gasket.

I was actually going to use that match to further my point . Decided not to for some reason I can't remember already.

JBL can do whatever he wants on commentary, he's easily the best today. And I doubt Vince will care about the other country talk, not like fans know where to go to find it normally.

[Crippler]

I know, but the guy just screams Xenophobe. :O WADE VS. SHEAMUS FEUD. This is the BEST of news.

[The Main Event]

Well, I take it back about the lack of star power

Sheamus vs Barrett next week. Not bad (slow clap)

[Crippler]

Ya hear that, Barrett? Sheamus wants to punch you in you FLACE!

[y2jman]

i myself not a big fan wade barrett he randoms on england sports too much among other england topics don't follow him on twitter anymore

[Lony]

Well, I take it back about the lack of star power

Sheamus vs Barrett next week. Not bad (slow clap)

Sheamus vs. Barrett again... count me in (you know after someone puts it up on YT).

[spear]

Why is no one getting a reaction so far? I mean, we joke about pro wrestling being in a decline, but FUCK.

Wrestling is not what it used too be. It was mainstream in the eightys and late nightys. People talked about it the media was all over it. And everyone fucking loved wrestling back then. Guys like Hogan and Austin were Pop Culture icons. But unfortunately wrestling has declined in the last couple off years. And now most off the world do not even notice wrestling. It has been over overshadowed by Football Basketball Boxing Soccer Golf and the rest off the world.

[The Champ]

Football and basketball were always bigger than wrestling.

[spear]

Football and basketball were always bigger than wrestling.

But WWF back then were almost on the same level as basketball. But now wwe now are pretty much above bowling in terms off sport.