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    So what is something that all men want? And heck, even some women. A big, fat dick! Right? One that will really make your girl curl her toes in ecstasy while clutching their pillow and moaning out your name ? Uh huh.

    Well how do you know if your penis is big, right? Well I know a lot of my guy friends have measured their penis but obviously that isn't always accurate. My friend told me about a sure fire way to know if a guy has a big one and you only need two things to do it.



    A an empty toilet paper roll


    and an unsharpened # 2 pencil.

    Well first things first, you will have to get a hard on so go look at porn or pictures of Velvet Sky, Megan Fox, Pikachu or whoever it is that gets you perverted little creepers turned on. Make sure you are at full erection when doing this test or it won't be accurate.

    Now you will have to take the toilet paper roll and insert your penis inside. If the penis doesn't go in easily, is snug or it can't even fit then you are large. If it goes in easily then you're either average or below average.

    Now the next test is for length. You will take one end of the pencil and put it at the base of your penis. If your penis goes past the pencil or is the same length then you are above average or large. If the pencil is longer then you are average or below average.

    If you pass both these tests you are quite big. If you don't pass either test then stop fuckin lieing to people! Nobody wants to hear your nonesense.


    Well now that you know how to do this, take the test and let's hear your results but keep it clean enough so where we can keep this discussion open. Have fun!
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    Default Re: Test to know if you have a big penis.

    Or we could skip that weird shit and just measure the damn thing. If you're above 5.5, you're above average. If you're below, well, that just means sex feels less awesome for whomever you're fucking. S'long as you can bust a nut, I don't know what you're worried about. Learn to go down, you're all good.

    Also, if you can comfortably take a dick as long as a #2 pencil that won't fit in a roll of toilet paper without crying, you might want to get a vagina tuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balls
    Or we could skip that weird shit and just measure the damn thing. If you're above 5.5, you're above average. If you're below, well, that just means sex feels less awesome for whomever you're fucking. S'long as you can bust a nut, I don't know what you're worried about. Learn to go down, you're all good.

    Also, if you can comfortably take a dick as long as a #2 pencil that won't fit in a roll of toilet paper without crying, you might want to get a vagina tuck.
    Problem with that is a lot of men are idiots and don't know how to measure properly and there is a lot of debate over how many inches is considered average. Also, width is more important than length which is why the toilet paper roll test was made. A guy could have an 8 inch but if it's pencil thin then what's the point?

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    Somebody told me about the toilet paper roll thing when I was a teenager. So of course out of curiosity as teenage boy you know I just had to try it. There was no way in hell my penis was getting into that thing. Like I could get half the tip in. I've never considered myself big since length wise (yes I measured) I was just under 6.5 inches but I've been told I'm overly thick and it has cause some problems in the past.

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    I love your posts Karen

    I've never measured my penis though, i'm content with it.
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    Hmmm, interesting. Quite revealing.



    Of course what it reveals is that I...


















    won't reveal that here.

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    I pass both tests. Can't believe I actually tried it, but I've never measured before, so I was curious lol. I've been complimented on my size a couple times before, but still I never thought I was anything more than average.

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    Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm above average.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TGO


    Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm above average.
    Even in width? It's very odd if your penis is that thick yet that short. That would look like...a tree stump.

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    Or you could just fuck a girl and see what she thinks...

    If they say 'oh shit' right after you put it in, you're probably fine.

    Either way, as long as the girl isn't a bust-down, it doesn't have to be huge.


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    You could try only going after the super shy nerdy girl next door type. And i dont mean the type that actually turn out to be a total nymph, i mean the type that really are just emotionally and sexually repressed.

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    Unless your freak show small, I really don't think most women care what your penis size is. Vendrell is simply average, it's noticeable but not breath taking by any means. Not like you can really do anything about what you've got down there anyways, if you've got a micro wang just embrace it.

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    Finish measuring. Boy, I'm packing!

    btw I think the best way to know if you're big or small is by dropping your pants in front of a woman. If she's giggling/laughing, yeah it means you should never do it again (drop your pants). However, if she got a smirk on with her mouth wide open...you've got it bro. You've got it
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    If a girl would laugh at penis size then she's a bitch anyways in my book....unless again we're talking about somebody who is packing a wang the size of a pinky toe while aroused. My cousin once told me she banged a guy who had a wang like a pinky toe while erect, she said she couldn't feel anything.

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    I don't need to measure using a toilet paper roll or a pencil. I just know that I'm not freakishly small. I've measured with a ruler () and I'm about average. I'm fine with that.

    Although, I dare say if I had a really small penis, I'd be gutted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1-2-3 Kid
    Finish measuring. Boy, I'm packing!

    btw I think the best way to know if you're big or small is by dropping your pants in front of a woman. If she's giggling/laughing, yeah it means you should never do it again (drop your pants). However, if she got a smirk on with her mouth wide open...you've got it bro. You've got it
    Or if you get a fun comment. That's also a good time

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    I suppose I'm average. The only other penises I've seen were in pornos. I'm just a little bit bigger than those guys so I guess I'm normal.
























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    Yeah you can't look at yourself in comparison to most porno wang, it'll only make you depressed. Or Chris Brown, that dude is a tripod.

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    Above average in both regards, I feel so special...






    Now only if I had someone to use it on...

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    That's why Rihana put up with all them abuse. If you're not only laying down the pipe but you're laying down the BIG pipe, no matter what you do or how much you cheat on her, she ain't going nowhere. I'm speaking from experience

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    Default Re: Test to know if you have a big penis.

    Another question, are you a grower or a shower?...or which one would you rather be?

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    You beat up a lot of women there 1-2-3?

    I doubt that is why Rihana stuck around with him. Lots of women stay with abusive dudes and I doubt they all have an elephant trunk in their pants.

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    Hahaha...nah. I don't do that, never put my hands on a female. However, I've cheated few times on the girl I'm with at the moment...she knew about a couple of 'em but all she ever did was throw a fit and a day later we was back to making out and shit. I'm not saying it's necessarily because I'm packing (to be honest, I'm just a little above average), but she has jokingly mentioned to me in the past that if the sex wasn't good, she would've left me long time ago

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    You are... just SUCH a bad person. Takes my breath away every time.

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    How am I a bad person? Because I cheat? Please...everybody does it. Everybody. I'm no saint and I won't pretend to be one. And I'm not ashame to admit it either. It's not like I'm married to her or anything. So I'm really not guilty of anything really. She knows right from the begining that I'm very flirtatious and sometimes I flirt with other girls just to boost my ego, nothing else. That never did stop her from going out with me

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