10/8 Raw Party - NOT PUNK/FAN ALTERCATION

[Matt]

TONIGHT ON THE LONGEST RUNNING WEEKLY EPISODIC TELEVISION PROGRAM IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!

- WWE Chairman Vincent Kennedy McMahon (husband of Connecticut senatorial candidate Linda McMahon) will appear live and in living color tonight to give a State of the WWE address? What will Vince McMahon tell us we want to see? How many segments will he eat up by himself? (Over/under is 6.5, for the record.)

- JAWN CENA will be on Raw! Will his sling be pink now too?

- More shenanigans from both of the Tag Team Champions!

- Antonio Cesaro will teach us how to say "fired" in five different languages!

- Tonight's Raw is live from Sacramento! You know what the best thing about coming to Sacramento is? In about four hours, we're all gonna LEAVE SACRAMENTO! (The Rock will not be in Sacramento tonight.)

[Ice]

There's 35 minutes before the show and the dualing Cena chants have already started.

[buscow]

I'm happy Cena is back.

Should be a good show.

[Jake]

I wonder what Jim Ross shtick will happen tonight, due to Vince's inability to not make jokes about JR.

[spear]

I'm happy Cena is back.

Should be a good show.

Back, he has only been gone a week lol

[Kemis.]

JR's tweet about it being pretty chaotic backstage must be true, what with the news of Gewirtz demotion, Cena's promo, McMahon being around and PISSED (if reports are to be believed).

Then you have the dream double acts of Heyman/Punk and Kane/Bryan.

Color me interested.

[buscow]

Back, he has only been gone a week lol

That's too long for me.

[Froggy]

I'll give it until half one. Too late for me otherwise as I'm up at 7am

Really hope J.R. is not in any way focused upon. Hold hat. Hey, that works on two levels! Like an elevator in a two storey building.

[Froggy]

Thinking about it, it's a near certainty that Ross is heading for some kind of humiliation tonight. JBL is back at the desk, so when Vince commands J.R. to gargle a gobfull of cat wank, at least we won't have to suffer Cole by himself afterwards.

[Jake]

JBL is back? that changes everything about tonight.

[Spawn]

Thinking about it, it's a near certainty that Ross is heading for some kind of humiliation tonight. JBL is back at the desk, so when Vince commands J.R. to gargle a gobfull of cat wank, at least we won't have to suffer Cole by himself afterwards.

If this happens then it cements my lack of understand what on Earth goes through some of the higher ups minds in the WWE.

"Ratings are low, we need ideas or resignations."
"Vince, I have a great idea, lets put on a good twenty minute match between CM Punk and Daniel Bryan. Knowing that if you miss a Raw then there's a chance you'll be missing a potentially great match. Also, lets allow a few of are up and comers some promo time, dedicate a couple of minutes getting there personalties over."
"Interesting, interesting, but I have a better idea. I'm going to spend twenty minutes humuliating one of the most popular, loved and respected announcers in the history of wrestling. Most of my jokes will be based around his on going serious health issues, and of course his weight. If that doesnt get people to tune in nothing will!"
"...annnnnd here's my resignation."

[spear]

Why JR puts up with it, I don't know, it pisses me off.
But he will be with wwe forever. Maybe when HHH becomes boss. He might give good ol JR some slack.

[Darkmania]

Using my amazing psychic powers I am going to predict a lot of Vince and a lot of Cena tonight

It also wouldn't surprise me if they found a way to name drop the Rock.

[The Champ]

Yankee game is getting rain delayed so I'll be here for probably the first half hour at least.

The "I want results or resignations" thing makes me wonder if they're going to do some crazy shit tonight, for the hell of it.

[Djm]

Matt, I'll just put in my 3 hours notice now.

If I don't enjoy it, that's my notice. If I do, well...you'll just get more nuggets of joy from me next week!

[RT]

There's 35 minutes before the show and the dualing Cena chants have already started.

I love Raw parties when one of us are in the crowd. Keep us posted during the boring shit! Enjoy the show, Ice.

I'll be half-paying attention as we make Thanksgiving dinner. Awwww yeah! Stuffed chicken breasts and all the fixin's with pie and cake for dessert!! Fuck turkey!

[Greywolf]

John Cena: The world will look up and shout "save us". and I shall whisper back to them ... Oh, now you want me back huh?! Where's your precious Dwayne? Where's your precious Brock? Fudge you! I need to find myself a new wify.

[The Industry]

Gerwitz has been demoted? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[Froggy]

Enjoy the show guys...see you on the flip side.

[Darkmania]

Only because nobody has suggested it in this thread yet; there is only one thing that can shake the foundations of prowrestling, the John Cena heel turn! Do it tonight!

[Jake]

Imagine if Cena turned heel tonight by spitting on his pink bands? what a way to turn heel that would be.

[The Industry]

Stupid move, John. You had them by the fucking balls

[Raven*]

It's perfect time to debut Dean Ambrose.

[TGO]

No, I didn't miss you. And it was mixed, Cena.

[Jake]

Indeed John, it sure did never do that one week again.