Somebody Call My Mama!

[BestInThe205]

I recently have been listening to some interviews with Ernest "the Cat" Miller discussing his views on the whole Brodus Clay situation (I know, old news.), but it really got me thinking on a potential angle.

Picture this:

1,000th Raw the usual "Funk is on a roll..." and much to the surprise of the crowd comes Ernest Miller with his usual dancing shtick (leaving all the PG era kids very confused) and once in the ring proceeds to cut a heel promo on Clay. "I'm the original, yada-yada-yada.." until fun-loving, big ol' teddy bear Brodus appears. Brodus gets in the ring casually, still with a semi-smile on his face where he approaches Miller, without a mic, with a "Come on man, you serious..? Let's talk about this in the back" before promptly receiving a knockout kick to the head from the karate champ himself.

This leads to a relatively short feud, ending with a "Somebody Call My Mama" Street Fight at SummerSlam. Giving Brodus a much needed feud, and also a chance to show his mean-streak. Thoughts? (Mr. T unrelated.)

[Mr. Perfect]

I see where you're going, BUT if Ernest Miller showed up on Raw there would be 14,000 fans in attendance all asking who the dancing fool was, and I'm not taslking about Brodus.

[BestInThe205]

That would be my favorite part.lol It'll be like when Grandmaster Sexay returned to 3 people cheering.

I had alot more in depth storyline planned out for weeks in my head, but once I started typing the beginning of it I got tired of typing. :3

[godAM]

Better than a street fight, how about a Cell Phone on a Poll Match, where the winner calls the loser's momma!

[The Hindusault]

Shelton Benjamin's mother on a pole, winner gets her as a manager/valet/love interest.

[godAM]

Shelton Benjamin's mother on a pole, winner gets her as a manager/valet/love interest.

Just when I thought the Judy Bagwell on a Pole Match couldn't have been topped. Hindusault to the rescue.

[BestInThe205]

Better than a street fight, how about a Cell Phone on a Poll Match, where the winner calls the loser's momma!

This may just be the greatest thing I have ever read.