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    Default Why always such tiny jobbers?

    I don't understand why they always use tiny young men as their 'local jobbers' these days. Back in the days of WCW the jobbers actually looked like a threat... there are certainly plenty of bigger, scarier looking indy wrestlers out there who wouldn't mind appearing on WWE TV even as a jobber, wouldn't they make the monsters squashing them look better (as opposed to some 5'10 190 pound kids)?

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    Default Re: Why always such tiny jobbers?

    No, because they want people to Ryback to just be able to throw them around the ring like rag dolls.

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    Default Re: Why always such tiny jobbers?

    What looks more impressive. A guy hitting a move as it's going to be seen most of the time in his first match, or hitting it on a skinny runt in his first match and damn near killing the guy as he's folded in half.
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    Default Re: Why always such tiny jobbers?

    Quote Originally Posted by RicFlair View Post
    who is this RY-BACK you speak of?
    The Future.

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    I bet Goldbergs offense would have looked a million times more deadly if he was hitting it on Colin Delaney instead of Mongo.
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    Default Re: Why always such tiny jobbers?

    Well, I could sell better than Mongo, so that's a poor example.

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    Default Re: Why always such tiny jobbers?

    Not really. If Goldshlacher hit you with a spear, I don't think you'd be 'selling' so much as crying for your mommy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RicFlair View Post
    who is this RY-BACK you speak of?
    A terminator sent back from the future to kill John Connor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lony View Post
    A terminator sent back from the future to kill John Connor.
    Unfortunately, there was a few crossed wires, and instead of Terminating life, he's Terminating food.

    He'll be back... for the rice crispie treats.
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