The Not-So-Official Hardcore Justice Discussion Thread

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Hey! Let's talk about Hardcore Justice! You know you want to!

The card:

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Bobby Roode vs. Austin Aries

BFG SERIES MATCH - WORTH 20 POINTS LADDER MATCH
AJ Styles vs Kurt Angle vs Christopher Daniels vs Samoa Joe

BFG SERIES MATCH - WORTH 20 POINTS TABLES MATCH
Jeff Hardy vs James Storm vs Bully Ray vs Robbie E

BFG SERIES MATCH - WORTH 20 POINTS FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
Mr. Anderson vs Rob Van Dam vs The Pope vs Magnus

KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH
Madison Rayne vs. Miss Tessmacher (champ)

Kid Kash and Gunner vs. Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez

X-DIVISION TITLE MATCH
Kenny King vs. Zema Ion

I'll try to get the ball rolling with some ridiculous predictions.

-The King shall tear down the roof without any help from Zima and be DQ'd for being too awesome! Nah, Zima retains due to outside interference by his can of hairspray... and his hair...

-I'm pretty sure that wrestling god known as Chavo won't be losing his first TNA PPV... Bastard... Gunner eats the pin after a fucked up Border Toss/Frogsplash combination... then dies shortly thereafter...

-I'm not 100% sure... but I think Rayne will lose due to her master plan blowing up in her face. Maybe Earl gets pulled from the match then botches an assist... Or maybe Brooke will come out of hiding and reverse the decision? Anything can happen!

-Hmm... Pope and Magnus haven't been on TV enough to be getting them some more points... And they seem to be pushing a potential storyline with RVD and Kenny... So I see Kenny going over in a very heelish manner. He'll probably steal RVD's win or some shit like that. I'd rather be wrong and see Brutus and Pope just kill off RVD and Kenny and steal their spots on TV... But that's just wishful thinking.

-Oh, you just know Storm will win his match. Rob T takes Jeffery out of the equation... A's & 8's takes Bully out of the equation... Robbie E eats a Super Kick and flies out of the ring and goes through 8 tables on the outside... Afterwards, misguided suspicion continues to run wild on Storm.

-Oh, the Ladder Match is a tough one... It's probably too early for AJ to rise above the stupid... But would they let Daniels go over Kurt? Then there's Joe... That dude is such a wild card... He can go either way. Eh, I say Daniels wins just because he's the only heel in the match. And, as you know, heels in TNA always overcome the odds.

-I see Roo winning the Title with help from A's & 8's. Yup, he was the leader the whole time. The beatdown was all just a swerve. Genius!

Alright, what do you guys think?

[switch!]

This actually looks like a solid card, I'll be watching and this is coming from a loyal guy to the E.

[The Champ]

Alright, I'm bored enough to potentially watch this but I haven't been following Impact much. Someone sell me on it.