So what is something that all men want? And heck, even some women. A big, fat dick! Right? One that will really make your girl curl her toes in ecstasy while clutching their pillow and moaning out your name ? Uh huh.
Well how do you know if your penis is big, right? Well I know a lot of my guy friends have measured their penis but obviously that isn't always accurate. My friend told me about a sure fire way to know if a guy has a big one and you only need two things to do it.
A an empty toilet paper roll
and an unsharpened # 2 pencil.
Well first things first, you will have to get a hard on so go look at porn or pictures of Velvet Sky, Megan Fox, Pikachu or whoever it is that gets you perverted little creepers turned on. Make sure you are at full erection when doing this test or it won't be accurate.
Now you will have to take the toilet paper roll and insert your penis inside. If the penis doesn't go in easily, is snug or it can't even fit then you are large. If it goes in easily then you're either average or below average.
Now the next test is for length. You will take one end of the pencil and put it at the base of your penis. If your penis goes past the pencil or is the same length then you are above average or large. If the pencil is longer then you are average or below average.
If you pass both these tests you are quite big. If you don't pass either test then stop fuckin lieing to people! Nobody wants to hear your nonesense.
Well now that you know how to do this, take the test and let's hear your results but keep it clean enough so where we can keep this discussion open. Have fun!