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    Question Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Yes I know we don't really know who's packing (except Matt Stiker, I've seen the pics) but based on your judgement who do you think is hung like a donkey and who would you assume has a macaroni weiner?



    I usually am a good judge at this sort of thing and I can tell you I'm almost positive HHH has a very, very tiny penis. I also know Snitsky's is very small. John Cena I can tell is huge or defenitely above average. I know this will surprise many people but Big Show is either average or below average. I'd be surprised if it's really that big.

    I'm also going to say that Vince Mcmahon's is above average which may have to do with his arrogant and cocky attitude. Undertaker's is also quite large. Miz is just average. Santino also average. Vladamir Kozlov is pretty big and I'm almost sure uncircumsized.


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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Edge is probably small.

    Eve Torres' is probably above average.

    Michael Cole's is likely the largest of anybody employed with WWE.

    And now I feel a little gay.

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Cody Rhodes stuffs, I learnt that from one of his unaired Dashing Tips.

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    Michael Cole is just average I'm sure. I'd say Edge is average too. Eziekiel Jackson is hung like a brontosaurus and something tells me Sheamus is huge too and doesn't shave down there so you can only imagine that pale skin covered in a ginger bush. Yeeesh.


    I'm thinkin Shane Mcmahon is either packing or very, very small and he may have insecurities about his size. He's not average though I can gaurantee that so he's either big or small.

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    You seem to know the wrestlers' penises well. Is this Lita?

    I kid. I kid.

    You're probably right on Zeke Jackson and no-shave-Sheamus.

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Look at the tights. "Big Zeke" is 300 lbs of dynamite with a 2 inch fuse! The guy has a tickler at best.

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Quote Originally Posted by ~LK~
    You seem to know the wrestlers' penises well. Is this Lita?

    I kid. I kid.

    You're probably right on Zeke Jackson and no-shave-Sheamus.
    I'm telling you I have a 6th sense about these things.

    As for Eve I'd say she is the type who may skip shaving days due to razor bumps and ingrown hairs so it's not as fresh and pretty as some people may think down there. I'd attribute this to being on the road so much and not having time to focus on vaginal hygiene.

    Anyone wondering about Kane, yes it's large and he shaves everything. Hornswaggle's is very, very small as many would imagine.

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Smallest:
    Big Show or Chyna (tie)

    Largest:
    Yoshi Tatsu

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Mally Z
    Smallest:
    Big Show or Chyna (tie)

    Largest:
    Yoshi Tatsu

    /thread
    An Asian has the largest penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~LK~
    An Asian has the largest penis?
    You'd be surprised.

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Looking over Ezikiel pics I've decided he's either average or slightly above average but because the rest of him is so large he may appear quite small, so all in all not nearly as large as I'd pressume.

    Chyna is defenitely small. I've seen the sex tape.

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    I bet Zack Ryder's is the biggest .

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Walker
    Looking over Ezikiel pics I've decided he's either average or slightly above average but because the rest of him is so large he may appear quite small, so all in all not nearly as large as I'd pressume.

    Chyna is defenitely small. I've seen the sex tape.
    You sure do have a niche for deciding wrestler's penis sizes. :frog:

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    What a bizarre thread idea.

    To actually contribute to it, I remember seeing a pic somewhere on this forum that indicated Rhodes was pretty hung.


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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Just reminds me of Brian Kendrick laughing at the Divas who did steroids having huge clits

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Quote Originally Posted by tiss
    Just reminds me of Brian Kendrick laughing at the Divas who did steroids having huge clits
    When did he say that?

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    This is the weirdest thread I've seen lately, and I'm on the old Wrestlecrap forums...

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sammifest
    This is the weirdest thread I've seen lately, and I'm on the old Wrestlecrap forums...


    Like honestly, I can't even believe I contributed to this thread.

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Walker
    When did he say that?
    The London and Kendrick Highspots Shoot

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    John Cena's is the biggest, I know from personal experience.

    Daniel Bryan's must be pretty damn big too to be able to satisfy both Bellas every week.

    As for the smallest... I'd say Todd Grisham.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammifest
    This is the weirdest thread I've seen lately, and I'm on the old Wrestlecrap forums...
    Oh who cares what you think you slutty ass bitch.


    Anyway, yeah there has been lots of talk about John Cena being hung like an ox. I'm also thinking Brian Daniel is pretty huge. Too bad he's fugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Mally Z
    Smallest:
    Big Show or Chyna (tie)
    Are you being serious with this?

    He also says she’s got a huge clit, which made him feel good as a man, because it didn’t take much for her to get off.
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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Just ask Kelly Kelly.

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Didnt someone on here years ago say their friend slept with Val Venis,

    He was apparently very small

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    Default Re: Smallest/Largest penis in the WWE?

    Quote Originally Posted by tiss
    Didnt someone on here years ago say their friend slept with Val Venis,

    He was apparently very small
    That's what all those camera aspects and porn tricks can do to you, makes those porn guys deceptively large.



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