TONIGHT ON THE LONGEST RUNNING WEEKLY EPISODIC TELEVISION PROGRAM IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!
- WWE Chairman Vincent Kennedy McMahon (husband of Connecticut senatorial candidate Linda McMahon) will appear live and in living color tonight to give a State of the WWE address? What will Vince McMahon tell us we want to see? How many segments will he eat up by himself? (Over/under is 6.5, for the record.)
- JAWN CENA will be on Raw! Will his sling be pink now too?
- More shenanigans from both of the Tag Team Champions!
- Antonio Cesaro will teach us how to say "fired" in five different languages!
- Tonight's Raw is live from Sacramento! You know what the best thing about coming to Sacramento is? In about four hours, we're all gonna LEAVE SACRAMENTO! (The Rock will not be in Sacramento tonight.)